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Ok I just woke up and I came up with a funny forum game. For those who already know how to play the game then right on for those who dont you have to think of something life related and then put some kind of starcraft element in to it.

Ex. You know when you play to much starcraft when you dress up as a zealot for halloween.

There that should make some scents.

You know when you play to much starcraft when you adopt a zergling as a pet.

Wow you got some crappy talents.

You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
You get 12 "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
You forgot you had school
You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
You start seeing Marines in you bedroom
Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
Your teacher has to give you a speech in the hall that you have to pay attention and stop pretending your writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing The CD key
You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week just because they killed Tassadar
You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
You name your son Fenix
Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
You wear a T-shirt that says "Got Storm" to your work place
You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you say ask for 20 minerals
You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
You don't bother checking out other games anymore
You've typed in /stats c0ke
You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
A queen actually infests your CC
Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
Your therapist has given up on you.
Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
Everyday is a good day to die
You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
You have a chronic fear of blurry things
On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
You have 1000 wins and still suck
"God for day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
Your CD case tells you to keep playing
Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
You're still playing

Will those do?

You know when you play to much starcraft when you ride and overlord to school
You know when you play to much starcraft when you morph your K'nex pieces into a shape of a vulture (cough PCfredz)

Well I'm bored time to go play uberarena agaisnt someone.

You know you play too much starcraft when you make threads like this.

Yeah, I invented this game a long long time ago at the old (U) forums, and shadowfortress.net had our huge list but I dunno what mindarchon did with the site.

A marine shoots you, kills you in 1 hit, and you yell "WTFHAX!!".

gg topic

dead? , lol

You insist they make weapons of mass destruction so you can prepare a nuclear launch target.

You know youve played too much starcraft when u think JordanN's last post was somewhat funny

Why ty have this cookie and enjoy a picture of this pig

You know you play too much when that looks like a bird.

You know you play too much SC when you compare an Aurora Borealis with a scanner sweep

When you say to a fat kid, not enough vespene gas.

My site (ShadowFortress.net):

1. When someone attacks you, you yell Power Overwhelming

2. You use the word pwned a lot in life

3. You know you've played Starcraft too much when you run around the house with a laser pointer screaming "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!"

4. You burrow during hide and seek

5. You think that poeple from other lands must be either protoss or zerg...no way they will be terrans like me.

6. When during sex, you start off by going into siege mode. After that, you infiltrate the enemy base, ensnare the enemy commander, then infest, and spawn your broodlings in, their command center.

7. When you tell your friends to ally up in a WarCraft III arranged team game..

8. When you take drugs, and then make funny noises and run faster.

9. When you're running out of food, ask your dad to build more supply depots

10. When engaging in a fight you ask 'You want a piece of me boy?"

11. You go insane when you realize your starcraft cd is missing.

12. You decide your dog is too weak and want to upgrade it to a guardian.

13. Your ISP calls and complains about how your abusing their unlimited online policy

14. On your resumé you request that you be paid in minerals instead of money.

15. When starting up your car you yell "READY TO ROLL OUT!".

16. You go to a space center and ask one of the employees if they could locate Aiur for you.

17. When playing soccer you ask if the game is melee or ums.

18. You change your name to your battle.net alias.

19. When getting attacked by rock-throwing ass's, you try to make a dark swarm

20. You dont wanna go to school, so you plague urself to make ya sick

21. Your teacher is an hydralisk, you just know thats she is an hydralisk...

22. You submit the wraith design to george lucus to be used in StarWars.

23. You realize that you havn't paid your bills, so you go to your wife and say "We require more minerals."

24. Someone is chasing you, you hide and then they find you, you yell "MAP HACKER!"

25. You have a race with a friend, and you lose the race. After that, you think "Hmm, maybe I can get a Metabolic Boost". After trying the Metabolic Boost, you realize that it is for Zerglings, and has no effect on you. After that, you have a rematch race, winning with a steroid that you nickname "Stim Pack".

26. You make lil archons out of cotton balls

27. You play "12 days of starcaft" at your house at christmas time.

28. You ask your girlfriend to merge into an archon.

29. When playing "freeze tag", instead of the person being 'it', they're 'the arbiter', and instead of freezing you, they 'statis field' you.

