Bleh you know how to play. Make a sentence with 3 choices then someone picks it and so on. (note only 3-4 choices per action.)
Example; Jackie_phan So after raynar ate chocolate he..
A)Barfed it all over mini_moose
B)Had diareah infront of a medic
C)Walked over a bridge
Monkey ownage_16575: A) Had diareah infront a medic.
and so on. AND NO DOUBLE POSTING!. (im watching you voyager.)
Raynar was in his dropship till he noticed..
A) A bag of chips
B) A video game
C) It was his imagination
D) A bag full C-10 shells
E) His name was spelt wrong.
Raynor was jumping out of a moving dropship onto enemy territory being spit at by Hydralisks when he noticed...
A) A bag of chips.
B)A video game.
C) That he was coming in too fast for landing and, even if he did survive that, then he would be torn to shreds by Zerglings as soon as he touched down.
D) A monkey had stolen his Vulture and was going to pick up Kerrigan.
D) The monkey..thing
Raynor then decided to chase down the monkey and
A) Subdue the monkey and screw Kerrigan
B) Randomly explode
C) Cry
D) Go to MacDonalds for a burger
C) Cry.
He landed and was still crying when the Zerg were about to eat him. Then, they all stopped, and a Hydralisk walked up with a box of tissues and a chair and said "What's wrong, Raynor? We're supposed to be having a good time killing and eating each other now."
"A monkey stole my Vulture..." replied Raynor. He sat down on the chair and took a tissue. The Hydralisk then said...
A)"Maybe we can get it back for you. I love the taste of monkey."
B)"THAT'S IT?!"
C)"That's too bad... You know what else is too bad? We're going to have to eat you after you stop crying. Saline is like poison to us."
D)"How the fark did a monkey get into your vulture in the first place?"
C) The..thing..yeah
The Zerg then spotted another marine and decided to
A) EAT HIM!23#$3$!@#4
B) Blow up
C) Eat Raynor anyway and be poisoned
D) Have a happy meal with extra fries.
B.) Blow up
The story ended and everyone lived happily ever after except...?
A.) Raynor
B.) JordenN
C.)The story isnt over!!
D.)Santa
C) The story isnt over
After many years with protoss technolgy they had revived fenix for the 3rd time into his orignal state. His first words were....
A) LEEEEEEROYYYY JENKinSSSSS
B)In my whole life warcraft sucks
C) Oh noes im back noes!
D)Screw you khuala im going to log onto SEN!
A:LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!!!!
When all the zerg heard this, they:
A: Exploded
B: Killed themselves out of ecstasy
C: Went on a rampage towards the protoss homeworld
D: All of the above.
D. All of the above.
After the Zerglings died, they came back to life and ate
A) Yoshi da Sniper
B) A Hydrialisk
C) A Ultralisk
D) A Battlecruiser
C.) A Ultralisk
After they ate the ultralisk they were very full that...
A. They had this face:
B. They mated and made zergling babys
C. Santa came out of no where and fed them marines
D. Choedius feeds them so much that they all explode and the world blows up and the Zerg fly to jupiter.
D. Choedius feeds them so much that they all explode and the world blows up and the Zerg fly to jupiter.
After landing on jupiter and found a timemachine they..
A)Went back in time to the year 1812
B)Destroyed the machine thus collapsing time
C)Ate leftover beans and farted to auir
D)They went to the year 3000
ADDITION:
well im back after a major malfunction. Continue away!!
D)They went to the year 3000
In the year 3000, they discovered their advanced brethren and...
A)Live in peace.
B)Disguise themselves as the United Terran Army Marines and infiltrate a recently discovered UTA Ghost compound.
C)They use their newly acquired Mind Control Ultralisk and mind-control a Protoss Zealot to spy on the Protoss' actions.
D)They go on a rampage utterly destroying the peaceful world of Astraar.
D)Go on a rampage whatever
After relizing that they were in the same time zoidberg lived they...
A) Be the first zerglings to work at planet express
B) Drank 1000 year old coffee and got wasted
C) Found a another time machine and returned back to there last era
D) Created there own videogame for the microsonytendo P-cube 3000 (the combination of sony,microsoft and nintendo fused together!)
C) Found a another time machine and returned back to there last era
{....This can't be a starcraft story if you keep putting choices like A, B, and D.}
Before they realized they overpowered the Time Machine, they went back to the time of the Xel'Naga....
A) They stay at that time period.
B) They attack the Xel'Naga beings.
C) They try to find another power source to go back to their right time period.
D) They burrow themselves to avoid the Xel'Naga beings.
D) They burrow themselves to avoid xel'naga
Meanwhile at kerrigans throne she was
A)Planning a zerg rush to attack Raynar out of knowere
B)Reading zerg infestation daily
C)Eating a pile of leftover creep
D)Was e-mailing blizzard asking why they didnt make SC:Ghost
(ITS RAYNOR NOT RAYNAR! Stop making those gay choices.)
A)Planning a Zerg rush to attack Raynor out of nowhere.
As Kerrigan planned her Zerg rush, she heard a small whisper of the words...'Nuclear launch detected.' She then panicked and ordered the Overlords to search for the Terran Ghost. "Find that Terran Ghost or we shall be doomed!", said Kerrigan. She then...
A) Cloaked and escaped in her Zerg Fleet.
B) Helped find the Terran Ghost.
C) Destroyed everything in her way to safety.
D) Was rescued by an Infested Terran Marine.
C)destroyed stuff
After such a weird attemp she got ran over by
A) a herd of wild ultralisks
B)A heard of wild high templars
C)A Heard of wild zoss or Perzg
D) Got trampled over by a zerg drone
Crimson, it's his topic. He can do what he wants.
D) Got trampled over by a zerg drone
Seeing that Kerrigan was dead, everyone was like:
A) Yay!
B) Omg noo!
C) It's TOOL TIME!!!
D) Hey everyone let's get totally wasted and snort up lots of Vespene Gas!
D) The gas one.
After everyone got high, they...
A)Did some minerals
B)Got drunk
C)fell asleep