Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pyro-Fire on 2006-09-17 at 00:23:30
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This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm
The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b1tchchecker> why do you kick me
<b1tchchecker> can't you discus normally
<b1tchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * female dogchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<b1tchchecker> what ping man
<b1tchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<b1tchchecker> i even have dst
<b1tchchecker> you banned me
<b1tchchecker> amit it you son of a female dog
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> crap you're stupid, DST^^
<b1tchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<b1tchchecker> for two weaks already
<b1tchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<b1tchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are
<female dogchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<b1tchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<b1tchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<b1tchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<b1tchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<b1tchchecker> to you man
<b1tchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b1tchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> female dogchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<b1tchchecker> you're so stupid man
<b1tchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<b1tchchecker> buy buy elch
* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b1tchchecker> elch you son of a female dog
<Metanot> female dogchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up female dogchecker?
<b1tchchecker> you have a frie wal
<b1tchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<b1tchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<b1tchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<b1tchchecker> be a man turn that crap off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<b1tchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes female dogchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he female dogchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<b1tchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<b1tchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> female dog give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<b1tchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he female dogchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<b1tchchecker> you're afraid
<b1tchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<b1tchchecker> elch turn off your crap wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<b1tchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<b1tchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<b1tchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
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<Elch> female dogchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> female doghacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words
<b1tchchecker> wort man
<Elch> female dogchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<b1tchchecker> man do you want a virus
<b1tchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<b1tchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<b1tchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
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<b1tchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a female dog
<Elch> that's bad
<b1tchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<b1tchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b1tchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
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<b1tchchecker> tupac rules
<b1tchchecker> elch you son of a female dog your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
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<b1tchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>>
<b1tchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on female dog
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! female dogchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
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<b1tchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<fb1tchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "b1tchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
How dumb do u get ????
The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b1tchchecker> why do you kick me
<b1tchchecker> can't you discus normally
<b1tchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * female dogchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<b1tchchecker> what ping man
<b1tchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<b1tchchecker> i even have dst
<b1tchchecker> you banned me
<b1tchchecker> amit it you son of a female dog
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> crap you're stupid, DST^^
<b1tchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<b1tchchecker> for two weaks already
<b1tchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<b1tchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are
<female dogchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<b1tchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<b1tchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<b1tchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<b1tchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<b1tchchecker> to you man
<b1tchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b1tchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> female dogchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<b1tchchecker> you're so stupid man
<b1tchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<b1tchchecker> buy buy elch
* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<b1tchchecker> elch you son of a female dog
<Metanot> female dogchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up female dogchecker?
<b1tchchecker> you have a frie wal
<b1tchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<b1tchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<b1tchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<b1tchchecker> be a man turn that crap off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<b1tchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes female dogchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he female dogchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<b1tchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<b1tchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> female dog give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<b1tchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he female dogchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<b1tchchecker> you're afraid
<b1tchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<b1tchchecker> elch turn off your crap wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<b1tchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<b1tchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<b1tchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
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<Elch> female dogchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> female doghacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words
<b1tchchecker> wort man
<Elch> female dogchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<b1tchchecker> man do you want a virus
<b1tchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<b1tchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<b1tchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
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<b1tchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a female dog
<Elch> that's bad
<b1tchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<b1tchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b1tchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
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<b1tchchecker> tupac rules
<b1tchchecker> elch you son of a female dog your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
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<b1tchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>>
<b1tchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on female dog
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! female dogchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
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<b1tchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<fb1tchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
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* b1tchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "b1tchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
How dumb do u get ????
lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-17 at 00:40:15
Wow... hackers get dumber every day. 
BTW, hacker's name = censor evasion, just so you know.
BTW, hacker's name = censor evasion, just so you know.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-17 at 00:45:14
"LOLOL NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR IP ON THE INTERNET"
It's so incredibly hard to get.