30. When you've got a belt that has buttons on it. You think that if you push one of the buttons you'll have your own personnel cloaking field. Then you try to make a joke to someone but they punch you in the face and you think that his heads got some kind of detector.

31. Your in a war and start shooting like h3ll and you yell "FOR AIUR!!"

32. When in school and learning about nuclear power plants, you ask what the addon to the command center is called.

33. You have an illy.

34. You have screwed over 1000 B.net User's moms.

35. When you realize that you spelt Starcraft wrong since it's lost it's meaning and looks weird[ Happens when you write a word over and over again ] ( refer to topic name )

36. When you turn into a Korean and use the face ^_^

37. When you beat a Korean at a melee match

38. Whenever there is a science project, you ask if you could make a downloadable project. When the time comes around you make a starcraft map about mitosis

39. Your teacher is a fan of your maps.

40. When you and your friends are gonna play Lord of the Rings and you say you'll be The Queen of Blades

41. Whenever you get pissed cause one of your bots dont load correctly.

42. Whenever you massly load clan channels thinking your hot s***

43. Whenever you threaten to kill a person because they called you a newbie

44. Whenever you threaten to tell a person on Blizzard cause you think they map hacked

45. Whenever you threaten to spam a person because they called you a newbie

46. Whenever you think your car is a vulture and try releasing a mine but in reality you are actually setting the emergency brake

47. When having sex, you imagine the girl your having sex with is Sarah Kerrigan

48. Whenever you have dreams about a zergling mauling you to death

49. When you imagine all your teachers as medics

50. Whenever your not fast enough at the mile run, you blame it on lag

51. You try to poison you self thinking your infesting yourself

52. After playing starcraft for 3 days straight, you look in the mirror and think a hydralisk is behind you, except it is actually your shadow

53. Your playing go fish, and you have three 3's and the oppenent says "do you have any 3's?" and you go "OMG YOU HACKER"

54. When you finally beat the starcraft campaign without any cheats

55. You hate a Magician so you feed back him

56. Whenever you hear a joke and instictively say "lol"

57. You are 50 and never had sex

58. Whenever you are going into your backyard and hit your dog mistaking it for a zergling

59. When you buy your girlfriend a red wig and sniper outfit for her birthday

60. When instead of getting laid over the weekend, you try to put the finishing touches on the map you have been working on for the last 2 weeks

61. Your life long dream is to pilot a Battle Cruiser

62. Your in a clan

63. You call everyone u see sexy

64. You have wet dreams about kerrigan and her brood

65. You think sex is when a kerrigan and a marine get into a bunker when playing a "Movie Maker" map

66. Whenever you ask a airline company if they have any plans to take a trip to tarsonis

67. Whenever the next patch comes out, you go hug the mailman

68. Whenever you buy a starcraft book (pocket books)

69. When you make a website about starcraft proclaiming yourself as the master of zen!

70. You are in clan K.I.P.[Knowledge is power] (Sc freaks, moslty)

71. You're over 21 and u still play SC

72. You have over 20 unmuted keys that you went to a video game store and got em off boxes

73. When you masturbate you think your a hydralisk and shoot everywhere

74. You think a windmill is a turret

75. When at school, you decide to start your own club dedicated to starcraft

76. In an attempt to become the best starcraft map maker in the world, you call up blizzard and bride one of the program designers to make you a completly crazed map

77. When your mom asks you what you want for dinner, you respond "Zergling Blood or Golem Madness"

78. When the biggest prep in the school wants to fight you, you yell "I FEAR NOT DEATH!"

79. You plan to invent your own nuclear missle to blow up the school

80. When you go up to a girl and ask if you can patrol her base

81. Whenever playing another RTS, you ask where the minerals are

82. You have always dreamed of becoming a zealot, so as you attempt to make your dream a reality, you come to school with 2 butcher knives on your wrists and wear the preaditor costume your cousin wore on halloween.

83. Thinking that if you create large explosions in class, that it will make the teacher lag

84. You commonly think how cool it would be to meet a person (in person) that has played one of your maps.

85. When you are eating chips, you think you are consuming for energy, and plague (crap)

86. When you run around naked with only a 'belt' on and yell "I'M CLOAKED"

87. When you go to Laser Quest, and wonder why a Nuclear Missile isn't breaking through the roof.

88. You don't beleive when you die you go to god or you get reincarnated. You beleive you become a dragoon!

89. When you think you can master a Ghost's rifle, so you aim it at your car, try to launch a Lockdown missile, and accidentally hit the gas thingy and blow it up.

