I stole the idea from Explosm's 'Magical Skiing Adventure', but I plan on keeping this going. (And I'll draw mine in paint. k3k3k3.)
Rule #1: Other peoples actions be undone.
Rule #2: I cannot die.

As we enter the adventure I appear to be mysteriously falling through the sky in an orange suite, wondering if taking a jump was such a good idea. (That's my wondering face.)
What do I do now?

Make a parachute out of the cloud and float safley into the middle of an Iraqi raid.
This shouldn't work but it does! Magic!
*Syphon spots motherfreaking snakes off the port bow, while floating gently to the Iraqui sands. Wait for Bugs Bunny (who's also skydiving) to hand you a parachute pouch with a tire in it.

Not pictured, I continue falling and the tire kills a crowd of 36 rioting Iraquis.
Alone in the desert, what do I do?
You find the Kiwi in the desert.
Zombie penguins eat the kiwi and while you get onto a dirtbike!
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QUOTE(HorroR @ Nov 14 2006, 08:16 PM)
Zombie penguins eat the kiwi and while you get onto a dirtbike!
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VROOM VROOM!
you jump the dirtbike off a ramp and land on the viscious kiwi-eating penguin.
And the penguin shats a brown kiwi.
QUOTE(Sarge999 @ Nov 14 2006, 09:14 PM)
you jump the dirtbike off a ramp and land on the viscious kiwi-eating penguin.
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NOES!
Then the dirtbike turns into Voyager and you fly away! But a lone penguin hands on the bottom of Voy..

Gee, I sure hope there's no random explosions!
Which were caused by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

Holy crap!

Seems I'm in a bit of a pickle...
And then BeeR_KeG appears in the form of a beer keg.

MY SPLEEN!
Then you wake up from your sick, twisted dream and decide to skydive.
QUOTE(HorroR @ Nov 15 2006, 10:27 PM)
Then you wake up from your sick, twisted dream and decide to skydive.
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You can't do that!
Damnit!

Fine, then Zoidberg falls from the sky and eats the sharks and BeeR