Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-11 at 11:56:22
Well as round 2 comes to an end we have to say goodbye to 2 members voted off and mourn for another as we ship him off to valhalleh with a viking funeral.
Goodbye Marxel.
Goodbye Cruzo.
Have fun with with Thor Kellimus.
What does that leave? Several people of course!
Hechtor>Meatloaf>Everything Tribe
Lonely Duck
Valug
HorroR
Shapechanger
O)FaRTy1billion
Merrell
Voyager7456(MM)
Vizual
Teh Pr0nsterz!
Doodan
Jammed
DEAD
Wesmic da Pimp
Wilhelm
Kaboomhahahein
n2o-SiMpSoNs
Killer_Kow(MM)
The Doodan Tribe
Deathawk
Syphon
Lyon
Cloud
Echo
RAWRZ^_^;;! Monster
Demaris
Hitok1r1
Also, this marks the first time I've made it past the second round. Hooray for me.
What shall I have you do this time for a chance at the coveted immunity totem?
(Cute, isn't it? \/)
Well... You have to write the best script for a short movie! Hilarity comes first, no dramatic/emo crap! I HAST SPOKEN!
Goodbye Marxel.
Goodbye Cruzo.
Have fun with with Thor Kellimus.
What does that leave? Several people of course!
Hechtor>Meatloaf>Everything Tribe
Lonely Duck
Valug
HorroR
Shapechanger
O)FaRTy1billion
Merrell
Voyager7456(MM)
Vizual
Teh Pr0nsterz!
Doodan
Jammed
DEAD
Wesmic da Pimp
Wilhelm
Kaboomhahahein
n2o-SiMpSoNs
Killer_Kow(MM)
The Doodan Tribe
Deathawk
Syphon
Lyon
Cloud
Echo
RAWRZ^_^;;! Monster
Demaris
Hitok1r1
Also, this marks the first time I've made it past the second round. Hooray for me.
What shall I have you do this time for a chance at the coveted immunity totem?
(Cute, isn't it? \/)
Well... You have to write the best script for a short movie! Hilarity comes first, no dramatic/emo crap! I HAST SPOKEN!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-07-11 at 12:15:24
Hilarity is not my thing 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2006-07-11 at 12:34:54
Black man: Hey, I'm bored, let's go play some dice.
Mexican man: Nah, I'm feeling kind of lazy today.
Black man: Iight let's go get some chicken and ribs
Mexican man: Nah, I'm lazy
Black man: I can't find my foodstamps, I've looked everywhere but my workboots.
Mexican man: Damn, I gotta go pick some cabbage
Black man: Pick me up a 40 and a bottle of BBQ sauce on your way back
Mexican man: I'm gonna stop by taco bell, want anything?
Black man: They got ribs?
Mexican man: No man
Black man: Where all da white women?
Mexican man: What's with the black guys trying to get with white girls?
Black man: I just want to piss white guys off, because those *ssholes are racist
Mexican man: How do you figure, I think white people are alright.
Black man: They're RACIST, I'M GONNA KILL THEM ALL.
Mexican man: Kind of sounds like you're the racist one...
Black man: We were slaves, and now we're treated unfairly, I hate crackas.
In conclusion - The Black man went on a killing robbing spree and ended up in jail. The end.
Mexican man: Nah, I'm feeling kind of lazy today.
Black man: Iight let's go get some chicken and ribs
Mexican man: Nah, I'm lazy
Black man: I can't find my foodstamps, I've looked everywhere but my workboots.
Mexican man: Damn, I gotta go pick some cabbage
Black man: Pick me up a 40 and a bottle of BBQ sauce on your way back
Mexican man: I'm gonna stop by taco bell, want anything?
Black man: They got ribs?
Mexican man: No man
Black man: Where all da white women?
Mexican man: What's with the black guys trying to get with white girls?
Black man: I just want to piss white guys off, because those *ssholes are racist
Mexican man: How do you figure, I think white people are alright.
Black man: They're RACIST, I'M GONNA KILL THEM ALL.
Mexican man: Kind of sounds like you're the racist one...
Black man: We were slaves, and now we're treated unfairly, I hate crackas.
In conclusion - The Black man went on a killing robbing spree and ended up in jail. The end.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-07-11 at 12:58:54
I should post the script to a puberty movie I made for PDR class a while back... That was funny. How long does it have to be?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-11 at 15:08:54
Wesmics length was good.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-07-11 at 15:30:50
That was short... I'll make something up. When's it due?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-11 at 16:00:12
How tEh RAWRZ Took over Bush's throne.
The Rawr is taking an interview from Bush.
... long philosophical discussion....
