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So, I was cruising through my spam e-mail folder, seeing if there were any non-spam e-mails that got caught up, when a description caught my eye:

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The things they do to try to get around the spam filters are amusing, and is seems as though someone must have wrote this. I don't know why, but it amuses me greatly. I thought I would share it with you guys.

Feel free to post the text of other spam e-mail messages if you find them amusing or oddly enlightening.

I don't feel safe opening spam e-mails

Why, opening them can't hurt you.

If you have gmail that is. Gmail has pictures automatically disabled

Pictures don't hurt you if you don't use IE.

I've always thought spam e-mails sometimes took parts of random books and rearranged or arranged them together.

is it just me or does that paragraph seem to make no sense at all?
i never look through my spam email, it usually tends to have spam in it

This stuff gets pretty deep.

1) He must have been the one with whom she had gone to the movies and seen the chapter-plays. "One of the reasons I brought you back was because it seemed like more than a coincidence."

2) She brought over the jar of pens and pencils and slammed them down on the board and he thought: Goddam! It was as if he had been given control of the moon and the tides - or had just reached up and taken it.

My favorite line is "I equivocated-and stopped dead" It seems to illustrate mankind's yearning to reach an acceptable conclusion while being prevented by the workings of fate. Also, the dash seems to add a bit of panache to the statement.

I used google and found this.

THE PLOT THICKENS.

"Man, did I ever freak out.
Depression is at least some sort of feeling.
Anyway, all old stuff is redirected, but please feel free to update your bookmarks, links and whatchamacallit.
All my life my pain it is all I have known, and it is becoming more obvious that the misery was becoming a crutch. And I came to grips with her, and the feelings I held in regards to her since I was a child.
F**k, I get so confused. And if I should tell you what that memory is, you would think I am half crocked. Wanting to help someone build a home studio this holiday season? Always the strange vivid dreams.
I have nothing left to say, it all sounds so lame ass.
The complexity of it all.
All I could think was one word. For about the entire trip there was a sleek new jet black Lincoln Town Car ahead of me. The department performed backups over the weekend, but because backups to tape are slow, backups often ran over into Monday morning, using vital bandwidth and affecting employee productivity. But I swear, I am not.
Simply because I wish to share who I am so that maybe somehow, you can relate to me.
Last night, my car exploded, I saw it happen from a distance. The department performed backups over the weekend, but because backups to tape are slow, backups often ran over into Monday morning, using vital bandwidth and affecting employee productivity. So that you can, without knowing me, know how much I care about you, without me having even met you.
com; you'll get great reviews and. All I could think was one word.
And if I should tell you what that memory is, you would think I am half crocked. Until now, the iPod has remained a solid playback device, but with. For about the entire trip there was a sleek new jet black Lincoln Town Car ahead of me.
Additionally, it took a day and a half or longer to restore servers and data after crashes, leaving employees without access to data for several days.
So that you can, without knowing me, know how much I care about you, without me having even met you.
I remember so clearly what went through my mind.
Depression is at least some sort of feeling.
A logical standby database contains the same logical information as the production database, although the physical organization and structure of the data can be different. I began to sob, could hardly walk, and I staggered into her office where I sat on the floor and wept. Because silly, I thought she put me in the garbage. And not typical house cats, either.
Come over to the First Looks area of the Home Recording guide here at About.
I think I never really had a real mother at all."
-A spam e-mail entitled "Destroy"

Come to think of it, I've never actually read my spam emails....hmm, I think I'll have some fun...

I've gotten spam emails where the entire message was advertised in the title...nothing was in the email...

I'd like to take this moment to announce that I just received my 900th unread hotmail email. Don't delete, don't read.

What exactly are the spam artists trying to achieve? Is that all that's in the email, or is there also a link to porn/viagra/house insurance?

The best ones I get come with an image containing the name of a stock, probably for the purpose of a pump-and-dump scam.

I think I just found a murderer.