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•You call your Girlfriend "Sarah Kerrigan"
•Your dog is a Zergling...nothing Else..
•You call the High School bully a Zealot
•You tell your mom to call the bus a "Shuttle"
•You fart and say it was the Vespene Geyser
•You work for 8 Minerals an Hour
•You play the Map Wakka Wakka (Scorpion ^_^)
•Your friends are all Starcraft players
•You make a map about how much you love Staredit
•You make a thread called You know you love Staredit when...
•Your mom is a Queen
•You call the Fat kid an Ultralisk
•Your Player 1, and that girl over there is player 2 ^_^
•When you need more money you ask your friends for more minerals
•You told your mom to Harvest Vespene
•You call your friends Marines and the Nerd a Science Vessel
•When you see gas you think of a firebat
•When you see someone with a Laser you say "He's gonna call down the Thunder"
•You consider yourself a Jimmy Raynor
•You call Trees "Doodads"
•It started Snowing and you said it was the "Ice Terrain"
•A wizard is a High-Templar
•You told a pilot if you ahve ever flown a Dropship
•You have a Shrine or Tuxedo-Templar in your closet
•You have a Shrine of Bolt in your closet
•Your closet is the Cave Doodad
•You Told a Carpenter whenhe installed a door in your house if the door uses the Disabled Doodad Trigger
•Your cat is a Bengalaas
•You have 3 Copies of Starcraft (Sorry...I have only 2 ^_^)
•You've Read the Starcraft Manual at least once
•When your friend asked you if you had a lock for his locker...you said Download PROEdit
•You told a girl if she is a Sniper
•You called a Black dude "Samir Duran"
•Your Car is equipped with an Arclite Shock Cannon(Siege Tank ^_^)
•Your Car shoots Grenades
•You went to the Millitary and asked if they had any Missle Turrets
•You went to the Movies and started looking for the Cinematics for Starcraft
•You saw a Plan and wondered why it didn't cloak you
•You tried the Disable Doodad trigger on your Truck
•You were at the Basket ball game and looked at the Scoreboard and Thought it as a Leader Board...No computers
•You saw a Russian guy and thought his name was Alexei Stukov
•When it was your birthday you said you wanted a BattleCruiser
•You've counted how many times you've logged on Battle.net
•Your Still Reading this up to here
•You saw an egg and wondered if a Hydralisk would come out
•You said you saw a Mutalisk once
•You call your Teacher "Aldaris"
•You joined the Army and Demanded a Guass Rifle
•When you were about to get into a fight you said Power Overwhelming
•Two people crashed into each other and you waited for an Archon
•You tried lifting off your house
•You were in a Track meet and you wanted to get Leg Enhancements from a Citadel of Adun
•When you were hungry you said you needed "More supplys"
•You called your friend and asked if he had any Minerals
•You see a guy carrying a Garbage can and Call him an SCV
•You know what SCV stands for
•You are part of the UED
•You know what every trigger does and why to use it
•Your teacher told you to do to this for homework and you tried to Ban her
•When you were low on Cash you said Show me the Money
•You got up on a hill and said i have more cover than you
•Your Still Reading
•You saw a pick pocket and you said if he has SCU
•You went to Yosemity State park and said the Geysers were imitting Vespene
•You tried buidling an Extractor over the geyser
•The construction people were building a building and you said why don't you just warp in the building
•You saw a house and called it a Nexus and hoped Probes would come out
•You say a Bee and told it to go back to its HIVE
•You got Larva from a bee hive and told them to morph into a Drone
•You called the Doctor and said you need to build a Medic and send it to me now
•You told a doctor if he can blind someone
•You crapped your pants when they released Starcraft 2
•You have all Starcraft Websites in your Favorites
•You've seen the Starcraft Cinematics over 6 times
•You don't have time to !@#$ around
•You want a Goliath For cristmas
•You called a Fat kid a Reaver and wondered if he can shoot Scarabs at people
•You read this entire list

Hmm...I have more But I dun want to type anymore

Isnt that the list that is not shadowfortress? ^.- -.^ ^.- -.^

You know u played too much Starcraft when:



-You try to consume your food
-You think old food will turn into Zerlings
-You attaching knives to ur arms and think ur a zealot
-In the war you yell "FOR AUIR" and sacrfice urself
-You don't trust girls with orange hair
-Your whole summer you stayed in ur basement playing starcraft and making maps and now your as pale as a vampire and when u saw sunlight today u screamed because it was so bright (Guilty)

are you saying you dont consume your food? *pun intended*
How do you eat?