90. Whenever you can say every units stats without opening your eyes

91. When you can say how fast a marine shoots

92. When you attempt to hack Blizzard so you can look at the SC2 design

93. After years of playing starcraft, you finally decide to put an end to blizzard's stupid expansion sets and want to tell them to get crackin on Starcraft II so.... You strap C-4 to yourself (enough to blow up the entire blizzard building) and make demands that SC2 comes out or else you will kamikazi leaving nothing but rubble at the blizzard company building. Meeting your demands, they plan to start SC2, but then you get shot in the eye and die a slow and painful death. But then all the people in the world realize that you made SC2 possible, and they hail your name... "JONES, THE CONQUISTADOR"

94. You have over 1000 maps

95. You phone the president and ask if he wants to play starcraft with you

96. You skip school to play Starcraft/Broodwar

97. You refuse to eat spinache because you wanna play SC

98. You download Ally Alert for Warcraft

99. When you are filled with joy when you join a clan

100. You type /stats (3 letter's)over and over to try to find a 3 letter name

101. You hack battle.net's server to get 5000000 illys and cd keys. You then call yourself the battle.net king.

102. You get hungry, and need more food, so you devise an evil plot to mass produce Overlords.

103. What do you mean by "not play starcraft" is it possible to not do?

104. Your on b.net when u get home from work/school till you go to bed

105. You change all your clocks to battle.net time

106. When someone is filled with tears of joy when they beat a person with over 1000 wins

107. When you have over 1000 ladder wins legitally.

108. When someone rushs you in NR15 you call them a hacker

109. When you trade real life money for illys and original accounts

110. You try morphing into a lurker

111. You design an SCV prototype.

112. When you try to ladderbot on Warcraft 3

113. You attempt to heal your Archer with a Wisp. Failing to do so, you detonate it, then realize that you're not playing StarCraft.

114. You do something wrong on accident (drop a knife and cut your finger) and then you look for the edit-undo option then realize your not making a map.

115. You wear starcraft shirts

116. You wear a StarCraft thong.

117. You have all of the Starcraft Books

118. You decide to bake a Starcraft pie

119. You map hack on 7v1computer maps

120. You take your vacation trip to Tarsonis.

121. You realize you're gay, because StarCraft is the leading cause of noobishness and homosexuality.

122. You refer your home as, The Nexus.

123. You go to your local Nissan dealar and ask if they sell Spider Mines for your Classic FireBird.

124. You make a clan with only sc memebers and ban diablo,diablo2 d2E and warcraft players

125. When someone says your racist, you say "no, I like all battle.net genre"

126. You get so bored of playing the maps that are already out, so you play single player and RP by your self

127. You call windmills psi emitters

128. When you've memorized every unit's speech

129. You try to talk like a zealot when playing sc

130. When you have a 'zergish' accent

131. When you dress up as a hydralisk for Christmas

132. You open an airline called 'Corsair Airways'

133. When you have a holiday celebrating the release of Starcraft

134. You become the director of a Starcraft movie

135. Your compter is half loaded with sc maps

136. You tell your girlfriend the URL to a SC forum, trying to incorperate romance into SC

137. You have a girlfriend on battle.net and never acually met her, and you get adopted by 2 bnet members and have some bnet kids

138. When you make fun of peeps moms for over 4 years

139. You have a girlfriend, and don't need, OR WANT a mom, but use them in jokes for pure comical factors

140. When you go to the store everyday and ask if Starcraft 2 is out, and say you'll pay 1000$ dollars if he can get you a copy

141. You bid on SC dolls, up to 200,000 for a Zerg Zergling doll

142. You have time to go to the store everyday.

143. You own your own starcraft forum

144. When you have time, to spam on an SC Forum all day

145. You have the StarCraft Action Figures which you got for free with a coupon, and are now collectibles. (Why didn't you keep them in their packages??)

