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Staredit Network -> UMS Showcase -> Crazy Tank
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pinecone on 2006-08-17 at 21:33:47
A mindless arena designed for non-sophisticated map players. You must kill the tanks as fast as possible before the time runs out. I swear it doesnt get any more simple then that.

FAQ:
Q: What do I do?
A: Kill the tanks

Q: What is the point of this?
A: To kill the tanks faster then everyone else.

Q: I think this map needs more stuff, can I help?
A: No. Please refrain from thinking this map should be more complex.

Q: Is this a joke?
A: It is with that attitude

Q: You're not TheSilence!
A: I am on Battle.net. Therefore he and I are one.

Q: What does the Magic Crystal Vail do?
A: Makes you ask questions

Q: How can a civilian help me fight tanks when I get 25 kills?
A: It helps by testing your amount of noob. You can use it to guage whether or not you should be asking those kinds of questions.

Q: I think the Magic Crystal Vail does x, am I right?
A: No, please try again.

Q: Pics?
A: Commin your way!

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Q: How much strategy is involved in this map?
A: Very little. In fact, the first 3 kills will probobly have decided who's going to win.

Q: This game is very laggy. Why?
A: It's because you people keep buying crap that takes up space.

Q: Then why did you put crap in the game?
A: It helps kill tanks!

Q: Why wont you answer some of the questions?
A: Because you always question my answers!

Enjoy the map please. I'd hate to have someone download it and be dissapointed.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Laser_Dude on 2006-08-17 at 21:59:30
Why do you think we're always questioning your answers?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pinecone on 2006-08-17 at 22:31:11
You're doing so right now blink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by fritfrat(U) on 2006-08-18 at 12:20:33
Comical game, really. I had half the other guy's score the entire time and at one point was down by 500, but ended up with 3500 kills to 3420 kills, I lost tongue.gif.

Biggest suggestion would be to remove reaver, so units don't get juggled around by scarabs. That and make it so there's more of a late game element to it; early, it's all about micro and getting the last kill, and late, make it so you spend your money properly. Right now this is more of a joke map, but you could actually make it not so much of a joke map by simply changing a few things.

I'm not saying to make it more complex, I'm saying to keep it simple but polish it up and add more strategy to make the second half of the game more than just moving your civilian over and over again to a beacon. Ideas could be to have multiple spawning/terrain spots, further utilize upgrades, add unit limits, etc.

Whether or not you make edits, I still thought it was funny tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Laser_Dude on 2006-08-18 at 23:15:07
QUOTE(Pinecone @ Aug 17 2006, 07:30 PM)
You're doing so right now  blink.gif
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That was the joke!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sopris on 2006-08-22 at 22:45:14
Dude! I played this game and it rocks!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2006-08-22 at 23:26:56
Good to see you back, Pinecone!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Who-the-hell-ru on 2006-08-23 at 03:55:52
Awesome game, worth playing over and over again! biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-08-23 at 06:51:29
A complete waste of time, and very simple. No offense, but I thought this crap. All you do was experience hell lag, buy units to kill a tank that repeatedly spawns (and eventually goes 'irreplaceable'), and buy stuff to kill MORE TANKS. This is repetive, not well done, but original. 4/10
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-08-23 at 11:15:27
WOOT OWNAGE 10/10!!! YEA BOI
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-08-23 at 14:19:02
I like the idea that you thought of. It reminds me of Kenoli's kill stealers except a lot moer expanded. Although it's simple it's fun, gj.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kenoli on 2006-08-25 at 17:29:07
Woohoo, Steal killers!
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