Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-08 at 00:55:31
Okay, I find this story amusing now, so I might spread the glory of it.
Band Camp was hot as Hell, with temperatures up to 970 F. 4 girls fainted from heat exhaustion... wussies! The rest of us learned 36 pages of drill and I know I was glad that the week was over. Of course, from the end of band camp at 9 PM last night, I went home and got on the computer till 2 AM. I went to bed only to learn (in the morning... doh!) that I was to get up at 6 AM. My mom kept knocking on my door for an hour (bless the locksmith) before I managed to pull the willpower together to get up.
I did so and what followed was a 6 hour car ride from Carlisle, Pennsylvania to Wildwood, New Jersey. Hmmm... the trip could have been much longer in fact. I swear, the last five highways, interstates, etc. before Atlantic City (a checkpoint) were backed up. The one we had planned to take was backed up 18 miles. The one we had been currently on was backed up for about 1 mile and it took us a good 45 minutes to get through that. Oh yeah, the 18 mile backup was still there when we left at 7:30. Let's see... 45 minutes x 18 miles = a suckass backup. Therefore we took the 2 hour detour into Atlantic City, where my mom proceeded by promptly losing us amidst the many casinos. We eventually snaked our way south into the "other" coastal cities, if you can call it that. The New Jersey coast is essentially one huge city at least a mile deep everywhere. People love New Jersey, which is funny because the beaches are kind of rocky and there is a lot of trash. Well 50 miles south we reached our destination of Wildwood. We spent 5.5 hours at the amusement parks (less than the time it took to drive THERE) and the beaches, but since it was the day after band camp, I was dead tired. We left at 7:30, which pissed my mom off to no end. We stopped at a small book store so I could pick up something to read on the long way home. I handed the guy $20 for a $5 book and he handed me back $25. Oh well, I smiled and took the 'change' (I'm an evil evil person
).
5 hours later we once again reached the outskirts of Carlisle. This is where the really embarassing stuff happened. First off, I must thank whatever force guided my mom's eyes to the road this night. Off to the right they were showing a porno at a drive-in. I got to watch 10 seconds of free porn flash by : ) Oh yeah, the parking lot was full. Next, I noticed at least a dozen girls 'standing' at street corners. Hmmm, what could they be doing on a street corner past midnight? Lastly, I must tell you of my neighbor. She must be a whore. There is no other way to describe her. Every night a guy comes to her house and spends the night. I often see him come and leave. Every night a different guy comes to her house. Sometimes, several men come to her house at night (at different times of course). She must be pretty high up in the whore command for men to come to her house instead of the other way around. Maybe she also deals drugs, but she is hot and I can see the obvious use of her *cough cough* Oh yeah, post your marching band band camp stories here. Actually, just post neat stories here. Does anyone find anything funny in this 100% true story?
Band Camp was hot as Hell, with temperatures up to 970 F. 4 girls fainted from heat exhaustion... wussies! The rest of us learned 36 pages of drill and I know I was glad that the week was over. Of course, from the end of band camp at 9 PM last night, I went home and got on the computer till 2 AM. I went to bed only to learn (in the morning... doh!) that I was to get up at 6 AM. My mom kept knocking on my door for an hour (bless the locksmith) before I managed to pull the willpower together to get up.
I did so and what followed was a 6 hour car ride from Carlisle, Pennsylvania to Wildwood, New Jersey. Hmmm... the trip could have been much longer in fact. I swear, the last five highways, interstates, etc. before Atlantic City (a checkpoint) were backed up. The one we had planned to take was backed up 18 miles. The one we had been currently on was backed up for about 1 mile and it took us a good 45 minutes to get through that. Oh yeah, the 18 mile backup was still there when we left at 7:30. Let's see... 45 minutes x 18 miles = a suckass backup. Therefore we took the 2 hour detour into Atlantic City, where my mom proceeded by promptly losing us amidst the many casinos. We eventually snaked our way south into the "other" coastal cities, if you can call it that. The New Jersey coast is essentially one huge city at least a mile deep everywhere. People love New Jersey, which is funny because the beaches are kind of rocky and there is a lot of trash. Well 50 miles south we reached our destination of Wildwood. We spent 5.5 hours at the amusement parks (less than the time it took to drive THERE) and the beaches, but since it was the day after band camp, I was dead tired. We left at 7:30, which pissed my mom off to no end. We stopped at a small book store so I could pick up something to read on the long way home. I handed the guy $20 for a $5 book and he handed me back $25. Oh well, I smiled and took the 'change' (I'm an evil evil person
). 5 hours later we once again reached the outskirts of Carlisle. This is where the really embarassing stuff happened. First off, I must thank whatever force guided my mom's eyes to the road this night. Off to the right they were showing a porno at a drive-in. I got to watch 10 seconds of free porn flash by : ) Oh yeah, the parking lot was full. Next, I noticed at least a dozen girls 'standing' at street corners. Hmmm, what could they be doing on a street corner past midnight? Lastly, I must tell you of my neighbor. She must be a whore. There is no other way to describe her. Every night a guy comes to her house and spends the night. I often see him come and leave. Every night a different guy comes to her house. Sometimes, several men come to her house at night (at different times of course). She must be pretty high up in the whore command for men to come to her house instead of the other way around. Maybe she also deals drugs, but she is hot and I can see the obvious use of her *cough cough* Oh yeah, post your marching band band camp stories here. Actually, just post neat stories here. Does anyone find anything funny in this 100% true story?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sama- on 2004-08-08 at 01:25:55
no... i actually dont find anything about this.. what so ever.. sorry
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2004-08-08 at 02:00:02
and this one time ... at band camp
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-08 at 02:01:37
You people have no sense of humor...
