Haha, the blatently sexual reviews on amazon.com are what really seal it, they're all gone now, but I have a quote of one.
Nasty warning:
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My girlfriend didnt like it though. I was playing with it and she wanted to try. So I held it and let her PUMP PUMP away. She started to get a bit flighty, saying that I better NOT ooze in her face! I coyly said I wouldnt, but my naughty side got the better of me! When the oozer was FULL of pressure i released a HUGE gloppy ooze mess right in her EYE! OHHHH man that was SO much fun...........we haven't spoken since
Theres also a YTMND,
Contains words censored on SEN