Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-24 at 16:25:30
The Sen Soap Opera
(Title styled by Farty, thanks Farty.)
It was a cold day on SEN. The modders huddled around their burning zergling heads for warmth. The map makers simply triggered heat within their own forums where they stayed. Meanwhile the modders where hard at work preparing a wraith with parasitic zergling missles.
One modder however was not.
Voy sat in his hospital bed, stroking his enlarged tummy. The creature inside was certainly Zergish in origon, but he couldnt tell anyone that now could he?
Farty entered the room.
Farty: Voy! Hey baby whats up? And hows my other baby there?
At this he patted Voys stomach. Voys eyes flicked across the room, he knew the baby wasnt Farty's.
Voy: Oh were doing just fine.
Voy gave a forced smile.
Demaris strode in, followed by two large men in suits.
Dema: The SEN father wants you to know, that he supports this baby, but dont tell nobody.
Dema and his men exited the room. Voy thought.
Voy's Head: Woa! The SEN Father? The great Doodan himself? Why is everyone so concerned about this baby? Do they know its father is actually ----
No. Voy wouldnt even think of him. Whatever came of this baby, Voy didnt much want it anymore....
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(Title styled by Farty, thanks Farty.)
It was a cold day on SEN. The modders huddled around their burning zergling heads for warmth. The map makers simply triggered heat within their own forums where they stayed. Meanwhile the modders where hard at work preparing a wraith with parasitic zergling missles.
One modder however was not.
Voy sat in his hospital bed, stroking his enlarged tummy. The creature inside was certainly Zergish in origon, but he couldnt tell anyone that now could he?
Farty entered the room.
Farty: Voy! Hey baby whats up? And hows my other baby there?
At this he patted Voys stomach. Voys eyes flicked across the room, he knew the baby wasnt Farty's.
Voy: Oh were doing just fine.
Voy gave a forced smile.
Demaris strode in, followed by two large men in suits.
Dema: The SEN father wants you to know, that he supports this baby, but dont tell nobody.
Dema and his men exited the room. Voy thought.
Voy's Head: Woa! The SEN Father? The great Doodan himself? Why is everyone so concerned about this baby? Do they know its father is actually ----
No. Voy wouldnt even think of him. Whatever came of this baby, Voy didnt much want it anymore....
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-24 at 16:37:11
Um... interesting... 
Keep up the good work.
Keep up the good work.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2006-09-24 at 16:41:25
Words cannot describe how disturbing that was.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-09-24 at 16:47:06
Pie_Sniper walks in while Voy is sleeping a pokes a straw in his tummy. He then sucks out the baby's soul.
Pie_sniper: Yum!
Pie_sniper leaves.
Pie_sniper: Yum!
Pie_sniper leaves.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-24 at 16:56:47
Are you continuing the story? Or are we?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-24 at 16:59:10
QUOTE(WoAHorde2 @ Sep 24 2006, 03:56 PM)
Are you continuing the story? Or are we?
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Ill be writing it as i get ideas. Guess who the father will be MWAHAHAHA!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-09-24 at 17:09:05
It doesn't matter, pie has the soul. The baby will die of soul-lessness.
Wait, since when has Voy been a girl?
Wait, since when has Voy been a girl?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-24 at 17:17:57
QUOTE(dumbducky @ Sep 24 2006, 04:08 PM)
It doesn't matter, pie has the soul. The baby will die of soul-lessness.
Wait, since when has Voy been a girl?
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Wait, since when has Voy been a girl?
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Since someone stuck their intercepter in his carrier bay.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-24 at 17:19:40
QUOTE(dumbducky @ Sep 24 2006, 05:08 PM)
Wait, since when has Voy been a girl?
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Good question...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-24 at 17:19:51
Here's an idea.Have DTBK fly in in his Infested BC. Then have him yamato the father 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-24 at 17:39:34
Wow. All i cant say is, wow. O_O
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2006-09-24 at 19:34:30
All you can't say is wow, but yet you said it anyway.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-25 at 01:19:22
So I'm the daddy? Damn, do I have to pay Voy child support now?
...One night of drunken carelessness can change the rest of your life...
...One night of drunken carelessness can change the rest of your life...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-25 at 06:09:37
QUOTE(Doodan @ Sep 25 2006, 12:18 AM)
So I'm the daddy? Damn, do I have to pay Voy child support now?
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Silly Dood your the mob boss, the baby isnt yours. Those who payed attention to the shoutbox the past few days know who it is though.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-25 at 07:10:34
Hmmm... If you make it really soap opera-ish, it will become popular
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-25 at 07:25:19
Better yet, make this into a Movie Map Making Campaign and you will probably be crowned the "Soapiest Opera Mapper" on SeN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-25 at 07:36:52
Its not oper-ish enough. THERES NO ANGRY MOOSE SMASHING. MORE OSMAP.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-25 at 15:03:58
QUOTE(DoomStrike @ Sep 25 2006, 06:36 AM)
Its not oper-ish enough. THERES NO ANGRY MOOSE SMASHING. MORE OSMAP.
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In time my dear Striker of Doom.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-25 at 15:37:49
So when's the next chapter?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-25 at 15:40:26
Conspiracy theory time!
I think the father is really LW, but then when Voy found out that LW made Osmap, he felt betrayed, and ran away to Farty, who thinks that he is the father.
I think the father is really LW, but then when Voy found out that LW made Osmap, he felt betrayed, and ran away to Farty, who thinks that he is the father.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-25 at 16:34:26
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Sep 25 2006, 02:40 PM)
Conspiracy theory time!
I think the father is really LW, but then when Voy found out that LW made Osmap, he felt betrayed, and ran away to Farty, who thinks that he is the father.
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I think the father is really LW, but then when Voy found out that LW made Osmap, he felt betrayed, and ran away to Farty, who thinks that he is the father.
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Ok ill say it, ENTERPRISE IS THE FATHER! HE STUCK HIS TORPEDO LAUNCHER INTO VOYS SHUTTLE BAY AND WENT CRAZY!!!! OMG!!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-25 at 16:34:46
QUOTE(S.T.A.R.S-Le0n @ Sep 25 2006, 03:03 PM)
In time my dear Striker of Doom.
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lol... nice
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Sep 25 2006, 03:40 PM)
Conspiracy theory time!
I think the father is really LW, but then when Voy found out that LW made Osmap, he felt betrayed, and ran away to Farty, who thinks that he is the father.
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I think the father is really LW, but then when Voy found out that LW made Osmap, he felt betrayed, and ran away to Farty, who thinks that he is the father.
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rofl @ KK
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-25 at 17:51:30
QUOTE(S.T.A.R.S-Le0n @ Sep 25 2006, 05:34 PM)
Ok ill say it, ENTERPRISE IS THE FATHER! HE STUCK HIS TORPEDO LAUNCHER INTO VOYS SHUTTLE BAY AND WENT CRAZY!!!! OMG!!
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I'm not enterprise anymore, I don't have a torpedo launcher. I only have strange cow-like genetailia.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-25 at 18:02:00
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Sep 25 2006, 04:51 PM)
I'm not enterprise anymore, I don't have a torpedo launcher. I only have strange cow-like genetailia.
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It happened before you switched back.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2006-09-25 at 18:40:24
He told us it was in the shoutbox. I looked it up myself. http://www.staredit.net/index.php?act=Shoutbox&shout=31205 http://www.staredit.net/index.php?act=Shoutbox&shout=31210
I looked it up myself. http://www.staredit.net/index.php?act=Shoutbox&shout=31205 http://www.staredit.net/index.php?act=Shoutbox&shout=31210