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Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-04-19 at 18:39:21
Psychic Energy
Wow, just wow. Who the hell believes this crap? This page was emailed to me by a friend saying, "HOLY CRAP! IT'S TEH REAL?!" (Exaggeration, but still along those lines.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-19 at 18:41:37
I personally suffer from a psychic condition called empathy. It may not be as noticable as telekinesis, but it's there, so please don't totally disregard any possiblity of psychics.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-19 at 18:44:18
wow... unless i see it performed i'd might belive it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-19 at 18:45:06
For me, from time to time, I get visions of minor happenings in my life that's going to happen within a few weeks. I'm not lying.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-04-19 at 18:51:56
Oh for God sakes, Psi Ball? Shields? Does this not come as silly to you people?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-19 at 18:52:48
QUOTE(HolySin @ Apr 19 2006, 05:51 PM)
Oh for God sakes, Psi Ball? Shields? Does this not come as silly to you people?
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No not really. It can happen, but it's basically pure science stuff we will never understand mellow.gif .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2006-04-19 at 18:57:42
lol the PSI balls part was funny
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-04-19 at 18:59:13
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Most people's only encounter with TK is accidental- something mysteriously falls over or objects fly around a room, a phenomena often mistaken for a poltergeist when it may actually be a person with spontaneous telekinetic powers

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-19 at 19:02:13
Apparently you've never heard of Spirit Energy called Ki/Chi.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-19 at 19:04:32
QUOTE(AOB)Moo)s( @ Apr 19 2006, 05:57 PM)
lol the PSI balls part was funny
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-04-19 at 19:04:48
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Apparently you've never heard of Spirit Energy called Ki/Chi.

Or maybe it's that ki/chi is a mental state, nothing like shooting energy balls, flying, or making forcefields.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-04-19 at 19:14:43
If you believe this, I'll chop your balls off.

I remember something similar from japanese cartoons. I mean, jesus christ man, how can you believe this crap? He doesnt show a picture or anything, either. And THAT'S easy to do nowadays, with all this damn technology.

OOHH!! This prick can bend spoons with his mind, but can't even harness the power of basic grammar skills.
"Don't obsess on it relax!! Enjoy, cultivating another skill. It's not race, or a test. It's not about worth or worthy."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-04-19 at 19:28:32
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Every living person has a brain.
You can be born without a brain and live tongue.gif

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However, we don't use the entire brain, we don't even use the better fraction of it.
I thought they proved that you do use most of your brain during a day, just not all at once..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-04-19 at 19:35:31
Dude,

1. Psichic powers, ki, chi, all the same thing yet equally misunderstood, im not saying i believe this totally but to an extent.

2. Your close minded. Very. Its sickening to see a human mind wasted like that. The same goes for anyone saying its impossible. You can say you dont think its real but your not nessacarily right and neither am i.

3. If your going to be all "Haha this is stupid lolololol" then please save us the trouble of having to look at your topic.

-Legacy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-04-19 at 21:08:18
We're close minded, eh? Bend a spoon with your mind and take a picture for me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-04-19 at 21:33:41
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:07 PM)
We're close minded, eh? Bend a spoon with your mind and take a picture for me.
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I said to some extent. My personal belief in psychic energy is that of reading emotions and auras. I do not believe that if it is possible to make psi energy interact with physicall matter that it would be as easy as this site portrays.

-Legacy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Lead_Factor on 2006-04-19 at 21:36:57
This is even better!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-19 at 21:38:30
Now THAT's funny.

Edit: Note, I'm not discrediting it, I'm just stating that it's funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-04-19 at 21:39:02
ET and sex abuse, that's priceless.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Lead_Factor on 2006-04-19 at 21:42:18
I can't believe the load of crap these people write! The author writes that her Personal ET is called Hermie and that he warned her about something (I stoped reading after that) ermm.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-04-19 at 21:43:41
And another note, this stuff is incredibly ytmnd worthy. And for kicks, I even looked in Google Images for "Psi ball". Here is what I found:
Forum of Morons
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-19 at 21:46:23
Heh, this reminds me when I was 7 and tried to bend a spoon with my mind after watching a psychic pokemon bend one. It was my birthday, too XD

Anyway, this is a load of bullshiz. Seriously...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-04-19 at 21:50:21
QUOTE(S.T.A.R.S-Legacy @ Apr 19 2006, 05:35 PM)
Dude,

1. Psichic powers, ki, chi, all the same thing yet equally misunderstood, im not saying i believe this totally but to an extent.

2. Your close minded. Very. Its sickening to see a human mind wasted like that. The same goes for anyone saying its impossible. You can say you dont think its real but your not nessacarily right and neither am i.

3. If your going to be all "Haha this is stupid lolololol" then please save us the trouble of having to look at your topic.

-Legacy
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QUOTE(S.T.A.R.S-Legacy @ Apr 19 2006, 07:33 PM)
I said to some extent. My personal belief in psychic energy is that of reading emotions and auras. I do not believe that if it is possible to make psi energy interact with physicall matter that it would be as easy as this site portrays.

-Legacy
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So basically, we are close minded because we found the psychic stuff silly? Reading emotion and aura isn't psychic, it's analyzing the situations around a person and determining how they feel. All of the proven "psychic" stuff can be translated into a logical explanation, this includes: knowing information about a person (cold reading), de ja vu (memory disruption), telekinesis (wind or magnetism), etc. However, it's mainly the psi balls, shields, ET crap that I find so hilarious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-19 at 22:15:39
After reading this I turned off my music and tied to lift up my wallet...I forgot that im too much of a baller and it takes 2 people to lift my wallet normally tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-04-19 at 23:02:43
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The only thing that holds you back is not believing in yourself. Just like the child who says, "I can't do math, it's impossible", the person who says "I can't use telekinesis, I just don't have the ability" is holding themselves back. They say that you're your worst critic. Well, stop it! Believe in yourself and the abilities will follow.


I BELIEVE!!! I CAN FLY!!!

*wham

When someone burns down my door with "psi balls" I might believe.
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