"Bad stuff
•it was cold and dark all day today"
Haha.
"•in PE, my partner and i lost and we are now on the third court ;( "
King's court? What game?
"•i have a huge project and essay due this week and i havent started"
That's your own fault.
"•my lab report that i sent to my teacher via email didnt get sent correctly so i have to print it out"
Now that's not that bad
"•i got a B in my math test"
Sort of depends what the test was on...
"•a friend of mine didnt show up today"
It sort of depends WHY he didn't show up... If he was DEAD, sure, but if he was skipping, than the DEVIL GOT HIM! OMGOMGOMG!
"•WORST: A car alarm kept going off outside. It woke me at 4 in the morning, went off at 6, and went off when i came back from school"
That's just plain old funny.
"Good stuff
•it rained
"
Wait now... Rain is good?
"•i got new and more expensive cards from someone who borrowed my cards and lost them"
Cards of the DEVIL!
"•today's lunch was exceptionally good"
If it was mac and cheese, I'd laugh. I had 2 granola bars, 2 grapes and 7 crackers for lunch. Plus a bit of water from the fountain
"•slept throughout my whole english period and my teacher didnt notice"
As long as it wasn't a test...
"•played with my new cards with my friends in world history class (i won twice)"
What game? If it was gambling, it was THE DEVIL!!!
"•a hot girl tripped and fell on me while i was sitting
she smelled nice"
DEVIL'S TEMPATION!
"•a friend treated me out to chicken nuggets
"
NUGGETS OF THE DEVIL!!!!
But really, it was just a normal day. Noone died, (as of yet) noone is seriously injured, seriously its a normal day. And the day's already over for some people
ADD: Why aren't my quotes working? AHHH!!! Replaced with '"'s" <lol...