Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-19 at 12:20:32
QUOTE(http://www.fwips.com/fwips/2006/04/color_blind_man.html)
SKOKIE, Ill. – Local color blind entertainer Barry Gruden thoroughly ruined his one chance to join the Blue Man Group after accidentally painting himself green for the audition. Gruden, an avid fan and self-proclaimed "Blue Man Fanatic", was extremely excited to discover the performance group was holding Chicago auditions.
After meticulously planning his piece, Gruden rushed out the door to make the 25 mile trip to the audition site. “Barry’s a little forgetful about his color blindness. He didn’t check with me before he left,” said wife Martha.
“I wanted to impress them so much they’d offer me a contract, but I really ****ed up,” said a flustered Gruden after the audition. “They were all behind a table painted in blue as usual. But halfway through my routine they broke with their characteristic unblinking stare and started cracking up uncontrollably.”
“It was ****ing hilarious. The idiot was in full green makeup. He looked like Kermit the Frog’s lovechild,” said one of the Blue Men. “We’re professionals, sure. But showing up to an audition like that is priceless. What a dimwit.” Gruden had a similar problem last Halloween, when he dressed his 5 year old son Troy as a Lavender Smurf, leading to an entire night of wedgies and mockery from the neighborhood children.
That is sooo priceless..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-19 at 12:40:32
Heheh, what a fool. Too bad he didn't get anyone to help him. Although, I'm sure a Blue Man Group obsession would leave you pretty friendless.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-19 at 12:41:42
he had a wife to help him but he didn't ask for it.
meh..
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After meticulously planning his piece, Gruden rushed out the door to make the 25 mile trip to the audition site. “Barry’s a little forgetful about his color blindness. He didn’t check with me before he left,” said wife Martha.
meh..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IanMM on 2006-09-19 at 12:51:40
That's realy funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-19 at 12:54:41
I don't think it is real tho, cuz its from fwips. And there are alot of unreal articles there. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IanMM on 2006-09-19 at 12:57:36
Well if it is that man blew it XD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-19 at 15:52:48
Well there is another green man behind him.. so it does look alot fake.. unless 2 freaked up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-19 at 16:36:32
Someone probably saw that picture and made up a story..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-19 at 16:37:06
LOL GREEN MAN GROUP!! 
What a dumby
What a dumby
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-19 at 18:07:46
LOL? Whats next? Pink Men Group??
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zell.Dincht on 2006-09-19 at 18:22:26
Lol thats funny but then sad. But why would there be 2 people in green? AND why didnt they guy in the back say anything? Unless the guy in the back was also confused or color blind. Dont they have wat color it is in the bucket or did he use a bucket?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-19 at 18:26:42
QUOTE(O)Matt_Burch @ Sep 19 2006, 06:07 PM)
LOL? Whats next? Pink Men Group??
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-19 at 21:20:35
QUOTE(Zell.Dincht Posted Today @ 04:22 PM)
Lol thats funny but then sad. But why would there be 2 people in green? AND why didnt they guy in the back say anything? Unless the guy in the back was also confused or color blind. Dont they have wat color it is in the bucket or did he use a bucket?
http://www.fwips.com/
has pictures and makes storys up.. there is one about george bush talking about the rich monopoly man
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zell.Dincht on 2006-09-19 at 23:43:11
Yeah I think its a fake, the blue man group would never of said that. Lol, Protestors Protest Protesting Protesters.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)Matt_Burch on 2006-09-20 at 17:31:55
I would've said that . he was a freaking idiot.. you don't have to be full vision to read "GREEN PAINT!"
. he was a freaking idiot.. you don't have to be full vision to read "GREEN PAINT!"