It's so incredibly hard to get.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-09-17 at 03:57:57
So was that you or somebody else "being hacked"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-09-17 at 04:33:31
Notice how everytime he hacked them he exited...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by marxel on 2006-09-17 at 08:40:03
127.0.0.1 or 129.0.0.1 is a commonly used i on local networks... and he attacked himself haha lololol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pyro-Fire on 2006-09-17 at 09:28:21
QUOTE(DE_Trav @ Sep 17 2006, 02:57 AM)
So was that you or somebody else "being hacked"
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i just found this on another website.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-17 at 09:39:18
Ah I just read the whole thing but that was fun. The fact the guy had a firewall on was really funny. But the first rule of if you have a virus or internet wurm is to turn off your modem or router.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-09-17 at 09:46:19
QUOTE(marxel @ Sep 17 2006, 08:39 AM)
127.0.0.1 or 129.0.0.1 is a commonly used i on local networks... and he attacked himself haha lololol
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Correct,
"127.0.0.1 is the standard IP address used for a loopback network connection.
This means that if you try to connect to 127.0.0.1, you are immediately looped back to your own machine."
http://www.tech-faq.com/127.0.0.1.shtml
It seems like the guy he threatened to hack didn't know much of what he was doing.. he was afraid of being hacked.. and having his "hard drive deleted"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-17 at 10:27:59
Hilarious!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-17 at 10:51:36
QUOTE(WoAHorde2 @ Sep 17 2006, 10:27 AM)
Hilarious!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-17 at 11:26:37
QUOTE(Deathawk @ Sep 17 2006, 08:45 AM)
http://www.tech-faq.com/127.0.0.1.shtml
It seems like the guy he threatened to hack didn't know much of what he was doing.. he was afraid of being hacked.. and having his "hard drive deleted"
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It seems like the guy he threatened to hack didn't know much of what he was doing.. he was afraid of being hacked.. and having his "hard drive deleted"
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No, he did that on purpose so he'd balete his own machine.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 12:10:19
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-09-17 at 12:31:48
QUOTE(Syphon(MM) @ Sep 17 2006, 11:26 AM)
No, he did that on purpose so he'd balete his own machine.
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...I don't think you understand what I'm saying..
The person was like
"In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?"
He was actually afraid of being hacked...
And why do you say balete, not only does it not really fit in with what we're talking about.. it sounds dumb...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-09-17 at 12:33:34
You wouldn't notice sarcasm if it smacked you in the face.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-09-17 at 12:39:15
Eh, maybe you're right, but it doesn't really sound like sarcasm. Although, reading the other lines, it doesn't really seem like he's worried, that line actually made me think he was a bit afraid of getting his "hard drive deleted"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-09-17 at 12:46:02
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Sep 17 2006, 04:33 PM)
You wouldn't notice sarcasm if it smacked you in the face.
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you called?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2006-09-17 at 16:17:50
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2006-09-17 at 16:23:59
Oh yeah, I saw this a couple of years ago. That's got to be the ultimate way to deal with a script kiddie. rofl.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-17 at 20:16:06
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Sep 17 2006, 11:33 AM)
You wouldn't notice sarcasm if it smacked you in the face.
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QUOTE(Pie_Sniper @ Sep 17 2006, 03:17 PM)
Aren't you the one who always says "scarcasm"?
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I would hate whereing that, no one would get it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sephiroth-Cetra on 2006-09-17 at 20:35:45
That is the ultimate "O RLY?" moment.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-09-18 at 16:34:54
Wow. What an idiot. I thought people smart enough to hack don't behave this way, and if he did hack he would have known about 127.0.0.1. I never knew that, that would be interesting 
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.Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-18 at 17:38:16
QUOTE(CaptainWill @ Sep 17 2006, 02:23 PM)
script kiddie
Perfect thing to call them. And I doubt they know anything at all if they use a program (except how to use that program.)Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-18 at 17:54:16
Why would you tell them what you are doing? Shouldn't it be obvious? If you were really being hacked you should be able to know. But what do I know, I use macs 
QUOTE(Rumors (not accurate))
Windows:
Hard to hack into.
Easy to get around.
Macs:
Little easier to hack into.
Hard to get around once in.
Hard to hack into.
Easy to get around.
Macs:
Little easier to hack into.
Hard to get around once in.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-18 at 18:07:11
Yes, but who would want to hack a mac 