And no manners! I spent like 15 minutes typing this up... could someone go lol?
And no manners! I spent like 15 minutes typing this up... could someone go lol?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2004-08-08 at 02:06:36
fine..
one time, i went to the zoo, and the lions were going at it, funny
.
What made it even more funny was the little girl that said "Daddy daddy, why does that lion have a stick attached to him?"
one time, i went to the zoo, and the lions were going at it, funny
.What made it even more funny was the little girl that said "Daddy daddy, why does that lion have a stick attached to him?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-08-08 at 02:06:44
lol
Happy?
i tried readin but i got bored
Happy?
i tried readin but i got bored
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-08 at 05:10:43
my nickname in shool is abee cause ive never lied in my whole life i guess ill start now.....LOL? 
oh and by the way did she look hotter or uglier than this
oh and by the way did she look hotter or uglier than this
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2004-08-08 at 05:20:17
abee? i dont get it...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-08-08 at 11:15:49
if that is you're best marching band camp story, you have a really sad marching band.
oh yeah and...
MARCHING BAND R0XX0RS MY B0XX0RS
wait a second...I don't wear boxers...oh well.
uh...marching band story...story...story...you probably had to have been there, but...
Last Tuesday during marching band camp, the sky became really overcast, and it began to rain a little. My teacher turned to the drum major and said, "What's the whether report?" The drum major put his hand out and said, "Well, it appears to be raining sir." The teacher said, "how much longer do you think this will keep up?" and the drum major said, "not too long. maybe fifteen minutes" right at that moment there was some really loud thunder. So the whole band was laughing, when the assistant director came forward with a plastic club and yelled, "HEY! QUITE IT DOWN! WE WILL PRACTICE NO MATTER- oh, my club broke." gahahaha...
oh yeah and...
MARCHING BAND R0XX0RS MY B0XX0RS
wait a second...I don't wear boxers...oh well.
uh...marching band story...story...story...you probably had to have been there, but...
Last Tuesday during marching band camp, the sky became really overcast, and it began to rain a little. My teacher turned to the drum major and said, "What's the whether report?" The drum major put his hand out and said, "Well, it appears to be raining sir." The teacher said, "how much longer do you think this will keep up?" and the drum major said, "not too long. maybe fifteen minutes" right at that moment there was some really loud thunder. So the whole band was laughing, when the assistant director came forward with a plastic club and yelled, "HEY! QUITE IT DOWN! WE WILL PRACTICE NO MATTER- oh, my club broke." gahahaha...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2004-08-08 at 12:42:05
Lol to Fire Kame's. ??? to WoA-Felagund.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamacow on 2004-08-08 at 13:01:41
We were supposed to start Band Camp thursday this week but it ended up starting friday, but we have to go to school from 8 am to 8pm for practice to make up for the missing day of camp :/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-08 at 13:20:47
Damn, all you people are starting camps and stuff, and I start school tomorrow.
Harsh isn't it...?
EDIT: Not Summer school, actuall school.
O well at least I'm in 11th now, only 2 more years!
Harsh isn't it...?
EDIT: Not Summer school, actuall school.
O well at least I'm in 11th now, only 2 more years!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-08-08 at 14:26:07
Feel lucky, in england we finish the school year, or 6th Form for those 17 and above at the end of July and start school at the Start of September, we get about a month off for summer.
