No, what you have to do is get one ton of 24-carat gold cut into precisely 1,400 ingots. Take 200 ingots and put them at each of the Seven Wonders of the World. At precisely midnight on any new moon, stand at the geographical center of Bermuda with a pick (the tool) made of solid aluminum. Slam the pick into the ground once, and a box with a CD containing an unprotector will fall out of the sky and hit you on the head.