146. You draw every unit

147. You open a Starcraft newspaper

148. You wake up screaming ''NO IM CLAUSTROPHOBIC! NOT IN THERE!!''

149. Your parents send you to the surviror show because youve beeen playin Starcraft too long

150. You watch a a survivor show between the Protoss Zealot, the Zerg Hydralisk and the Terran Marine.

151. You go on a safarai and take pictures of the Starcraft races in their natural habitat.

152. Someone steals your starcraft CD. you meet that person and he says You choose. If I give you this CD, i have to chop your nuts off. If i dont give you CD, you will get a dollar. You deciede to get ur nuts chopped off.

153. You start saying lol with your friends instead of laughing

154. Saying 1:1 when someone pisses you off

155. You feed on psi energy.

156. You would rather have SC then have sex.

157. Your two favorate letters are S and C (Star Craft and Counter Strike)

158. You are standing in front of the class just before Science, and the teacher comes in, so you start saying "So, class, our lesson today is E=MC^2." While thinking "Wow, I could use this formula to become a Terran Ghost

159. When someone throws rocks at you and someone is standing behind you, you yell "HEY YOU MIGHT SPLASH THE PERSON BEHIND MEE.... STOP OR ILL FRIGN BACKSTAB YOU"

160. You jack off while playing pleasure kerrigan

161. You play with people long enough to notice when they are horny

162. When In school instead of doing you classword you have a piece of paper under it writing down ideas for a new map

163. When writing a story in school you write it about the live of a civilian trying to join as a marine then fly throughout the world trying to buy his own Battlecruiser.

164. In science you are told to invent an alien species, and give stuff like planet density, planet name, foods, etc. You choose the Protoss Dragoon, and say stuff like the neural fluid in their metalic suits fed them, and they dropped a black orb which slowly built upon itself to reproduce.

165. You stay on a Starcraft Forum at midnight looking back every few seconds seeing if anyone posted back

166. When you admit youve played SC too much

167. When you actually believe there is going to be a Starcraft 2

168. When you know exactly how long you've been in a SC clan

169. You make up dumb crap about your clan leaders to become a leader

170. When you type /f list in AIM

171. When you have 4 accounts to hold your f list

172. Your pass is really complicated like §ïÿ@*¬8+

173. When you bring a g/f into a Starcraft Forum, but she doesnt know what SC is.

174. When you consider Starcraft a religon

175. When you consider Starcraft a language.

176. When battle.net breaks down, you commit suicide

177. In the future, you have a idea of making a starcraft island where everyone RP's starcraft

178. You think it would be cool to be a Terran Ghost, or a Protoss Zealot, Dragoon, High Templar, Dark Templar, Archon or Dark Archon.

179. You open a Starcraft company that does nothing but give strageties

180. You convince your province/state to make a Starcraft Tax.

181. You open the Starcraft Store.

182. You make a Starcraft Radio Station

183. You host a Starcraft TV Show.

184. You have a SC Site.

185. You get rich because your a famous map maker.

186. When you get on bnet for the sole purpose of chatting with bnet friends.

187. You play starcraft to 5am, you go to bed for an hour, and wake up at 6am, play to 12am, eat sometihng, start playing to 5am agian..again..

188. In any UMS map that has 2 templars, you like to piss everyone off and float them to somewhere really cheap or just to annoy peeps

189. You like to get 1 DT in a map like ZC, then just hit once, run for your life, and repeat

190. Your girlfriend calls, her parents are outta town and shes in a "good mood", but you say you cant go over because you have a big Starcraft tournament to attend.

191. If you even KNOW what the hell "gg owned kk thx no re" means

192. You think your so good when you lose you go "hahahaahhaha I OWNED YOU AHAHHHHAHA"

193. You've been playing SC for so long that you've memorised every single character, their stats, info etc.

194. You accidentally answer the teacher's question with something related to SC and completely humiliate yourself

195. You think your a hatchery, so you when you crap you think you are crapping out larva

196. When SC2 comes out and you realize you wasted all that time on the first one...

197. When you take over blizzard and become the SC head designer

198. You've said you've at least banged 50000 peoples moms (people say "haha i banged ur mom last nite" all the time)

199. When you secretly divise a plan for 3 years to kill a clan.. but the clan dies out in 3 days

200. When you start killing people after the beat you in a 1v1 LT and wont rematch

201. When you develop your own language for the hydralisk

202. You own one of the accounts "Terran" "Protoss" Starcraft" "Zerg" or "Broodwar"

203. When you create a msn name just for your starcraft friends since your friends list can't hold them all

204. When you host a $20 000 starcraft match between two countries

205. You divise an evil plan to hack Blizzard and make them make a sequal to SC

206. When you hear a thunder storm, you run inside and yell "AHH THE TEMPLAR IS STORMING US! RUN

207. You accidentally mistake your friends for SC characters and you get totally freaked out

208. When you are alarmed because you start to smell like zealot...

209. You tell everyone you own blizzard when they start owning you, and you say "IM GONNA CRASH YOU," But you just leave becasue you know you cant