I never did band camp, i just used to go and collect my sisters from it, and the last time we got them, it was just me and my father, and we pulled up and the headlights flashed onto a group of teens, smoking dope, and a couple in the corner getting off and the guy, using his hands. We stared for a few seconds before i asked dad why we didn't move on, he replied, we are here to pick up your sisters right? I said yes, come on lets move on, to which he replied, well, Mel is smoking the dope and rolling in that crowd, and robyn is the one on top of the guy in the corner. He stopped for a second and said, lets go round the corner and give them a few minutes, they just rolled themselves a new one, and from memory it takes a while to smoke a kingsize.
I never did band camp, i just used to go and collect my sisters from it, and the last time we got them, it was just me and my father, and we pulled up and the headlights flashed onto a group of teens, smoking dope, and a couple in the corner getting off and the guy, using his hands. We stared for a few seconds before i asked dad why we didn't move on, he replied, we are here to pick up your sisters right? I said yes, come on lets move on, to which he replied, well, Mel is smoking the dope and rolling in that crowd, and robyn is the one on top of the guy in the corner. He stopped for a second and said, lets go round the corner and give them a few minutes, they just rolled themselves a new one, and from memory it takes a while to smoke a kingsize.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-08-08 at 14:33:11
ooooooo that's horrible coko. hahahahahha
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-08 at 14:40:43
Sounds a lot like Dopecamp if you ask me.
Nice 1000th post BTW.
This story aint about band camp or anything like that but it's funny.
I went to some military camp my school sponsred for a week. First day I played cards and we all got 3 hours Fireguard. Fireguard is like the night shift that you gotta walk around the building and make sure no1 runs away or anything.
At the other day we went and cross the street for water we got us 3 more houras, we kept messing up and ended doing Fireguard 3 hours every night. One time when the dudes before us came to wake us up only 1 came he told be the other dude was having a : : . We was like alright. Me and my buddy had to take a : : and the boys bathroom was locked. He walked like half a mile to a bathroom and he ended up taking the crap under a tree. I was clever and headed for the girls bathroom. I didn't care I had to take a crap and the boys bathroom was locked(a good excuse)
The girls bathroom inside was different. The toilets were at the left and showers at the right. THing is in the boys bathroom it was the other way. I entered the shower area without knowing and I heard noises. i kept walking and the guy who was in the shift before me and a girl were getting it on in those filthy showers. They saw me and I asked where the toilets. The girl told me on the left. I went and did my business. When I got out I told my buddy who went under a tree and we both were like
at midnight.
PS: The food they made at that place made you : : a lot.
Nice 1000th post BTW.
This story aint about band camp or anything like that but it's funny.
I went to some military camp my school sponsred for a week. First day I played cards and we all got 3 hours Fireguard. Fireguard is like the night shift that you gotta walk around the building and make sure no1 runs away or anything.
At the other day we went and cross the street for water we got us 3 more houras, we kept messing up and ended doing Fireguard 3 hours every night. One time when the dudes before us came to wake us up only 1 came he told be the other dude was having a :
: . We was like alright. Me and my buddy had to take a : : and the boys bathroom was locked. He walked like half a mile to a bathroom and he ended up taking the crap under a tree. I was clever and headed for the girls bathroom. I didn't care I had to take a crap and the boys bathroom was locked(a good excuse)The girls bathroom inside was different. The toilets were at the left and showers at the right. THing is in the boys bathroom it was the other way. I entered the shower area without knowing and I heard noises. i kept walking and the guy who was in the shift before me and a girl were getting it on in those filthy showers. They saw me and I asked where the toilets. The girl told me on the left. I went and did my business. When I got out I told my buddy who went under a tree and we both were like
at midnight.PS: The food they made at that place made you :
: a lot.Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2004-08-08 at 16:49:22
Funny story Keg lol
Keg: Where's the bathroom?
Girl: Oh it's over on the left
rofl
Keg: Where's the bathroom?
Girl: Oh it's over on the left
rofl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-08 at 16:54:30
Yeah it was pretty much like that.
At first i was like wtf then I inmediatly said that so they wouldn't think I was spying or anything(which I wasn't).
At first i was like wtf then I inmediatly said that so they wouldn't think I was spying or anything(which I wasn't).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-08-08 at 18:00:08
Oh, those are the best ones you can get, i remember hte first time i was in a restroom with a man who cleans towels and everything else...and you know what i mean...your a little kid and here is a guy who basically is paid to watch you piss, kinda puts you off and and then...you pay tips when he hands you a towel and turns off the tap!
and then...you pay tips when he hands you a towel and turns off the tap!