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I saw this at a game forum were the starter must decide who to be the story maker first . That will be me please .For those who dont know how to play you can choose any video game or whatever and make a walk-along story out of it.
And you pick either "a" "b" "c" or "d" For example

Chosen writer #1: So mario saw pichu on the floor so then pichu.....
a) kicks mario in the nuts and fleeds
b)mario wins and behead pichu
c)They both lose
d) they become friends

Some user: d) they become friends

Chosen writer #1 So then mario and pichu gallep along untill they see yoshi
a) ask yoshi to give them a ride
b) ask yoshi for some fried eggs
c) fight yoshi and win
d) just push him out of the way.

So its like that. Also for thw whole story everyone is revived meaning kerrigan isnt infested yet. Fenix is still alive and that crat.

Raynar was on patrol untill he saw a zergling so he
a) keeps as a pet
b) throws some chips at it
c) trys to talk zergling
d) just walks away from it

Why is there no "shoot it" option?

I was gona put it there but im not sure why?

b)Throws some chips at it

The zergling eats the chips then Raynor
a)Licks the zling
b)Jumps on the zergling
c)Throw his gun at the zergling
d) Command all his squad members behind him to blow the fark outta it

(DT, Why did u make my text pink, i changed it backto blue...)

d) Command all his squad members behind him to blow the fark outta it

However the Zergling:
a) Upon hearing the news, spotaneously committed suicide.
b) Called for backup from its Lurker friends.
c) Jumped on top of Raynor's head.
d) Was actually The Hulk in disguise!

a. Spontaneously committed suicide!

Then Raynor:
a) jumped off a cliff
b) ate pie
c) cried
d) got into his vulture and ran over his entire squad

c) cried

Raynor's tears:
a) Brought the Zergling back to life.
b) Magically turned into pie.
c) Caused his squadmates to think "Wow, how pathetic..." and kill him on the spot.
d) Cured cancer.

b) Magically turned to pie!

Then out of nowhere:
a) Nothing happened
b) Bill Nye the Science Guy comes out of a box of tissues
c) Raynor randomly exploded
d) Syphon comes and seckses up the pie

d) Syphon comes and seckses up the pie

Raynor reacts by:
a) Videotaping it and selling it as a highly sucessful line of porn flicks.
b) Watching in disgust and horror.
c) Kills Syphon for even DARING to touch HIS pie.
d) Continues crying, burying Syphon in pie.

a) Videotaping it and selling it as a highly successful line of porn flicks.

Raynor then uses all his minerals to:
a) bring the zergling back to life
b) MORE PIE!
c) Bribe Moose for administrative powers on SeN
d) Sticks it up his arse

To bribe moose!

Moose then:

a) Kills Raynor for even trying
b) Accepts the minerals graciously
c) Kills Raynor, takes the minerals
d) Locks this topic

s) Tries to open a can of Pringles while SeN's on fire (Moose deserves letters not on the choices )

Raynor then:
a) went emo
b) Cancelled the Colbert Report
c) Conquered the tree in my backyard
d) Shot some pirates

Conquered the tree... He wouldn't have been able to shut down the colbert report if he tried...

Sitting in his new treefort, Raynor spots

a) A pack of 589167816785096 zerglings chewing on each other
b) 3 hydralisks killing his men
c) A very ugly person in the distance, which turns out to be a mirror
d) Moose looking angry for us using him in this game
e) That smilie
f) Kerrigan
g) That smilie
h) his troops turning on him
i) these letters going on forever
j) a kow in the distance
k) that smilie
l) his vulture being stolen
m) nothing
n) a glistening sword stuck in a rock
o) a wall
p) a crashing battlecruiser
q) more letters
r) Killer_kow running out of things to write
s) SeN having down time
t) Elvis
u) a hybrid
v) a tiny science vessel
w) a beautiful sunset
x) his girlfriend getting killed by a zergling
y) too many letters
z) a cloud
Greek letter alpha) 2 clouds

v) a tiny science vessel

Raynor decided he would:
a) Put the tiny science vessel in his pocket.
b) Throw a rock at it.
c) Eat the tiny science vessel.
d) Get down from the tree.

a) Kicked all the squad members' nads

Then Raynor
A) Shot the marine for saying 'Meow'
B) Died of Cardiovascular Problems
C) Killed by 468422648 Zerglings 5432725 Hydras and 456346352 Ultras
D) Is shot

B) Died of Cardiovascular Problems

After the news of Raynor's death got out:
a) Fenix and Zeratul attended his funeral.
b) Kerrigan threw a huge party and got drunk.
c) 10,000 angry SC fans torched Blizzard HQ.
d) Raynor chuckled, for his cunning deception worked.

C, went to mexico, which is where blizzard's HQ is, and threatened to blow up the world if they don't make SC 2.

Once it was done, they saw it was just the war 3 engine with different textures/skins, and killed blizz.

Then they

A) Took advantage of weed being legal in Mexico
B) Flew into space
C) Sublimated into a gaseous lifeform
D) Went to Japan

d) went to japan

While they were in japan and raynar had bought a copy of earthcraft human wars he hosted a melee game agaisnt

a) mini_moose 2707
b) JordanN
c) Voyager7456(MM)
d) Voyager7456(MM) JordanN and mini_moose 2707

b) continued

So raynar had said do you want to play...

a) uber arena
b) Haunted battlecruiser
c) Sunken defence 2006
d) Family guy madness

Sunken Def. 2006

when they lost on the first level, they:

a) decided to re
b) decided to play House Of The Haunted
c) went to the shop for some milk
d) their pride killed them all