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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 16:25:00

After a while I remembered that show and I wonder if people still watch it.

"Yo momma is so stupid that she waited for the stop sign to say go!"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-05-23 at 16:39:43

No...just...no..

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-05-23 at 18:22:13

Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificantly appointed Tuscan villa she sits AROUND the magnificantly appointed Tuskan villa.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by xMCx on 2006-05-23 at 18:24:16

"Yo mamma is so fat, when she walked past my T.V. I missed three commercials."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 19:55:15

"Yo momma is so fat she takes posters no pictures"

"Yo momma is so fat when she turned around it was next year"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-05-23 at 20:22:36

"Yo momma's like Mcdonalds. Her buns are ugly."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-05-24 at 09:40:36

I bought Yo momma on eBay.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-05-24 at 10:05:05

This isn't a "Yo Momma" joke but whatever.

You're so gay, you suck cock for cab fare and walk home XD

Report, edit, etc...Posted by n0b0dy- on 2006-05-24 at 14:38:13

lmao that's a funny gay joke

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Equality on 2006-05-24 at 15:27:31

QUOTE(n0b0dy- @ May 24 2006, 01:37 PM)

lmao that's a funny gay joke
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-24 at 22:17:56

Yo momma is so fat when she was finished at the all you can eat buffet the manger said "out of order".

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-05-24 at 22:21:51

QUOTE(Syphon @ May 23 2006, 04:21 PM)

Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificantly appointed Tuscan villa she sits AROUND the magnificantly appointed Tuskan villa.
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Hahahahahaha.................

Your Mother is so fat, she had to be baptized at SeaWorld.

Your Mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to throw her back in.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dada on 2006-05-25 at 14:31:04

Yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car...

Yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out

Yo mommas so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street I asked what she was doing and she said Moving

Yo mommas so stupid she stared at an oj carton for hours on end because it said concentrate

Yo mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2006-05-25 at 14:37:54

yo momma is so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked god on the lip.

yo momma is so stupud, she took a pill analy when the pescription said take it orally.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-05-25 at 21:30:15

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on.

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around.

Yo mamas so old her birth mark says expire.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-05-25 at 21:34:36

I got get the corny one out first.
Yo momma's so fat, she has serious health problems

Yo mommas so fat, she put on a rain coat and people started yelling "Taxi Taxi"
I can't remember any of the good ones.

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