Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-18 at 15:02:27
I know you all watch the show on MTV. Now let's make our own jokes. Sorry if this exists, cuz I can't find it.
Yo momma so poor I asked her if she lost a shoe. She said, "Nuh Uh, I just found one."
Yo momma so poor I asked her if she lost a shoe. She said, "Nuh Uh, I just found one."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-04-18 at 15:17:30
Yo momma so fat that her picture would take forever to download.
Yo momma so fat, that she's in MrrLL's post: http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopi...ndpost&p=467982
Yo momma so fat, that she's in MrrLL's post: http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopi...ndpost&p=467982
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-18 at 15:18:35
Ouch BeeR, ouch.
Your mother's so obese, she goes swimming and tsunamis form.
Your mother's so obese, she goes swimming and tsunamis form.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-18 at 15:20:43
Yo momma so fat, she takes posters, not pictures.
Yo momma so fat, she changed email to obesemail.
Yo momma so fat, she changed email to obesemail.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-04-18 at 15:22:24
MTV must die.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-18 at 15:23:36
Your female parental unit is so lacking in intelligence, she thought iPods made iBeans, which she would eat because she is so overweight. The farts from the alleged iBeans can kill anyone in a 100 mile radus. Thank God that iPod is the end of the line.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-04-18 at 15:24:21
Yo momma so fat that she can't fit in a gmail account.
Yo momma so fat, that Atkins gave up on her.
Yo momma so fat, that an anaconda couldn't strangle her.
Yo momma so fat that you confuse cellulite for her belly button.
Yo momma is so fat, that they had to invent these jokes.
Yo momma so fat, that Atkins gave up on her.
Yo momma so fat, that an anaconda couldn't strangle her.
Yo momma so fat that you confuse cellulite for her belly button.
Yo momma is so fat, that they had to invent these jokes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-18 at 15:48:08
Yo momma so poor, her boobs are real.
Yo momma so ugly, she's only been married once.
Yo momma so ugly, she's only been married once.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-18 at 15:50:08
QUOTE(Kow @ Apr 18 2006, 03:23 PM)
Your female parental unit is so lacking in intelligence, she thought iPods made iBeans, which she would eat because she is so overweight. The farts from the alleged iBeans can kill anyone in a 100 mile radus. Thank God that iPod is the end of the line.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-04-18 at 16:18:38
Yo mama is so fat that when they say it was chilly outside she got out a big spoon
Yo mama is so bald that when she took a shower she got brain-washed
Yo mama is so fat that not even kerrigan could infest here
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw here kicking a can I asked "what are you doing" she said "moving"
Yo mama is so stupid that she couldnt put 2 M&M's in the alphabetical order
Yo mama is so stupid it took here 2 hours to watch "60 minutes"
Yo mama is so fat the only belt that could fit her was the equator
edit- sorry i forgot about thhe censor invasion just got the better of me
Yo mama is so bald that when she took a shower she got brain-washed
Yo mama is so fat that not even kerrigan could infest here
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw here kicking a can I asked "what are you doing" she said "moving"
Yo mama is so stupid that she couldnt put 2 M&M's in the alphabetical order
Yo mama is so stupid it took here 2 hours to watch "60 minutes"
Yo mama is so fat the only belt that could fit her was the equator
edit- sorry i forgot about thhe censor invasion just got the better of me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-18 at 16:25:44
Asteroid belt is better.
And for the last time. Ass is not censored.
And for the last time. Ass is not censored.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-04-18 at 16:26:12
Yo momma's so stupid, she went to school and flunked pre school.
Im at school lol
Im at school lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-18 at 16:28:08
yo momma is so fat, to get her through a door you need a bar of soap and a twinkie
yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter an waited for a gumball to come out
yo momma is so stupid, she stole free bread.
yo momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon the super bowl
yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter an waited for a gumball to come out
yo momma is so stupid, she stole free bread.
yo momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon the super bowl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-18 at 18:15:19
Your momma is so old, she is the BIG BANG.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-18 at 18:17:34
Your mother is fat.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-18 at 18:30:17
QUOTE(JordanN @ Apr 18 2006, 03:18 PM)
Yo mama is so fat that when they say it was chilly outside she got out a big @ss spoon
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QUOTE(Kow @ Apr 18 2006, 03:25 PM)
And for the last time. Ass is not censored.
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Also, we really need to get moderators to start warning people for trying to evade the ass filter that they think is there. If they're trying to avoid a filter that badly I consider it even worse than evading the real ones.
Your moma so fat not even Chuck Norris can pierce her hide.
Your moma so fat that Steve Irwin may follow her for weeks at a time.
Your moma so fat, she went on Jerry Springer to biznatch about her life. Jerry Springer now orbits her.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-04-18 at 18:51:35
Yo' momma's so fat that one time she was walking around downtown, don't ask why, and she was all like "I could go for something to eat," so she like went to a restaurant and she ordered and stuff and she had to make poop so she dun did gone into the ladies rroom adn tehn c herslef in teh miror andd she wz liek "lol im fat"