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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-14 at 14:07:42
Since the other one is messed up and dead I decided to bring it back.

Now kill!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-14 at 16:16:05
BOOM, HEADSHOT'd.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-14 at 16:46:01
Becomes too 1337 for his physical form, and his soul goes to the 1337th demension, leaving his dead body behind.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-14 at 16:53:57
Eaten by a rabid modification.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SunMoon_Emperor on 2006-08-14 at 18:24:51
Betrayed by a vengefull magic talking handpuppet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-14 at 18:52:35
Decides to eat some babies, but when he regurgitates them they come back to life and eat HIM!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-14 at 21:02:11
Eviscerated by a magic penguin wielding a chainsaw.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-08-14 at 21:44:21
Bulbasaur > Syphon. =O
Syphon gets vinewhipped into bulbasaur's mouth.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-15 at 08:53:02
When he went to vist a dark templar tribe they sliced his body up after he stepped on there war plan to defeat kerrigan.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-08-15 at 14:11:44
I accidentally shoot down Mini_Goose_2707 while playing duck hunt. That dog who scares the ducks out of the bushes proceeds to messily devour the corpse.

P.S.: I remember the original one before it reached 100 pages, the one that Doodan and nuclearrabbit posted in a lot... Ah yes, those were good times...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-15 at 19:19:04
Death
6. When fatalexception dies from so many causes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-08-15 at 21:00:01
JordanN dies from falling off a cliff and then breaking all his bodies. First his legs were snapped all the way up to his head, then his torso landed hard on a small rock. His neck then snapped because of the impact.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-15 at 22:42:30
I hired a protoss assasin to snap your jaw off and break every bone in your body and threw you into the center of a refinary and burnt you to bits.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-08-15 at 22:47:08
I hired a mouse to assrape you. You then wanted some more but instead of a mouse you got a huge giant and he just killed you. No more details necessary. smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-16 at 14:14:13
a freak laundry accident details best left unknown
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BlueJeansGuy on 2006-08-19 at 20:06:30
Looked in the mirror, died because he was so horrified.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-08-19 at 20:07:58
Just Died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BlueJeansGuy on 2006-08-19 at 21:13:54
Forgot to equip his Biohazard Suit +10 before entering the same thread as me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-20 at 13:12:52
^Mini_Moose was behind him and punched him so hard in the groin that he coughed up his balls and it got stuck in your throat and died of chokeing on own balls.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-20 at 13:28:24
Realized that the other thread was still alive and commited suicide for being a failure.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-08-20 at 14:20:41
Killer_Kow is eaten by steak fanatics.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-20 at 23:06:49
FatalException is fataly wounded in a shotgun russian rulette mach with a bunch of koreans.

-Le0n
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