Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-09-03 at 15:38:08
I'm getting tired of reading "how do I get a girlfriend?" so now, for something completely different:
Though I am interested in women, my immediate focus here is getting a guy. Anybody have any idea how I could go about doing this? I mean, it's a minority of the population, and not a lot of kids are "out" at my age (I'm not publicly myself).
I've figured maybe joining some youth group or something could help me meet some people, but I've had trouble getting contact to these places. If anyone else has any other tips/pointers/come-ons, I'd be delighted.
And yes, I am serious about this. =P
Though I am interested in women, my immediate focus here is getting a guy. Anybody have any idea how I could go about doing this? I mean, it's a minority of the population, and not a lot of kids are "out" at my age (I'm not publicly myself).
I've figured maybe joining some youth group or something could help me meet some people, but I've had trouble getting contact to these places. If anyone else has any other tips/pointers/come-ons, I'd be delighted.
And yes, I am serious about this. =P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-09-03 at 15:42:23
lozl ur gay
I wish I could just post that, but I feel like I need to fill this post with something substantial as well. I wouldn't really know, you could always just casually talk to your friends and slip in a "you ever wonder what another dude's tongue tastes like?" every time and time again.
I wish I could just post that, but I feel like I need to fill this post with something substantial as well. I wouldn't really know, you could always just casually talk to your friends and slip in a "you ever wonder what another dude's tongue tastes like?" every time and time again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-03 at 15:44:57
:sigh: Why do people ask these things on SeN?
Google "how to get a boyfriend" and problem solved.
Google "how to get a boyfriend" and problem solved.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-09-03 at 15:45:43
You've got to remember that even if one of my friends is gay, they've still got the same standards as anyone else. If it wouldn't work with a girl I doubt it'll work with a guy.
Tell that to the straights. =P
QUOTE(xmrxsiegecopx)
:sigh: Why do people ask these things on SeN?
Google "how to get a boyfriend" and problem solved.
Google "how to get a boyfriend" and problem solved.
Tell that to the straights. =P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-03 at 15:51:55
Wimen are not normal people, just like programmers and republicians !
Want to find a boyfriend ? For what ? Sex or a relationship like close friend with a little bit of something else ?...
Well, anyway, guys are normal people thus finding a boyfriend should not be a problem, and in such a diverse country as the US...
Try using the internet.
Want to find a boyfriend ? For what ? Sex or a relationship like close friend with a little bit of something else ?...
Well, anyway, guys are normal people thus finding a boyfriend should not be a problem, and in such a diverse country as the US...
Try using the internet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-09-03 at 15:57:11
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Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.
I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.
My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.
I have no idea how to handle this.
What the **** do I do!!
I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.
My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.
I have no idea how to handle this.
What the **** do I do!!
Well considering that there is a body-building forum, it shouldn't be a problem.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-03 at 16:02:21
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Sep 3 2006, 12:45 PM)
You've got to remember that even if one of my friends is gay, they've still got the same standards as anyone else. If it wouldn't work with a girl I doubt it'll work with a guy.
Tell that to the straights. =P
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QUOTE(xmrxsiegecopx)
:sigh: Why do people ask these things on SeN?
Google "how to get a boyfriend" and problem solved.
Google "how to get a boyfriend" and problem solved.
Tell that to the straights. =P
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Seriously, there is bound to be a relationship forum on the net for you.
Relationship advice should not be seeked out on SeN, since the majority of them in the past topics have the tendancy to be immature in these type of topics.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-09-03 at 16:26:29
show up naked with beer and pizza.
wait...someone already said that...
I find that making the first move is always a start. I guess a lot of guys find it attractive to have the girl initiate the relationship, or for them to go down on the guy. That kind of thing.
wait...someone already said that...
I find that making the first move is always a start. I guess a lot of guys find it attractive to have the girl initiate the relationship, or for them to go down on the guy. That kind of thing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-03 at 18:15:47
Wilhelms a girl?!??!? zomg!
lol
lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-09-03 at 19:07:21
www.askjeeves.kids.com
or www.ajkids.com
Ask how to get a boyfriend
or www.ajkids.com
Ask how to get a boyfriend
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-09-03 at 19:15:07
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I find that making the first move is always a start. I guess a lot of guys find it attractive to have the girl initiate the relationship, or for them to go down on the guy. That kind of thing.
I'm uh... not a girl.
Though I wonder if I could pass as one (with a little make up, maybe).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-09-03 at 19:24:22
QUOTE(Jammed @ Sep 3 2006, 03:51 PM)
Wimen are not normal people, just like programmers and republicians !
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DUDE.
BEST QUOTE.
EVER.
ROFFLEKARTOFFEL!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-03 at 20:29:03
Get a shotgun, then wait out by a river in the Appalacian mountains and wait for a group of unfortunate canoers. I saw that in a movie somewhere...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-04 at 08:02:00
Im sure moose would love to have dinner with you.