You know when you played to much starcraft when completing a rpg on use map settings becomes an accomplishment.

you know you play sc too much if you .... play sc too much

That it is. I dont think mind archon would be happy.


Oh, pressing Control+V has destroyed your fingers?

Mind archon doesnt log on anymore What happened to him?

Um What the Flook Clokr_ I got that list right on the spot i thought of it all and just yped it....


Yoshi.....erm....No I didn't break my fingers typing in Ctrl+V

You know you have been playing to much sc when your watching the war in iraq and see the tanks not in seige mode so you call bush a noob =D

You know you've played too much SC when you're on your 4th CD, due to scratching and/or melting. Yes, it is possible to melt an SC CD though I don't recommend you try this. Fire is not my friend...

I melted a Cd before
MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME
Well i have to burn my Brood War because it's broken. DAMN U CD DRIVE. I'll just copy it. Meh.

You know you've played to much SC when you're idea of a good time with a lady involves "Pleasure Kerrigan".

-Your friend is a hydralisk, no matter what anyone else says, he's a hydralisk.
-Laser pointers are weapons of mass destruction, avoid them at all costs.
-You think your yard could use a few bunkers, and a few missle turrets, maybe even a siege tank.
-While your in traffic, you wonder if your car has a siege mode
-You worry about lurkers in narrow alleyways.

"•You call the High School bully a Zealot"
Stupid, Zealots aren't petty asses, they're noble, honorable guys that would be following the school rules... with quite some zeal, I might add...

"•You call the Fat kid an Ultralisk"
Ultralisks aren't fat, they're simply big. Besides, if you look at what few SC: Ghost screenshots there are, yuo can see that they're actualy quite skinny, they've simply gotta huge disc of armor and flesh on top, and you are abvoe them

"•When you see someone with a Laser you say "He's gonna call down the Thunder""
No, you say he's about to reap the whirlwind.

"•You have a Shrine or Tuxedo-Templar in your closet
•You have a Shrine of Bolt in your closet"
That's for map makers, not necaserily SC addicts

"•You saw a Plan and wondered why it didn't cloak you"
Too stupid for any comment except the one I'm making

"•Your Still Reading this up to here"
I have to point out the stupidities

"•You joined the Army and Demanded a Guass Rifle"
Um... a gauss rifle is merely something that uses a row of electro-magnets to launch something... as far as my understanding goes, atleast... the word "gauss rifle" is in lots of sci-fi, you might as well say that a Battle Tech fan would ask an SC player if Goliaths had Small Guass Rifle's on them

"•Your Still Reading"
Read the above, similar one

" You know you've played too much SC when you're on your 4th CD, due to scratching and/or melting. Yes, it is possible to melt an SC CD though I don't recommend you try this. Fire is not my friend... "
No, you know you've played too much if you're so addicted that you wouldn't let ANYTHING happen to it.. my SC CD has never had a single scratch or anything.. I rarely take it out of my drive
Even wehn I do, I treat it like 24k gold

-you get all the minerals that you find for "build" something with them.
-you want a scv costume.

-You know u play SC 2 much when u make a site where u get minerals for post (Sry yoshi)
-You asked if during the Civil War they had Ion Cannons
-When u are about to start building or making or writing something, u say "Operation Cwal"
-When u try to get your dog to bury itself in your yard
-When U try to bury yourself in your yard

-you shout "Show me the money" and you wait for the 10.000 minerals and gas.

You know you play starcraft too much when you break something and you call the repair man and say 'SCV,get over here now and repair this!'

-you know you played too much SC when your neighbor is an infested terran

You know you play too much SC when you keep taking "screenshots" with a camera.

You know you play 2 much Starcraft when your chair has the shape of your butt.

you know you have played too much SC when you want to have a zerling as a pet.

You cover yourself with a blanket and put a paper on it saying "Egg Hatch"

ezday,

is there anything u have to say on the plus side to that?

lol u might be a great critic, or is he simon from american idol instead!

i enjoyed reading it, regardless of where its from