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Imagine Yourself,

You call up a Pizza Place (you have the munchies or just are hungry).
You order whatever Pizza that you.. usually Eat
The Pizza Delivery Guy shows up at your Door,
He then says this,
"Oh Sorry, your Pizza was "Misplaced" on the Way Over Here, So Sorry"
You notice on his Shirt a piece of whatever Topping you like
You Naturally Inquire as to why it is there
With a smirk he replies,
"Oh, i don't know, it's just there."
You call him a liar and a thief with a flare in your Eyes
He Replies, " I AM NOT A LIAR! YOU SON OF A , "

With Disgust you slam the door in his face
He Then Pulls out a 9mm Glock and shoots fast at the Door
You look Frantically at your Residence and glance at a Knife and Baseball Bat

What would you do? What do you think in that Instance, Is He a Delivery Boy? Or Someone Elese??
Call the Cops?
Or Settle it your own way?

If the person is well trained, nothing can help me. Well, the cops won't help for sure. Why the bat ? I would use a knife. People mentally have more fear for the knife.

Good Question - Modified Post

That is such an unbelieveably specific situation that it doesn't even deserve a response.

He has a gun, why?
My theory, he is not a pizza delivery man, he is a trained assasin, you are the target.

Grab a phone, dial 911 and throw it out a window in the front as a distraction, run around to the back of the house, grabbing a coat and a lighter on the way, escaping through a back door. Run over to the shed and get some various tool of punishment. Hopefully you keep some sort of nail gun, if not a trusty shovel will do. When you get the item, run to a spot where you can see where you threw the phone, but keep your distance. If he is there, shoot at his knee caps. If he is not, then keep moving he might be inside the house. If this is the case, then go to where his car would be, trying to keep a solid distance so you can visually see the arena, but not far enough away so as to be unable to hit him if in fact you spot him. If you make it to the car, first shoot his tires. (Assuming of course you still have the nail gun.) Check the inside for other items he may keep. (Anything really.) If there are things use them as distractions, or if it is something that could help out use it. Assuming there is nothing in the car, and that the would be assasin went inside and that the vehicle you are now hiding behind is parked near the garage, then simply wait to attack him when he comes out. If, for some reason the car is not parked near the garage, you may now procede to use the lighter, first locate the gas tank underneath his vehicle, and punture it with a nail. Throw the lighter under the car, preferably where the gass is spilling. Shoot at the lighter with the nail gun from several feet away. It may take several tries to accomplish this task, but the end result will either force the assailent outside where he will be an easy target and distracted by his car on fire. Or it will push him into the garage where he might attempt to take one of your vehicles. Either case wait by the outside of the garage, which for this scenario is assumed to be near the front door of the house.

When he becomse a clear target, nail gun him in the extremities. (Never aim for the body, unless you are in very extreme danger.)

Little does the attacker know my garden gnomes are really gargoyles that will knock him unconcious at the first sign of danger to me.

Either that, or he can't shoot around corners, but my big not-pointy stick can hit him before he can aim at me.

Or maybe just throw the lighter ? But if seriously, Jumping out of the window would be the best idea for me. 2nd floor - if I jump carefuly, I won't get seriously hurt. While he opens the door (or shoots out the locks) I will be running away. There - nobody died or got seriously hurt

But if I have to fight, I would use the knoweledge of my flat to my advantage - I would pick a place:

In my parent's sleeping room, there is only one window. I would open it, hoping that he will think that I jumped. I would pick such a place to stand, that the opened door (in the same room) covers me. The knife is just there as the last hope. If he believes that I jumped - good for both of us. If not - well, it's lady luck's choice. I stab him, or he shoots me.

we don't need negative nancy's

I find pointing behind a person helps especially when you have a puzzled look and splurt out in suprise.."is that a three legged unicorn?"

I'd realise I started it?

I would go back in my house and order another pizza.

Good call. Man Moose how do you do that. Like that sentance makes scence and is funny. Its like your brain has a dictionary of funny.

But what I would do is just open the door while I have a mirror in his face. He would then get depressed and shoot himself in the ear. Or I could kick him in the balls that works everytime.

If he has a gun and he isnt trained there is a chance u can last through all of his bullets because most people cant shoot a gun for crap... but if he is trained and has a gun your gone because he wouldnt give you time to get the phone