-Le0n
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-04 at 11:26:39
QUOTE(Kame @ Sep 3 2006, 03:26 PM)
show up naked with beer and pizza.
wait...someone already said that...
I find that making the first move is always a start. I guess a lot of guys find it attractive to have the girl initiate the relationship, or for them to go down on the guy. That kind of thing.
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wait...someone already said that...
I find that making the first move is always a start. I guess a lot of guys find it attractive to have the girl initiate the relationship, or for them to go down on the guy. That kind of thing.
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Nothing more attractive than a relationship being started by random head.
Wilhelm, just work on your cross-dressing skill. Once you get good enough at it, fake some boobs and long hair. Then snag the man of your dreams.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-09-05 at 19:32:48
lets see... I wanna know what attracts me if i was a girl...
-not fat
-light if not white skin
-not stupid
-good reputation
-no jerky friends
-can spend saturday night with me watching movies
-can kiss me in the middle of the street with people watching
-can cover under my skirt when going up the stairs
-can plan the date and lead me through the day
-can say, "this is a guy thing. Ill pay."
-contact is preferred over glasses
-can remember important dates like the 100th day since weve gone out
-can give me a kiss on my forehead when we seperate
-can suffer because of me
-can ignore my downfalls
Im not a girl, by the way.
And I waz being serious.
-not fat
-light if not white skin
-not stupid
-good reputation
-no jerky friends
-can spend saturday night with me watching movies
-can kiss me in the middle of the street with people watching
-can cover under my skirt when going up the stairs
-can plan the date and lead me through the day
-can say, "this is a guy thing. Ill pay."
-contact is preferred over glasses
-can remember important dates like the 100th day since weve gone out
-can give me a kiss on my forehead when we seperate
-can suffer because of me
-can ignore my downfalls
Im not a girl, by the way.
And I waz being serious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-09-06 at 12:27:42
He is trying to date a guy. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-06 at 13:06:46
QUOTE(DeadlyInnocence @ Sep 6 2006, 02:32 AM)
lets see... I wanna know what attracts me if i was a girl...
-not fat
-light if not white skin
-not stupid
-good reputation
-no jerky friends
-can spend saturday night with me watching movies
-can kiss me in the middle of the street with people watching
-can cover under my skirt when going up the stairs
-can plan the date and lead me through the day
-can say, "this is a guy thing. Ill pay."
-contact is preferred over glasses
-can remember important dates like the 100th day since weve gone out
-can give me a kiss on my forehead when we seperate
-can suffer because of me
-can ignore my downfalls
Im not a girl, by the way.
And I waz being serious.
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-not fat
-light if not white skin
-not stupid
-good reputation
-no jerky friends
-can spend saturday night with me watching movies
-can kiss me in the middle of the street with people watching
-can cover under my skirt when going up the stairs
-can plan the date and lead me through the day
-can say, "this is a guy thing. Ill pay."
-contact is preferred over glasses
-can remember important dates like the 100th day since weve gone out
-can give me a kiss on my forehead when we seperate
-can suffer because of me
-can ignore my downfalls
Im not a girl, by the way.
And I waz being serious.
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Maybe you should imagine that you're gay/bisexual and then make another post about what kind of guys would attact you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-09-06 at 13:49:18
I Always knew you we're gay.
the solution is simple, Simply show them gay porn. they will know what to do.
the solution is simple, Simply show them gay porn. they will know what to do.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-09-06 at 13:53:19
QUOTE(Lyon(MC) @ Sep 6 2006, 08:48 PM)
I Always knew you we're gay.
the solution is simple, Simply show them gay porn. they will know what to do.
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the solution is simple, Simply show them gay porn. they will know what to do.
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Is that the thing you do?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-09-06 at 19:13:45
QUOTE(Syphon)
Wilhelm, just work on your cross-dressing skill. Once you get good enough at it, fake some boobs and long hair. Then snag the man of your dreams.
I'm certainly skinny enough to fake the figure, it's just that I don't have any gender identity stuff, so I have no real motivation to "switch". Though it would certainly make for an interesting "first night together".
Anybody got any real advice or no?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-06 at 22:45:23
Well... It's just that I know what works on ME. But I'm quite sure it only works when girls do it. For instance, if a girl bats her eyelashes at me or raises her skirt to flash her butt, then I'd be saying "HELL YEA", but a guy doing that would have the total opposite effect. I, like most others here, are incapable of fathoming what it takes for one guy to attract another.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-09-06 at 23:39:02
Your about 15 or 16 correct? Well, I think you need to find somebody thats like you... Look around where you live and your school, look for details that distinguish they're sexuality, maybe you can find somebody.
(I really doubt that helped 1 percent)
(I really doubt that helped 1 percent)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kupo on 2006-09-06 at 23:42:51
your 15 or 16, and your turning gay. dude get some pussy or something first.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-06 at 23:58:48
You guys obviously don't know much about Wilhelm.