Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sinister_X on 2006-08-04 at 23:48:39
DANCING CLASS
You know what the only thing worse than dancing is? niether did I till i took a class. dancing in a club or at a dance stupid but it's also forgivable since you know everyone else is sufffering right along with you. but let me let me tell you what is not forgivable. being the only one danceing, and class likes to make this hell a reality. My instructer is Diana. She likes rap. Rap makes me want to vomit. My little brother is with me. He is laughing. I am in hell.
Diona:{puts in a rap song} just find the beat. and move with it. Dont worry about dancing just move to the beat.
Abe{ I move for 4 seconds before stopping. moses is laughing like crazy} I dont really like rap, lets do somthing else.
Diona, {still moveing with beat} No, they play only this kind of music at dancing. this and slow songs. now dance.
Abe{moveing like an unoiled machine.} ehh uhh...hmm...i feel like an idiot
Moses{laughing} you look liike one too bahahaha.
Abe{I stop dancing} moses shut up and get out here, if im going to look stupid by god i'm taking you with me.
Diona{still dancing} thats a great idea!
Moses{No!}
Abe{ahahahaha}... hey can we change the song?
Diona{ok. changes a few things and he MILK SHAKE SONG COMES ON} {I freakING HATE THE MILK SHAKE SONG}
Abe{pure terror on my face} no..no.. you're joking, this is just sick and wrong...YOU"RE EVIL!
Diona{dancing} come on abe...
Abe{terror} It will be a cold day in hell begore i dance to this song.
3 SECONDS LATER
Abe{dancing to the milk shake song} After Prom I am going to collect some bottles and return them so i can buy a gun to blow my god damn brains out!
Moses{ coughs up a his pop and rolls on the floor in hysaria at the sight of my dancing to the milk shake song.}
Abe{angry} lets just skip this part...grr
Diona {changing song} ok...
SLOW SONGS
these i like. it is very easy to dance to them and at this point i have went into my room and drunken a swig of captin morgan. i am getting buzzed and kicking ass at this part. Diona is impressed. the alcohol tells me i am a god of dancing. i stop in the middle of the song and do the dance from the movie hitch. Diona has never seen the movie and dies of laughter. moses has retunred to his room for tv.
Abe{reciting the dance moves} oh ya. doing the cue tip. makeing the pizza...puting on the toppings. you like it when i do the cheese?. putting it in the oven. slow thirller...
I now feel sick and decide to dix the problem by going for a bi more alcohol. i am now drunk and request the milk shake song. i kick that song's ass. i am a god. all hail me god of dancing.
I later sober up and hate myself. i have another class today. i think god hates me.
-Abraham
lol sorry for usless topic but i just got bored.
You know what the only thing worse than dancing is? niether did I till i took a class. dancing in a club or at a dance stupid but it's also forgivable since you know everyone else is sufffering right along with you. but let me let me tell you what is not forgivable. being the only one danceing, and class likes to make this hell a reality. My instructer is Diana. She likes rap. Rap makes me want to vomit. My little brother is with me. He is laughing. I am in hell.
Diona:{puts in a rap song} just find the beat. and move with it. Dont worry about dancing just move to the beat.
Abe{ I move for 4 seconds before stopping. moses is laughing like crazy} I dont really like rap, lets do somthing else.
Diona, {still moveing with beat} No, they play only this kind of music at dancing. this and slow songs. now dance.
Abe{moveing like an unoiled machine.} ehh uhh...hmm...i feel like an idiot
Moses{laughing} you look liike one too bahahaha.
Abe{I stop dancing} moses shut up and get out here, if im going to look stupid by god i'm taking you with me.
Diona{still dancing} thats a great idea!
Moses{No!}
Abe{ahahahaha}... hey can we change the song?
Diona{ok. changes a few things and he MILK SHAKE SONG COMES ON} {I freakING HATE THE MILK SHAKE SONG}
Abe{pure terror on my face} no..no.. you're joking, this is just sick and wrong...YOU"RE EVIL!
Diona{dancing} come on abe...
Abe{terror} It will be a cold day in hell begore i dance to this song.
3 SECONDS LATER
Abe{dancing to the milk shake song} After Prom I am going to collect some bottles and return them so i can buy a gun to blow my god damn brains out!
Moses{ coughs up a his pop and rolls on the floor in hysaria at the sight of my dancing to the milk shake song.}
Abe{angry} lets just skip this part...grr
Diona {changing song} ok...
