Report, edit, etc...Posted by mobomojo on 2004-08-03 at 20:12:34
Jack Handy, of SNL fame!
links here:
http://coolsig.com/4/4/1
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
They probably overlap each other, but I dont bother to check.
Anyways, I just copied and pasted some of the ones that made me laugh out loud
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
I don't pretend to have all the answers, I don't even pretend to know all the questions.. Hey, where am I?
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. 'You don't have to tell me,' I said. 'I'm off the team, aren't I?' 'Well,' said Coach 'you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.' It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can old. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
Alright, theres too many for me to go on. Check it out for yourself!
links here:
http://coolsig.com/4/4/1
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
They probably overlap each other, but I dont bother to check.
Anyways, I just copied and pasted some of the ones that made me laugh out loud
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
I don't pretend to have all the answers, I don't even pretend to know all the questions.. Hey, where am I?
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. 'You don't have to tell me,' I said. 'I'm off the team, aren't I?' 'Well,' said Coach 'you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.' It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can old. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
Alright, theres too many for me to go on. Check it out for yourself!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-08-03 at 20:22:30
Riight... I don't watch SNL.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by greenreaper on 2004-08-03 at 20:25:27
LOL!! 
Funny stuff
Funny stuffReport, edit, etc...Posted by linux_junkie on 2004-08-04 at 04:14:59
Funny, but this is in the wrong forum. This definitely belongs in garbage. People, stop posting in the wrong places! This is starting to piss me off.