Seriously, this is probably the funniest book I've ever seen. It has similar humor to Maddox. For instance:
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"I don't know, and I don't want to know. I just don't.
It's a cucumber fun house, perhaps: notice how they seem to be pressing against the sides of the mold, as if demanding our attention. Help! We're being felt up by smelly salmon in here—let us out!"
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"It looks like a cross section of the Swamp Thing's brain, but it's actually cabbage stuffed with hamburger. Stuffed? It's engorged.
This would seem to defeat the purpose of serving a leafy vegetable.
Nonetheless, meat lovers will worship it: Finally! That's how you do cabbage! Bravo! It's a Trojan Horse infiltrating the encampment of militant vegetarianism.
Origin: Danish. Main exotic ingredient: about 36 cups of horseradish. Likelihood of American acceptance today: zero."