Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-07-15 at 15:49:58
**WARNING**
*******If you really loved the movie ultraviolet, do not read any further!!*******
I wanted to see ultraviolet ever since I watched the OMGWTFBBQ-ed!!! trailer but, the movie is like OMGWTFSUCKAGE!!!!
Action
6/10
lots of fights but gay... alot like "Equilibrium" because she could dodge every single bullet that they shot at her
Storyline
2/10
MADE NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!!
first she snuck into some kind of lab, and stole this package. which had a --- in it (not gonna spoil it for you
) then she had to protect this --- because it would kill all of her kind, then the kid was able to cure her. Futuristic details were too much, ability to carry 500 guns in a small thing that goes on ur wrist, a sword kinda like a light saber but a real sword, that goes into its handle.. hair color and clothing color can change whenever you want them to. they have this scanner that shows who is the person.. she gets stabbed in each eye and can still see.
Graphics
-6 billion/10
WTF!!!!
total
-6 billion / 30
recommendation:
BURN THIS MOVIE ON SITE!!!!
the trailer is 6 billion times better than the movie, so if you really dont believe me just watch the trailer, if you like the trailer, you will hate the movie
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Everything said in this post is MY PERSONAL OPINION, if you loved the movie and are disgusted by this review, dont go all $@*&#y at me, instead reply with your own review... and say why you really liked it
*******If you really loved the movie ultraviolet, do not read any further!!*******
I wanted to see ultraviolet ever since I watched the OMGWTFBBQ-ed!!! trailer but, the movie is like OMGWTFSUCKAGE!!!!
Action
6/10
lots of fights but gay... alot like "Equilibrium" because she could dodge every single bullet that they shot at her
Storyline
2/10
MADE NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!!
first she snuck into some kind of lab, and stole this package. which had a --- in it (not gonna spoil it for you
) then she had to protect this --- because it would kill all of her kind, then the kid was able to cure her. Futuristic details were too much, ability to carry 500 guns in a small thing that goes on ur wrist, a sword kinda like a light saber but a real sword, that goes into its handle.. hair color and clothing color can change whenever you want them to. they have this scanner that shows who is the person.. she gets stabbed in each eye and can still see.Graphics
-6 billion/10
WTF!!!!
total
-6 billion / 30
recommendation:
BURN THIS MOVIE ON SITE!!!!
the trailer is 6 billion times better than the movie, so if you really dont believe me just watch the trailer, if you like the trailer, you will hate the movie
LINK
Everything said in this post is MY PERSONAL OPINION, if you loved the movie and are disgusted by this review, dont go all $@*&#y at me, instead reply with your own review... and say why you really liked it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Filleinconnue on 2006-07-15 at 16:01:28
Looks good but,
Used Original Matrix Trailer Music ( Deftdown )
- Sounds like she's talking about a Resident Evil.
Used Original Matrix Trailer Music ( Deftdown )
- Sounds like she's talking about a Resident Evil.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-07-15 at 16:50:26
Milla Jovovich is ugly in that movie 
I never saw it and plan on keeping it that way (unless it shows up on TV.)
I never saw it and plan on keeping it that way (unless it shows up on TV.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-07-15 at 17:19:07
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ Jul 15 2006, 04:50 PM)
I never saw it and plan on keeping it that way (unless it shows up on TV.)
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-07-15 at 20:09:16
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Fixed.
That movie sucked the plot is based off some anime made novel and was poorly executed and her take on the japanese language makes it sound like an alien language. She tries to be a Bride (Kill Bill) but fails miserbly. The movie was terrible the action wasn't that great, and the kid that cures vapirism is also the kid that cures the mutant gene in X3.
Sucks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-07-15 at 20:52:54
Was I the only one smart enough not to see this movie based on the previews?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2006-07-15 at 21:02:37
Yea the movie was horrable... And she is ugly... Golden got it right lol haha..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2006-07-15 at 22:54:30
Was I the only one who didin't really even know this movie existed? I think I'll go watch the trailer now, it might turn out to be a very good movie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-07-16 at 00:50:04
didnt you watch the whole movie??
2 hours later of movie torcher the kid LIVES!!!!!
apparantly she was crying and a tear went into his eye turning him into a hemogephone w/e... and lived. she said he was reborn
srry rong topic, meh
I was watching it and like, 30 minutes into the movie
is it over yet?
felt like 3 hours and it still had 1 hour left
then bang WOW YAY SHES DEAD!!!!!
Garth: after your heart failed 4 times, I brought you back. even shee as mad shee lived.
and yes i judged the movie on the trailers... rofl Final Fantasy VII game trailer
then
the fog, and some stupid will fereel movie thing,
srry i am typing shee i play too much halo and say SHEE NEWBS!!!
2 hours later of movie torcher the kid LIVES!!!!!
apparantly she was crying and a tear went into his eye turning him into a hemogephone w/e... and lived. she said he was reborn
srry rong topic, meh
I was watching it and like, 30 minutes into the movie
is it over yet?
felt like 3 hours and it still had 1 hour left
then bang WOW YAY SHES DEAD!!!!!
