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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-08-01 at 17:32:54
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Tailz: Bandit or zombie comes up ZZZZZZ *dies from electric shock*
Tailz: ...they had an electric fence and one way on XD
HorroR: Like that renegade Merc who went insane and took the Reckoning
HorroR: Bandits Tailz, bandits
aznshorty67: 879 proxies *drooool*
HorroR: The zombies need a brain to still function, but if they eat the brain = no zombie
Tailz: Horror why not do like they did in "Land of the dead"they garthered a ton of supplies cleared an area of the town.then went and got truckls and vechicles to sue to raid smaller towns >_>
HorroR: The whole brains thing makes no sense
HorroR: Flesh, various organs except the genetallia, and tacos
Koal: Brains, Duh.
Sie_Sayoka: what do zombies eat?
HorroR: That or with a door
HorroR: Most manly kills are with your man junk
Koal: Fine.......... I'll just kill zombies with Cufflinks, Its the most manly way to die. But If a Manage to kill my way though zombies and live Then I'll be more manly then I was.
HorroR: Those buns can't hold themselves up
HorroR: If not; you just commited suicide
HorroR: If you have the supplies
HorroR: McDonalds, the desert, Tundra
Sie_Sayoka: thundra or desert
HorroR: Bandits will just break in and get you and themselves up the buttocks
Tailz: ok horror weres the safest place...
Tailz: barricade with mcdonald buns and your good XD
HorroR: The gunshop is also suicide
HorroR: Just keep the r, tongue.gif
Tailz: No no no....you lock yourself in a gunshop of course
aznshorty67: i'm shirty now smile.gif
HorroR: Shirty ftw
Gemz: hgey Shirty and chelsie
HorroR: Of course, that's not too bad
HorroR: And it could cave in your skull just as easily if you screwu p
HorroR: Chainsaw has a finite fuel supply, and it'll just lure more zombies to give it to you up the buttocks
Koal: Lies.
Tailz: ZOMBIE*hides in box*
Sie_Sayoka: im gewd, you?
chelsie: how is everyone
HorroR: Chainsaw = suicide
Koal: I'll take a Chain Saw if we're going up Against zombies.
aznshorty67: nice
HorroR: Yeah
aznshorty67: wait you got the book?
Tailz: Yes shorty We found out mcdonalds buns work the best for killing them XD
HorroR: Go ahead smile.gif
HorroR: It says unless you like carrying a lot of shotgun shells and going pointblank range
aznshorty67: killing zombies now?
Sie_Sayoka: what about the shotgun?
HorroR: Dear God. I am stupid. Thanks for the correction Koal ;P
Tailz: [link] >_> Told you i have an id badge
Koal: Actually that would be a pulling a tricky the Clown.
HorroR: Of course you could just go Rambo in with your man junk
HorroR: Shaolin Spade's a good one also P:
HorroR: Rifles, a trench pike
HorroR: Anything silenced. SIlenced Pistol (OMG THAT'S SILENCED?!!!1) Crossbow
Sie_Sayoka: EH?
HorroR: Woot! Get me in on this. And it's called Solaniu..m...sola..Solanum
Sie_Sayoka: whats the most effective weapon agaisnt a zombie?
Tailz: oh did tyou know horror they are in the phases of testing the T-virus? I have an id badge >_>
HorroR: Lol
Sie_Sayoka: im going to make a null topic of this convo biggrin.gif its awesome
HorroR: Unless you have über roundhouse kick skills
HorroR: Note I said: BARRICADED. So you can't get out
HorroR: Is suicide unless you've barricaded yourself and have an escape route.
Tailz: Meh i have a anti-zombie security system *activates it*
HorroR: They say anything not silenced
Sie_Sayoka: I have a shotgun... itl probolly do more harm than good since u can clearly see my avvy tongue.gif
HorroR: are the most harshest environments, but most safest
HorroR: The Tundra and Desert
HorroR: Lol. The book says
Sie_Sayoka: Lais!
HorroR: And yes; if you want to die faster, run around naked
HorroR: No Sie. What I say goes P:
chelsie: what u talkin bout
HorroR: Now you just have BURNING zombies yawn.gif!
Tailz: Did it say run around naked as it will distract the zombies?
Sie_Sayoka: u mean sylvester stalone?
HorroR: They lied!
HorroR: They said Fire worked on zombies
HorroR: Nah. Steven Seagal is old. You'll just die.
Tailz: factor*
Tailz: no horror it was called Covert one The hades facotr
Sie_Sayoka: then what? rambo?