Rawr: In conclusion, I think not all americans are wonderful people
Bush: I strongly disagree with your point of view, I think every americam cittizen is wonderful in his own way.
Rawr: Even the criminals ?
Bush: Yes, because even they can bring something good to our gloryous America
Rawr: And what do you think about other people ? Are terrorists also wonderful, for example ?
Bush: *unleashes his tie a bit more* Well, I can't totally agree with you ...
Rawr: Is that a yes or a no ?
Bush: Yes, I think even the terrorists can bring something good into this world
Bush's assistant whispers to him: sir, your ratings wil lgo down after this
Rawr: Please do not interrupt us, thank you.
Bush: But if you look on the other side, all Muslims should be destroyed, because all they can bring is death.
...the interview gets published, Bush gets blaimed for Racism, Rawr gets popular for the shocking interview, anti-Bush riots began, wich ended up is a revolution against Bush that was led by Rawr. Three months later, bush faced the court, and was accused for racism, murder, and all the other crap that he did, and Rawr became the president of the USA.
The Rawr is taking an interview from Bush.
... long philosophical discussion....
Rawr: In conclusion, I think not all americans are wonderful people
Bush: I strongly disagree with your point of view, I think every americam cittizen is wonderful in his own way.
Rawr: Even the criminals ?
Bush: Yes, because even they can bring something good to our gloryous America
Rawr: And what do you think about other people ? Are terrorists also wonderful, for example ?
Bush: *unleashes his tie a bit more* Well, I can't totally agree with you ...
Rawr: Is that a yes or a no ?
Bush: Yes, I think even the terrorists can bring something good into this world
Bush's assistant whispers to him: sir, your ratings wil lgo down after this
Rawr: Please do not interrupt us, thank you.
Bush: But if you look on the other side, all Muslims should be destroyed, because all they can bring is death.
...the interview gets published, Bush gets blaimed for Racism, Rawr gets popular for the shocking interview, anti-Bush riots began, wich ended up is a revolution against Bush that was led by Rawr. Three months later, bush faced the court, and was accused for racism, murder, and all the other crap that he did, and Rawr became the president of the USA.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-11 at 19:12:32
That's not funny...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-07-11 at 20:47:24
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Jul 11 2006, 04:30 PM)
When's it due?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-11 at 21:18:13
Tomorrow!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-07-11 at 21:50:27
RAWRZ^_^;;!MONSTER : RAWR!!!!!!
Yoshi_Da_Sniper : OMG ITS THE MONSTER FROM PROBERT THE PROBE!
Kame : WHO WILL SAVE US!>?!??!!?
Golden-Fist : LOOK ITS A BIRD!
Syphon : ITS A PLANE!
Hitok1r1 : NO ITS....
Cloud : Strife....Cloud Strife!
*Cloud and the monster fight and Cloud gets his ass kicked*
Cloud : Well I'm out..PEACE!
*Cloud leaves and everyone gets eaten...except!*
Syphon : Syphon will own you!!
*Syphon owns the Monster and saves everyone*
Syphon : SUPER SYPHON! AWAY!!!
*He flies away*
Kame : OH SYPHON IS SO BUILT!!
The End?
Yoshi_Da_Sniper : OMG ITS THE MONSTER FROM PROBERT THE PROBE!
Kame : WHO WILL SAVE US!>?!??!!?
Golden-Fist : LOOK ITS A BIRD!
Syphon : ITS A PLANE!
Hitok1r1 : NO ITS....
Cloud : Strife....Cloud Strife!
*Cloud and the monster fight and Cloud gets his ass kicked*
Cloud : Well I'm out..PEACE!
*Cloud leaves and everyone gets eaten...except!*
Syphon : Syphon will own you!!
*Syphon owns the Monster and saves everyone*
Syphon : SUPER SYPHON! AWAY!!!
*He flies away*
Kame : OH SYPHON IS SO BUILT!!
The End?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-11 at 22:29:39
QUOTE(wesmic da pimp @ Jul 11 2006, 11:34 AM)
Black man: Hey, I'm bored, let's go play some dice.
Mexican man: Nah, I'm feeling kind of lazy today.
Black man: Iight let's go get some chicken and ribs
Mexican man: Nah, I'm lazy
Black man: I can't find my foodstamps, I've looked everywhere but my workboots.
Mexican man: Damn, I gotta go pick some cabbage
Black man: Pick me up a 40 and a bottle of BBQ sauce on your way back
Mexican man: I'm gonna stop by taco bell, want anything?
Black man: They got ribs?
Mexican man: No man
Black man: Where all da white women?
Mexican man: What's with the black guys trying to get with white girls?