Garth: after your heart failed 4 times, I brought you back. even shee as mad shee lived.
and yes i judged the movie on the trailers... rofl Final Fantasy VII game trailer
then
the fog, and some stupid will fereel movie thing,
srry i am typing shee i play too much halo and say SHEE NEWBS!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-07-16 at 01:38:13
Me and my dad and my mom feel the same way about this movie. IT SUCK BALLS.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-07-16 at 05:13:00
It was an hour and forty minutes of action is what I heard so I went to go see it, however the random hair color changes, plot holes, magically transporting characters, bad plot (She was a VAMPIRE?!), and a bunch of other cheesy one liners and love story made the action (Which wasn't that bad actually) hardly live up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-07-16 at 22:35:27
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Jul 15 2006, 06:52 PM)
Was I the only one smart enough not to see this movie based on the previews?
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Nope.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by black2white on 2006-07-16 at 22:50:45
Well i loved this movie 
depand on each people...
depand on each people...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-07-17 at 01:07:05
Ugh, needed more of an intro. And just more of a story. Basically one long fight scene, without explosions. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-07-17 at 10:34:00
QUOTE(Lyon(MC) @ Jul 15 2006, 05:18 PM)
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-07-17 at 12:59:32
QUOTE(black2white Posted Yesterday @ 08:50 PM)
Well i loved this movie
depand on each people..
depand on each people..
What did you love about it??
From the movie trailer, I thought it would start alot like the trailer did, And she worked for the cops. Basically I thought it would be alot like the game "Oni" And the music in the trailer, was hella better than the music in the movie.
the movie trailer makers mustve been GODLY at making the trailer, because I still can watch that trailer all day..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-17 at 13:07:24
QUOTE(O)Matt_Burch @ Jul 15 2006, 03:49 PM)
the trailer is 6 billion times better than the movie, so if you really dont believe me just watch the trailer, if you like the trailer, you will hate the movie
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Thats is so funny! Uhhh I havent seen the movie or the trailor so I cant agree or disagree, but I think I will just take your opinion on it! lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-07-17 at 14:36:41
hah, well
i like 007 movies
i liked Aeon flux
so if you like those movies you then you prolly wont like ultraviolet
if you didnt like those your opinion wont be the same as mine.. maybe
i like 007 movies
i liked Aeon flux
so if you like those movies you then you prolly wont like ultraviolet
if you didnt like those your opinion wont be the same as mine.. maybe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe on 2006-07-18 at 11:59:54
QUOTE(O)Matt_Burch @ Jul 17 2006, 12:36 PM)
hah, well
i like 007 movies
i liked Aeon flux
so if you like those movies you then you prolly wont like ultraviolet
if you didnt like those your opinion wont be the same as mine.. maybe
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i like 007 movies
i liked Aeon flux
so if you like those movies you then you prolly wont like ultraviolet
if you didnt like those your opinion wont be the same as mine.. maybe
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Well i do like those movies but i didn't think ultra violet was that great either. I didn't like the story and it just didn't flow with me.
007 movies rock
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-07-19 at 06:04:49
James Bond movies actually really suck we just all love them so much even though we've been watching the same movie over and over again. Here's a template for a James Bond film:
Bad Guy: [ Ex German Soliders (Or Russains), Sciencetest (Evil of course), Very Rich Man with a lot of time and cruel thoughts, Someone who was betrayed by something years ago and decides it's fair to blow up half of the earth ]
Bond Girl: [Some hot famous actress ]
[Insert 5 gadgets that only have singular uses throughout the entire movie, of course all these gadgets are from commonly seen things like gum or a pen ]
Bond Car: [ Fastest or Coolest looking sports car out today ]
Ending: [ Bond girl magically disappears at the end and never sees 007 again, bad guys lose, bond gets laid, another satisfying bond film ]
But it's not like I hate these movies, I just hope everyone realizes it's basically the same exact thign.
Bad Guy: [ Ex German Soliders (Or Russains), Sciencetest (Evil of course), Very Rich Man with a lot of time and cruel thoughts, Someone who was betrayed by something years ago and decides it's fair to blow up half of the earth ]
Bond Girl: [Some hot famous actress ]
[Insert 5 gadgets that only have singular uses throughout the entire movie, of course all these gadgets are from commonly seen things like gum or a pen ]
Bond Car: [ Fastest or Coolest looking sports car out today ]
Ending: [ Bond girl magically disappears at the end and never sees 007 again, bad guys lose, bond gets laid, another satisfying bond film ]
But it's not like I hate these movies, I just hope everyone realizes it's basically the same exact thign.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ermac on 2006-07-19 at 16:43:23
You're right the trailer makes u wanna see the movie, lol and i just saw a show on BBC or somewhere a few days ago abut a guy who is famous for making even bad movies famous by advertising, i bet he made the trailer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-21 at 12:45:35
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Jul 15 2006, 07:52 PM)
Was I the only one smart enough not to see this movie based on the previews?
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I didnt see it. I still want to see it to see how bad it is though. xD