SLOW SONGS
these i like. it is very easy to dance to them and at this point i have went into my room and drunken a swig of captin morgan. i am getting buzzed and kicking ass at this part. Diona is impressed. the alcohol tells me i am a god of dancing. i stop in the middle of the song and do the dance from the movie hitch. Diona has never seen the movie and dies of laughter. moses has retunred to his room for tv.
Abe{reciting the dance moves} oh ya. doing the cue tip. makeing the pizza...puting on the toppings. you like it when i do the cheese?. putting it in the oven. slow thirller...
I now feel sick and decide to dix the problem by going for a bi more alcohol. i am now drunk and request the milk shake song. i kick that song's ass. i am a god. all hail me god of dancing.
I later sober up and hate myself. i have another class today. i think god hates me.
-Abraham
lol sorry for usless topic but i just got bored.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-08-04 at 23:52:19
*Points and Laughs
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-08-04 at 23:54:26
Try not going.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-08-05 at 00:23:59
Try taking a real dancing class.
Real dancing as in the one where there are different dances with steps and such. A number of years ago, we had one at our middle school. It seriously pwned.
Real dancing as in the one where there are different dances with steps and such. A number of years ago, we had one at our middle school. It seriously pwned.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-08-05 at 00:25:04
Bet his mom made him go.
That's what happened to me with "Hip Hop Dance Class"...
(First day, I was the only guy and only white person, next day I was the only guy, next day, same thing, and when the 2nd grader thought I was "cute", that's when I stopped going.)
(I wore such tight pants...)
("X" to my life)
But really man, everyone hates dancing...makes ya feel like a piece of crap, but it's a useful skill to have...makes chicks happy when you dance with them...or aren't afraid to try....but any chick that wants that from you, you probably don't want.
Whatever. You'll be aiight. Jus' keep drinking, lol j/p.
That's what happened to me with "Hip Hop Dance Class"...
(First day, I was the only guy and only white person, next day I was the only guy, next day, same thing, and when the 2nd grader thought I was "cute", that's when I stopped going.)
(I wore such tight pants...)
("X" to my life)
But really man, everyone hates dancing...makes ya feel like a piece of crap, but it's a useful skill to have...makes chicks happy when you dance with them...or aren't afraid to try....but any chick that wants that from you, you probably don't want.
Whatever. You'll be aiight. Jus' keep drinking, lol j/p.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-08-05 at 01:19:04
Just throwing something out there for you... I hope you're taking like a couples dancing class or something. The ratio of women to men is astounding to say the least. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-08-05 at 01:23:29
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Aug 4 2006, 09:18 PM)
Just throwing something out there for you... I hope you're taking like a couples dancing class or something. The ratio of women to men is astounding to say the least.
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Dude, I just wanna dance.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MindArchon on 2006-08-05 at 01:33:00
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Aug 4 2006, 10:18 PM)
Just throwing something out there for you... I hope you're taking like a couples dancing class or something. The ratio of women to men is astounding to say the least.
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Oh yes.. Been there done that.
Actually, taking a dance class with "actual dances" is kind of fun. Try it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-08-05 at 03:31:52
Not to mention you don't get a screwdriver driven through your brain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-05 at 05:10:02
QUOTE(Anal_Nasarog_2707_female dog @ Aug 5 2006, 12:18 AM)
Just throwing something out there for you... I hope you're taking like a couples dancing class or something. The ratio of women to men is astounding to say the least.
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No joke. Sinister, you should take REAL dance classes. I took swing dancing lessons for 2 years (I got pretty good too) and I met so many girls there. But you can't be all crabby or world weary or drunk all the time, if you think you can manage that. You actually have to TRY to have fun there. Girls are attracted to confidence, afterall.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-08-05 at 15:40:18
Not serious discussion
>> And so begin's the great exodus
>> And so begin's the great exodus
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2006-08-05 at 15:51:01
This was originally in Miscellaneous.
Moved
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-08-05 at 16:00:45
Dancing Class seems like it'd be nice to do actually...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JoJo. on 2006-08-05 at 16:20:17
well girls do like it when you dance because they know it take confidence...i dont kno if i can dance good but ive tryed without help and i ended up in a good situation 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-05 at 17:00:31
*Kow isn't coordinated enough to dance and he has no desire to either.