HorroR: For one, since McGyver doesn't exist, and two, the zombies move faster than a parked car
Sie_Sayoka: D:
HorroR: They said going McGyver is suicide
HorroR: 28 Days Later? ;P
Tailz: killed 10,000 people in the movie* XD
Sie_Sayoka: does the guide tell how to go mcgyver on the zombies?
HorroR: Actually I'm serious
Sie_Sayoka: LOL!!!!
Tailz: ....Come on horror i want to know more about that book ;.;
HorroR: They say sailors tend to be killed in deep water when they drop anchor because zombies climb up the line and give it to them up the buttocks
Tailz: lol horror post some more about that book >_>
Sie_Sayoka: done
HorroR: I declare someone should remember that quote for all time
Tailz: *Gets knocked out cause it fells like 40 pounds*
Sie_Sayoka: LOL!!!!
HorroR: *throws McDonald sesame seed buns at Tailz*
HorroR: Their stale sesame seed buns will make terrific barricades
Tailz: im a zombie come to eat you
HorroR: McDonalds is definately safer
Tailz: fine
HorroR: Dude, Tailz, TACO ZOMBIES. Think man, think!
Tailz: if a zombie walks into the tacobell throw the burrito at him and run.Zombies like burritos
HorroR: No! Walruses are more deadly. Zombified or not
Tailz: <_< Fine just go eat a burrito at taco bell and dont worry
Sie_Sayoka: dude penguin zombies, the most deadly type
HorroR: Rape, hypothetically speaking, of course
HorroR: They'll just freeze over, then thaw, then rape me later
HorroR: They'll be there
Tailz: psh horror just got to antartica no zombies stay their duh
Tailz: ;.; i have a physical in an hour
HorroR: Organize before they rise!
Sie_Sayoka: LOL
HorroR: And didn't find it, but then I checked again on Sunday and it was right where I searched the most
HorroR: Several weeks before, I searched the entire Book Store about 8 times
Sie_Sayoka: i saw it in borders
HorroR: Ironically though
HorroR: It took me forever to find it
Sie_Sayoka: LOL i wanted to buy that book but my moms like no thats stupid
HorroR: Well, more than usual
HorroR: It made me incredibly paranoid
HorroR: Zombie Survival Guide
Sie_Sayoka: whats huh?
HorroR: Your book made me paranoid ;/
HorroR: Damn you Max Brooks!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-08-01 at 17:37:02
Ftw smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-08-01 at 18:04:53
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Sie_Sayoka: i feel the same way when i play online
Koal: A brain dead foe is just no fun to fight.
Koal: Anyways........ I'd rather fight an Intellegent foe then a brain dead one...........
Sie_Sayoka: lol
HorroR: Add this to the topic Sie ;P
HorroR: Pretty obvious Koal ;P
Koal: So thats what those redeads try to do to you when they latch onto you.......
Sie_Sayoka: yes
Koal: Zombies try to ass rape you?
aznshorty67: that sucks.
HorroR: you're*
HorroR: That or your fighting internet viruses
HorroR: Exactly
Sie_Sayoka: the whole zombie experience is to shoot a slowly moving carcass as it tries to rape you
Sie_Sayoka: zombies with weapoins.... its basically the same as fighting people
aznshorty67: *hadoken*
HorroR: k.
Koal: Your a wimp then.
HorroR: I don't
Koal: But its more a challenge! I like fighting a zombie weilding a minigun!
HorroR: It makes them RIGG'D
HorroR: I don't think so. Takes the thrill out of the zombie experience
Koal: But zombies with Weapons are Awsome!
HorroR: Brainbread = 1337 pwnage Half LIfe mod
HorroR: I hate zombies with weapons
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2006-08-01 at 18:10:09
Lol... what a discussion. Although what was with MacDonalds stuff? I know the food is inedible but it doesn't mean its a good defense...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-08-01 at 18:11:11
QUOTE(Mp)DarKnighT @ Aug 1 2006, 05:09 PM)
Lol... what a discussion. Although what was with macdonals stuff? I know the food is inedible but it doesn't mean its a good defense...
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2006-08-01 at 18:12:35
QUOTE(HorroR @ Aug 1 2006, 04:10 PM)
If you didn't notice, we were being sarcastic tongue.gif
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Yes I did notice and so was I.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-08-01 at 18:14:07
QUOTE(Mp)DarKnighT @ Aug 1 2006, 05:12 PM)
Yes I did notice and so was I.
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