Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-07-01 at 01:58:23
That's one way to turn a tight end into a wide receiver.
Sorry if it's been posted, too lazy to look around. XD
Sorry if it's been posted, too lazy to look around. XD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2006-07-01 at 02:20:44
Amazing. He was totally unaware that there was a lightbulb lodged inside his anal cavity. Also unaware who did it. Those Middle-Easterns are always surprising us.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-07-01 at 02:33:44
Actually, he was stealing lightbulbs from the prison. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-07-01 at 04:34:47
I lol'd.
And this came to mind:
| Trigger |
| Players: |
| ¤ Player 1 |
| Conditions: |
| ¤ Player 1 brings At Least 1 Lightblulb to "Anus" |
| Actions: |
| ¤ Cause Pain. |
| ¤ Preserve Trigger. |
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-01 at 04:42:44
If it got broken inside it would have been a rather tragic story...
To DEAD:
that was the punishment for stealing
To DEAD:
that was the punishment for stealingReport, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-07-01 at 05:04:18
I'm still puzzling over this....
You'd need goatse-level stretchage!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SOngo on 2006-07-01 at 05:15:00
i read some philospy and like i have a question was i like a full lightbulb? or like was it shattered and just the metal part o.0 cause like he said thats a big mean person lol u can tell he was the female dog of the prison lmao
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2006-07-01 at 09:06:12
My mom is a nurse in Poland and she told me that once there was guy that put a Honey Jar in his anus and they had to surgicaly remove it but those polish Honey Jars are really big like 3 more times bigger then the lightbulb. He probably won't have constipation for the rest of his life the crap will just fly out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-01 at 09:59:24
lol, Thats sucks, How is this even possible, omg! Thats just doesnt make any sence, unless one of his friends decided to play a very, very dirty trick! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-07-01 at 12:33:10
QUOTE(7-7 @ Jul 1 2006, 05:59 AM)
lol, Thats sucks, How is this even possible, omg! Thats just doesnt make any sence, unless one of his friends decided to play a very, very dirty trick!
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K-Y Jelly can do wonders.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-01 at 18:40:51
He must of had one crazy night.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2006-07-01 at 20:15:29
My question is... how did the light bulb not break? They're fairly brittle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n0b0dy- on 2006-07-01 at 21:34:41
Well, if it did break, we probaly wouldn't have heard this at all, that would be extremely embarassing, and not to mention VERY painful...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Dungeon-Master on 2006-07-02 at 08:03:25
Ahhh pain... my, hum, the devil's reason of living!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-07-02 at 14:03:05
That's seriously messed up...
And I need a new lightbulb
And I need a new lightbulb
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-07-02 at 14:58:57
A lightbulb can fit in your anus?!
I have to go.
I have to go.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-02 at 16:00:19
QUOTE(Xeno @ Jul 2 2006, 09:58 PM)
A lightbulb can fit in your anus?!
I have to go.
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I have to go.
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...go try it yourself ?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-07-02 at 23:28:56
What if somebody kicked him while he still had it in him and it broke. Now THAT would hurt.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-07-03 at 00:38:41
So if they get a defibrillator, will his butt glow?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-07-03 at 00:47:29
QUOTE(Rantent @ Jul 2 2006, 10:38 PM)
So if they get a defibrillator, will his butt glow?
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I lol'd again.
I do think that muscle tension would tend to break the lightbulb....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-03 at 15:38:03
QUOTE(Felagund @ Jul 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
My question is... how did the light bulb not break? They're fairly brittle.
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Well, the muscles were provided pretty much equal preasure from all sides. Which well... Wouldn't break it, the pressure has to unbalanced.
And...
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Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s
I would like a better descriptino of the man so I can go laugh at him. Who was it? 80% of the town?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-07-05 at 02:13:27
>>Null
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-07-05 at 07:11:39
QUOTE(Mr.Camo @ Jun 30 2006, 11:58 PM)
That's one way to turn a tight end into a wide receiver.
Sorry if it's been posted, too lazy to look around. XD
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grey hair, 40ish that sounds alot like psychic_genius and it might explain why
he hasent been on sc for some time..
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