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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Foley on 2006-04-15 at 07:33:13

Omg! Do you guys know that Chuck Norris have other real name??????

Carlos Ray Norris ! He changed the name to Chuck because..... dunno! Can't find!

Anyways i know hi's father was indian!, mother too!

What do you think??

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-15 at 07:56:56

he didn't say his secret. (or did he ?...

) well, his secret was in his psicological power.

isn't this better at null ?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Core20k on 2006-04-15 at 08:38:14

I think it belongs in null to, but anyways Carlos thats crazy. If you find the reason for it being changed post it thats interesting.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Foley on 2006-04-15 at 09:22:23

Lol, maybe he IS carlos but he changed his name in OUR brains! :OOOOOO using his powers

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Core20k on 2006-04-15 at 09:45:42

QUOTE(Foley @ Apr 15 2006, 07:22 AM)

Lol, maybe he IS carlos but he changed his name in OUR brains! :OOOOOO using his powers

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maybe who knows after all...He is Chuck Norris

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mayumi on 2006-04-15 at 10:05:44

QUOTE(Foley @ Apr 15 2006, 08:32 PM)

Wow I learned something new today haha.

QUOTE(Foley @ Apr 15 2006, 10:22 PM)

Lol, maybe he IS carlos but he changed his name in OUR brains! :OOOOOO using his powers

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He probably did cause i've only known him as Chuck Norris my whole life.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-04-15 at 10:17:37

I think this can go in Null.

» Moved to Null

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-15 at 10:46:30

Not rly anything special I think...Chuck Norris is too old.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-15 at 11:43:08

Chuck Norris belongs to null... oh no, if he hears me say this i'll get PWNED!...

well, he maybe in shape even now, due to his power

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-15 at 11:50:13

chuck noris is 1337 *glances at avatar

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2006-04-15 at 12:27:23

Damn right Chuck Norris is 1337. He's the 1337357 1337 that ever 13373d.
Of course, he's too confused to realise that '1337' is a bad thing.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-15 at 13:39:29

QUOTE(EzDay281 @ Apr 15 2006, 10:27 AM)

Damn right Chuck Norris is 1337. He's the 1337357 1337 that ever 13373d.
Of course, he's too confused to realise that '1337' is a bad thing.
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heck yes

lol that sums it up

Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-04-15 at 13:56:34

QUOTE(Jammed @ Apr 15 2006, 08:42 AM)

Chuck Norris belongs to null... oh no, if he hears me say this i'll get PWNED!...

Too bad he probably doesn't even know what the null forum is, and probably doesn't even know the slightest bit of SEN's existance.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-15 at 14:37:35

QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Apr 15 2006, 09:17 AM)

I think this can go in Null.

» Moved to Null
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Why not balete it?

Every one of Foley's posts make my retinas wanna detach from my eyes, jump into the air, and beat me with a salami for making them suffer such torment.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-04-15 at 16:07:23

Everyone knows Chuck Norris was destroyed in 1986 by Einstein's Ghost, who came to the conclusion that if Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kicks are A: Faster then the speed of light and B: Release a larger amount of energy than the Big Bang that they would be able to rip apart the molecular structure of any substance, and that they would cause him to travel backwards in time. Remember that organisms don't die of natural causes, Chuck Norris gets to them. Consider this: if Chuck Norris delivers trillions of deaths, then he would have been at essentially every part of the Universe where life has existed, IE, every part of the surface of the Earth. now, eventually Chuck Norris would HAVE to be in the very same spot twice delivering a Roundhouse Kick, he would travel backwards in time and kill himself, thus negating his existence.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoodenFire on 2006-04-15 at 16:13:06

Chuck Norris is immune to even Chuck Norris.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-04-15 at 16:14:31

That means Chuck Norris is weaker than Chuck Norris, once again, negating his existence.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoodenFire on 2006-04-15 at 16:26:34

I said immune, not stronger/weaker. You misunderstand.

An infinite number of Chuck Norriscies could be fighting eachother but none of them hurt eachother...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-15 at 16:28:40

I think I just blew my cerebral cortex.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-15 at 18:45:14

QUOTE(WoodenFire @ Apr 15 2006, 01:12 PM)

Chuck Norris is immune to even Chuck Norris.
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QUOTE(WoodenFire @ Apr 15 2006, 01:26 PM)

I said immune, not stronger/weaker. You misunderstand.

An infinite number of Chuck Norriscies could be fighting eachother but none of them hurt eachother...
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Thus, negating their existance.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-16 at 10:58:38

QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Apr 15 2006, 08:56 PM)

Too bad he probably doesn't even know what the null forum is, and probably doesn't even know the slightest bit of SEN's existance.
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Chuck Norris sees all, cuz he is so fast... he can destroy anything at any place at any moment

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Foley on 2006-04-16 at 12:13:41

>>> He can stand faster than u run <<< ... o.O

hes a bit owerpowered, ehm, i like him anyways

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-04-16 at 12:46:21

Who cares?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gradius on 2006-04-16 at 12:46:23

*Points to sig

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