Since the other one is messed up and dead I decided to bring it back.
Now kill!
Becomes too 1337 for his physical form, and his soul goes to the 1337th demension, leaving his dead body behind.
Eaten by a rabid modification.
Betrayed by a vengefull magic talking handpuppet.
Decides to eat some babies, but when he regurgitates them they come back to life and eat HIM!!!!
Eviscerated by a magic penguin wielding a chainsaw.
Bulbasaur > Syphon. =O
Syphon gets vinewhipped into bulbasaur's mouth.
When he went to vist a dark templar tribe they sliced his body up after he stepped on there war plan to defeat kerrigan.
I accidentally shoot down Mini_Goose_2707 while playing duck hunt. That dog who scares the ducks out of the bushes proceeds to messily devour the corpse.
P.S.: I remember the original one before it reached 100 pages, the one that Doodan and nuclearrabbit posted in a lot... Ah yes, those were good times...
Death
6. When fatalexception dies from so many causes.
JordanN dies from falling off a cliff and then breaking all his bodies. First his legs were snapped all the way up to his head, then his torso landed hard on a small rock. His neck then snapped because of the impact.
I hired a protoss assasin to snap your jaw off and break every bone in your body and threw you into the center of a refinary and burnt you to bits.
I hired a mouse to assrape you. You then wanted some more but instead of a mouse you got a huge giant and he just killed you. No more details necessary.
a freak laundry accident details best left unknown
Looked in the mirror, died because he was so horrified.
Forgot to equip his Biohazard Suit +10 before entering the same thread as me.
^Mini_Moose was behind him and punched him so hard in the groin that he coughed up his balls and it got stuck in your throat and died of chokeing on own balls.
Realized that the other thread was still alive and commited suicide for being a failure.
Killer_Kow is eaten by steak fanatics.
FatalException is fataly wounded in a shotgun russian rulette mach with a bunch of koreans.
-Le0n