210. When you buy SC, and forget to buy BW

211. When you still fall for the old pressing F4 speeds up your dl hoax

212. When you trick people into typing Alt+ILIKEQUIQ

213. When you start making maps

214. In every RPG you make, you name the pylons lamps

215. You think of lamps as pylons

216. When you think of your _ _ _ _ _ as a pylon

217. You invented SC

218. You are a mother.... and still play Starcraft..

219. You make sex maps

220. You make sex maps about your fantasies

221. You prefer to use your sex maps to get horny

222. You ACTUALLY SUCCESSFULLY get horny off of sex maps

223. You play pleasure kerrigan every day

224. You made the very first sex map for gay people

225. You and your girlfriend[boyfriend] are in a fight, so you make a map with kerrigan(your GF[you]) and a marine(you[your BF]) and you figure a way to show her you love her, and just keep moving around into a bunker and out

226. Instead of making a movie in real life, you make it in starcraft roleplay

227. When you actually feel the need to use a drop hack / stack hack / map hack / whatever hack to win a game

228. When you go out and someone calls you a loser, and you say you're going to hack them...

229. When you try to turn on hacks in real life and remember that Starcraft is just a freaking game

230. When you are making a map of the world and you try to look for Map editing utilites

231. When you get your accounts / cdkeys banned and you just go out and buy another one

232. When you commit suicide because someone backstabbed your lamer ass in a 7v1c Comp stomp

233. When you are sitting at your comp until 4:00 a.m. and then go to sleep until 4:01 a.m and keep playing Starcraft for another day

234. When you buy a whole bunch of computers, starcraft disks, and a home networking system so you and your friends can play starcraft together

235. When you ditch your girlfriend so you can play starcraft

236. When you attempt to run your own starcraft website.

237. You have the flu and a temperature of 103* and you still play SC

238. When you actually care for someone who plays starcraft that you do not know

239. You put SC on your laptop, and carry your laptop everywhere, as if it were a GameBoy or something

240. When playing splinter cell, and hiding in a dark corner, a russian guy comes and walks to you and starts shooting, you yell FUXIN HAXOR!

241. You make one of those maps that the mini map has a huge picuture of a nude girls (peeps who have to much time on their hands

242. When you hear about a mechanical spider-like thing and say "OMG IT'S FENIX!"

243. When you post these on your website...

244. When you see a spider you don't crush it thinking it might be a mine

245. You write a book about zombies, and you call the main zombie 'Fenix'

246. Your eternal dream is to invent the technology to become a Terran Ghost

247. You make a new language just to talk freely in games without your opponent hearing

You know you've played too much starcraft when you make a huge list of "You know when you've played too much starcraft" and not a signle one of them are funny.

Ummm.... When you beat 8 players with 200 marines, the next day you go to the army and yell, NOOBS!

Well...Most of those are basically based when you play video games alot, not jsut starcraft.

Like new language...or Pwned.

I didn't make those. It's called Google. Works very well. So do the copy and paste buttons.

You know you play too much StarCraft if you take the time to actually READ all of those.

You know when you play to much starcraft when you attach 2 propane tanks to your back with tubes coming out and say "Fired up"


Also new rule. You can only post up 5 YKWYPTMS at a time due to spacing.

when you can actually understand number meaning words such as l33T

you know you've played to much starcraft when your convinced you've found traces of early protoss culture

1. You know you play Starcraft too much when you can speak Protoss.

2. You know you play Starcraft too much when you worship Adun, Tassadar, or the Overmind.

3. You know you play Starcraft too much when you base a school history project on BroodWar and the Aeon of Strife.

4. You know you play Starcraft too much when you laugh at/agree with most of the things in this topic.

5. You know you play Starcraft too much when you can recite the Protoss history and the plot of all the hidden missions without help.