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Welcome to "Funny SC Stories". This is the thread in which you will find/post amusing stories and/or replays of games of StarCraft!

To get us started, I'll tell a story of something that happened yesterday.

Me and my friend were playing melee, and my friend is a total noob. So I used parasite on one of his drones (he didn't noticed) and built a nydus canal right beside where he was building his own nydus canal. He still didn't notice! I swarmed through massive swarms of hydralisks, and destroyed most of his buildings until he managed to get his lurkers in the action, so I just microed them out and moved in for the kill.

It was funny.

Once upon a time, i actually played SC Seriously.

then i left

Then three months later i came back

then i left again

Then a year later i came back

then i left four months after that

then i came back

then i left and bought Wc3

then three months later i came back

and now, well. You know the rest.

1) One time, I was playing with three friends. I was still quite a noob, so I was on a team with one of my friends (let's call him Joe) who was also just starting out. One of my other friends (whom we'll call Fred) decided to nuke Joe about 15 minutes into the game. So I decided to come to his rescue and swarmed Fred with my huge army of Dragoons and Carriers. But I left him alone after I destroyed his main, since I figured he wouldn't be a threat. Then he came back and managed to stall us all...but at that point we needed to leave.

2) I managed that sort of Nydus thing on LT, except that I built a Hatchery on his plateau (my opponent was Toss) and he never noticed until my Lurkers were blowing up his buildings...

3) Another amusing anecdote was the time I was playing yet another of my friends. We were on Frozen Sea, and in case you don't know Frozen Sea, each player starts out on a small area of raised ground with one ramp and quite a bit of room behind their base. I managed to slip an SCV up the ramp and behind his minerals, where I built a Barracks out of his sight. Then I built a Bunker, which he didn't notice until I had loaded four Marines into it. He quickly couldn't mine and gave up after sending Zerglings and Mutas at the Bunker.

I once nuked my friend who hadn't yet gotten an assimilator

That sounds like something I would do. I mean have done against me.

1.) I make fun of my friends online. It's really fun.

Peon rush. In 1v1 pro only melees.

A long time ago I played a game that went pretty late. He was attacking my base with a large force of Carriers and I said "gg". Then he said "gg". Then I used Mind Control on all of his Carriers and said, "No, I meant for you". He left. I LOLed.

That's the only one that actually made me laugh. It's a good thing no one else is in this room.

Anyways, I played some 3v3 melee with Syphon one day, and every I would tell me team not to attack Syphon while he BS'd his allies. It's always funny to see how confused your enemies get when they are PWND by a teammate.

Well, about two years ago (possibly more), I forget... but basically a month or two after I had gotten SC, a bunch of my friends and I were playing.

Now, we were all noobs, except for one person who had actually been playing for a while and had some melee skill. So it ended up being a 4v1. We mounted a large assault on his base and were pretty excited because it was the first time we had been able to penetrate his defenses... and then suddenly I thought: "Didn't I have a nuke about to go off?"

My nuke came down and vaporized all our units, and we proceeded to lose in a rather pathetic matter. It's been a running joke with us ever since.

A comp SCV rushed us on a team melee map once. Comps suck at rushing.

Map: Diplomacy 7.7 Gold
Date: Somewhere around July-August of 2005.
What happened:
I was playing as france, because my normal contry of syria was taken. By chance, no one took switz, italy, germany, or belgium. So taking italy and germany i raised an army of tanks in the back of spain and loaded them in in itallian transports. A guy who took crimea, cech, and russia, comes and wipes me down all the way down to the spanish/french border.
"lol gg nub"
"Good game indeend 'tank you'"
"lol learn how 2 spell"
"No i really mean it, TANK you."
I landed about 40-50 shuttles of tanks in his home contrys right behind his factorys and such. It was stunning. Best part was i was map hacking the whole time and had screen shots, unfortunately a reformat robbed me of them.

-Ex

What's a peon rush is it where you send all your units including workers or something?

Yep.

A few months ago, I was playing with a group of SENers and we decided it would be a 2v2v2v2 match, with team melee. I was teamed up with Holysin. We got our asses kicked pretty early on, but we got enough stuff out of there to rebuild and we harassed the remaining teams until they got annoyed enough to finish us off. It was pretty funny.

IP keeps crashing as soon as the game starts.

Heh In south Korea they call Peon Rush Picnic rushes.

Alright my funny story er here's one/

My friend (who is a really really really X300 great starcraft player) was playing Godzlilla vs. USA. As you know Godzlilla needs to hunt down every player, but my friend was too fast for him, evertime he destroyed a base he built two more lol, and the person was asking why he doesnt die.

It was really funny when I saw it.

HE CONFESSED, BEAT HIS ASS!

Now now lets not dwell on past deeds. Thanks to the patch my hacking days are over. But as for you Horror....

-Ex

Right. Even Tazzy knows you are teh h4x, and since he's God, you'll be hacking again since Tazzy knows. Rawr!

How is this funny?