Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-09-30 at 20:14:06
I had an idea for this really weird forum game a couple days ago when I was feeling sadistic. You take a nursery rhyme/lullaby and change it so it has more of an obviously adult meaning to it. Here's an example:
Rock-a-by baby,
on the treetop,
when the wind blows
the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall,
then it goes 'squish!'
And there's no baby at all.
Now go! Be evil!
Rock-a-by baby,
on the treetop,
when the wind blows
the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall,
then it goes 'squish!'
And there's no baby at all.
Now go! Be evil!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-09-30 at 20:19:35
It's bough, not bell.
And that rhyme already had a sadistic view to it.
And that rhyme already had a sadistic view to it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-09-30 at 20:34:42
QUOTE(Kow @ Sep 30 2006, 05:19 PM)
It's bough, not bell.
And that rhyme already had a sadistic view to it.
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then make them more obvious/change the sadistic meaning. Like with jack and Jill, you could change the cause of Jack busting his head open (ex. Jack raped Jill so she pushed him down the hill).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-09-30 at 21:33:22
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a quarter.
Jack came down and Jill had 50 cents.
Jack came down and Jill had 50 cents.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-30 at 21:41:15
I'm a vicious teapot, deadly and sharp
Here is the handle, It's used to kill carp.
When I get all steamed up then I explode.
All the cars around me then corrode.
Here is the handle, It's used to kill carp.
When I get all steamed up then I explode.
All the cars around me then corrode.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-30 at 21:51:38
Moms diddle diddle,
My groin and it's fiddle,
Your mom fell off the futon,
Little children laughed to see such blood,
And the fiddle ran away in the wound.
My groin and it's fiddle,
Your mom fell off the futon,
Little children laughed to see such blood,
And the fiddle ran away in the wound.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-09-30 at 21:53:41
Hickory dickory dock
the hoe was all over my cock
The clock struck 1
my money was done
and now I have no fun
the hoe was all over my cock
The clock struck 1
my money was done
and now I have no fun
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-30 at 21:57:51
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Rope a nigger* by the throat,
If he hollers string him up,
Evil, evil, evil......... Eve?
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Rope a nigger* by the throat,
If he hollers string him up,
Evil, evil, evil......... Eve?
[sub][sub]*Censor evasion for proper literation.[/sub][/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-09-30 at 22:05:30
QUOTE(Syphon(MM) @ Sep 30 2006, 08:57 PM)
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Rope a nigger* by the throat,
If he hollers string him up,
Evil, evil, evil......... Eve?
[sub][sub]*Censor evasion for proper literation.[/sub][/sub]
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Rope a nigger* by the throat,
If he hollers string him up,
Evil, evil, evil......... Eve?
[sub][sub]*Censor evasion for proper literation.[/sub][/sub]
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LOL
ADDITION:
Jack, got nimble
Jack, got quick
Jack, got horny
and rubbed his dick
Jack humped high
Jack humped low
Jack ran into the sofa
and stubbed his toe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-30 at 22:33:17
Voyager. Nuff said.
-Ex
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-30 at 22:46:54
QUOTE
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie:
He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”
Eating a Christmas pie:
He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”
*Inserts nursery rhyme into "The Simpsons" translation machine.
Fat old Homer sat in the corner,
Knawing on a pair of monopoly die:
He lost all his fun, and pulled out a gun,
And said, “Mmm... gun powder! How hungry am I!”
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-10-01 at 00:05:48
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And little Miss Muffet it ate.
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And little Miss Muffet it ate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-10-01 at 02:21:41
High ho,
high ho,
I'm on Snow White
and stoned!
high ho,
I'm on Snow White
and stoned!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-01 at 07:52:49
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-02 at 15:54:32
Mary had a little knife
All covered in your blood
And everywhere that Mary went
the knife was sure to go
She brought the knife to school one day
and cut up lots of fools
She stabbed a teacher in the leg
and knocked her off the school.
Kill the teacher! Kill the teacher!
all the children cried.
And each of them picked up a knife
and stabbed her 'till she died.
Based off more then the standard Mary episode, but I like it.
All covered in your blood
And everywhere that Mary went
the knife was sure to go
She brought the knife to school one day
and cut up lots of fools
She stabbed a teacher in the leg
and knocked her off the school.
Kill the teacher! Kill the teacher!
all the children cried.
And each of them picked up a knife
and stabbed her 'till she died.
Based off more then the standard Mary episode, but I like it.