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Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-08-08 at 17:44:01
Witty Prize Contest

Welcome one and all to this contest of wits. Although you will not find much to be witty about in this thread, i know you are all witty elsewhere, so lets get this thing rolling and get those points up.

REMEMBER; I am a harsh judge, and only those that really get me will rise above the 10 point level.

Without ruining the point system, the minimum points you will get for anything is 0, which is pointless. You can however get a maximum of 20 for a witty comment, and a maximum of 10 for linking to a witty comment of someone else.

The first to reach 500, will get all my minerals which is always rising up and up, and would have been a few thousand, but Yoshi/Mike reset the mineral count.

CODE

Jet_Blast54:
"It's dumb things like these that attract dumb people like me."
Current Point Level;
5
EzDay2:
"[insert witty message here]"
Current Point Level;
2
FireKame:
"A witty saying proves nothing."
Current Point Level;
8
Golden-Fist:
"..."
Current Point Level;
0


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And it can be on anything, i don't mind what you think if witty, because you could insult be and i'll still find it witty, and it will get points. However, no heavy Flaming, and although this is kinda spammy, if the comments are good how can it be?
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Take note that you can link to posts in other threads and use those for your witty comment, or even share with someone else, who you think added a witty comment, giving you half the points that they get for the comment.
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Note that this game isn't licensed by any Moderates of this website, and only I, the Uber Coko have any say on the witty points you get, that is all.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2004-08-08 at 17:47:41
ummm I KNOW! it's time to steal.....


user posted image
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2004-08-08 at 17:48:38
So u mean post stuff thats cool and witty like "Nice Shoes" or something?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2004-08-08 at 17:50:26
Witty means... Smart alecky... ish....

not.. "Nice Shoes". wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-08-08 at 17:51:32
Well, um... I'd probably suck at this...
So, by witty, you mean intelligent and atleast somewhat humorous, right?
EDIT: ROFL 3 people posted while I was still reading!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2004-08-08 at 17:53:38
ill just post stupid pics does that work?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-08-08 at 17:54:52
I doubt it, since they really wouldn't be your own wittiness, they'd be someone elses'.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2004-08-08 at 17:56:35
You guys aren't... very familiar with words are ye?

Witty-- cleverly amusing
Clever--If you don't know what clever is you probably aren't
smile.gif
Go look it up if you need more info...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2004-08-08 at 17:57:19
"Your "fadda" so stupid he sits on the TV and watchs the couch!"
does "dat" work
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-08-08 at 17:57:54
[insert witty message here]
Do I get any points?
lol
EDIT: Damn this is popular, whenever I post, someone else posted already. And I've left maybe a minute between my posts.
BTW the above was not serious, it was just a joke.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2004-08-08 at 17:58:49
Golden u just took that from chiclets gum commercial. -.-
things like the stuff on ezday's quote wall works.
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ROFL 3 people posted while I was still reading!

yes, It's dumb things like these that attract dumb people like me smile.gif.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-08-08 at 20:25:54
"A witty saying proves nothing."
-Voltaire.

I'd just like to take this time to point that out. Also, how can I be witty when I have nothing to go off of?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-08-09 at 08:12:03
Well, lets get something to talk about then shall we, and also you can get points from making comments anywhere you want, and just putting in the links here, and if you put them in for other people you still get half the points they will get for the comment.

Just click the "Posted:" bit at the top of the witty message and put it in here and there you go.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gowr on 2004-08-09 at 08:16:42
Wow, so you can actuall put in links and get points for whoever puts in a reply for the other topic? That is absurd, I think. What's absurd, anyone know? I just made the word up... ermm.gif

Gowr
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gowr on 2004-08-09 at 08:19:07
If you can take and add points, what's the max number of points you can give? Can you take away so the person is in the negative?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-08-09 at 12:28:11
Yes, we can take points if what is said is so bad no one can quite believe it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-08-09 at 13:49:02
Im so Witty!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-08-09 at 13:59:49
"Why not, put meatballs on a sub?" - Me

My friend asked me why I had a meatball sub at Subway.. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gowr on 2004-08-10 at 21:04:53
Everyone try and post up your own witty comments on this witty topic at http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=3590&st=15
Remember this topic if for witty comments only!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2004-08-10 at 21:37:06
After reading your main post i couldn't decide if your making up a dumb contest of wits, or if your coaching us all on DDR (dance dance revolution).

^ v > < VV00T DDR MAX, stay cool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-08-11 at 01:32:29
DDR Pwnz0rs!!1!!1!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-08-11 at 09:14:26
I can give out minus for stuff like that! It is just not witty, oh dear!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gowr on 2004-08-11 at 14:38:10
Does it have to be something witty? There's isn't much that's witty about this topic...
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