Black man: I just want to piss white guys off, because those *ssholes are racist
Mexican man: How do you figure, I think white people are alright.
Black man: They're RACIST, I'M GONNA KILL THEM ALL.
Mexican man: Kind of sounds like you're the racist one...
Black man: We were slaves, and now we're treated unfairly, I hate crackas.
In conclusion - The Black man went on a killing robbing spree and ended up in jail. The end.
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Mexican man: Nah, I'm feeling kind of lazy today.
Black man: Iight let's go get some chicken and ribs
Mexican man: Nah, I'm lazy
Black man: I can't find my foodstamps, I've looked everywhere but my workboots.
Mexican man: Damn, I gotta go pick some cabbage
Black man: Pick me up a 40 and a bottle of BBQ sauce on your way back
Mexican man: I'm gonna stop by taco bell, want anything?
Black man: They got ribs?
Mexican man: No man
Black man: Where all da white women?
Mexican man: What's with the black guys trying to get with white girls?
Black man: I just want to piss white guys off, because those *ssholes are racist
Mexican man: How do you figure, I think white people are alright.
Black man: They're RACIST, I'M GONNA KILL THEM ALL.
Mexican man: Kind of sounds like you're the racist one...
Black man: We were slaves, and now we're treated unfairly, I hate crackas.
In conclusion - The Black man went on a killing robbing spree and ended up in jail. The end.
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I was going to enter until I saw this. I can't beat this.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-11 at 23:19:07
QUOTE(n2o-SiMpSoNs @ Jul 11 2006, 09:29 PM)
I was going to enter until I saw this. I can't beat this.
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I doubt anyone will.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-07-11 at 23:56:38
Holy crap I want that RAWRZ^_^;; Monster. This is the first good thing to come out of SEN Survivor. 
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO CREATED IT.
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO CREATED IT.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-07-12 at 01:14:06
Based off a true story:
*Joins Op SEN
Lyon: RAWRZ! ^_^, im bored!
Devilesk: Lyon you fail at mapping
Lyon: Yeah? is THAT RIGHT?
Devilesk: I'll own you any day
Lyon: YEAH? HUH YEAH YEAH?!
Devilesk: .......
Lyon: HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH YEAH?!!?!
Devilesk: Huh Yeah.
Lyon: Well then now your gonna get it mother *CENSORED LOL*
Lyon: We're having it out, RIGHT NOW
Lyon: C'MON!! C'MON!!
Devilesk: Right...
*Joins Clan Mp
*Joins Op SEN
Lyon: RAWRZ! ^_^, im bored!
Devilesk: Lyon you fail at mapping
Lyon: Yeah? is THAT RIGHT?
Devilesk: I'll own you any day
Lyon: YEAH? HUH YEAH YEAH?!
Devilesk: .......
Lyon: HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH YEAH?!!?!
Devilesk: Huh Yeah.
Lyon: Well then now your gonna get it mother *CENSORED LOL*
Lyon: We're having it out, RIGHT NOW
Lyon: C'MON!! C'MON!!
Devilesk: Right...
*Joins Clan Mp
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2006-07-12 at 03:00:10
Wesmic owned everyones... 
RAWRZ^_^;; Monster: Rawr!
Syphon: You suck! Transform into Super Syphon Transformer...
*Transforming noise*
Syphon: You will die!!
RAWRZ^_^;; Monster: Rawr! *Crushes Syphon*
Hitok1r1: Oh no!
BeeR_KeG: Oh no!
Kool-aid Man: Oh yeah! *Overused joke everywhere*
RAWRZ^_^;; Monster: Rawr! *Kills everyone*
The End. Yes mine sucks....
RAWRZ^_^;; Monster: Rawr!
Syphon: You suck! Transform into Super Syphon Transformer...
*Transforming noise*
Syphon: You will die!!
RAWRZ^_^;; Monster: Rawr! *Crushes Syphon*
Hitok1r1: Oh no!
BeeR_KeG: Oh no!
Kool-aid Man: Oh yeah! *Overused joke everywhere*
RAWRZ^_^;; Monster: Rawr! *Kills everyone*
The End. Yes mine sucks....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-12 at 10:05:46
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Jul 11 2006, 10:56 PM)
Holy crap I want that RAWRZ^_^;; Monster. This is the first good thing to come out of SEN Survivor.
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO CREATED IT.
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I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO CREATED IT.
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I did for BeeR's old "draw the RAWRZ^_^;;!" contest. The drunk didn't even give me in the top 3!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2006-07-12 at 11:40:31
<---- omgunity
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-12 at 12:13:15
Cheah!
SO BEGINITH ROUND THE THIRD!
SO BEGINITH ROUND THE THIRD!