Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legend on 2007-01-15 at 14:14:03
You know your a SC low life when...
- You call your house your "Nexus."
- You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
- You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
- You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
- You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
- You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
- You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
- You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
- Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
- Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
- You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
- Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
- The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
- You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
- You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
- You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
- Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
- You call your school bully a Dragoon.
- You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
- You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
- You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
- You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
- You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
- You think babies come from Gateways.
- Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
- You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
- You try to Optical Flare your dog.
- You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
- You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
- You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
- You go by your Battle.net alias.
- You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
- You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
- You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
- You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
- You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
- You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
- You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
- You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
- You name your son Fenix.
- You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
- The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
- You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
- You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
- You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
- You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
- You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.
- You actually understand all of the above jokes.
User Posted:
-Democrats are leaders of the UED. Their government position is so shakey that they play Starcraft during congress meetings, and no one really cares. Know why? Their Democrats.
-You'll be a Wraith Pilot when u Grow up!
-You think don't have a freezer, you have a supply depot
-It's even worse when you play WoW, especially with your dad.
So You tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
-You come to school and say a zergling ate your homework.
-You dream you're raping Kerrigan. (A nightmare.)
-You say GL HF to you best friend before he/she has an exam.
-You name your dog Devouring One.
-You call the president and ask him to put Dark Swarms everywhere so your country can't be the target of anything.
-You call your teacher Yggdrasil.
-You practice micro when writing an essay. "tomaaaa tmpaaa"
-You are afraid of showering because of the hydralisk acid in the water.
-You beat Nal.Ra with seven broken fingers.
-Your account gets banned for hacking when you play a normal SC game.
-You put up wallpapers of your SC heroes around your room.
-You check if your neighbors house is infested every morning.
-You have math, and use half of your lesson figuring out what is better, dragoons or marines and medics.
-You call Mars Mar-Sar
-You call the junk yard "Crashed Norad II"
-Caterpillars "Morphs" into Guardians or Devourers
-You call a African-Americans "Duran"
-You press /f list everytime u go somewhere
-You hook up with ur friends with some blunt and say "nuthin like a good smoke".
-You celebrate the day that SC and Brood War came out.
-Your life's goal is to play SC2
-You always look down in case of spider mines.
-You call the "exterminator" telling him that you have broodlings in your house.
-You pour 7-Up into your backyard swimming pool and hope it lets you spawn zerglings from your clay hatchery model
-You tell ur mom/dad "Yes Cerebrate"
-You get to join the army and sign up as a Ghost
- You start hearing random unit responses and sound effects even when StarCraft isn't on.
- You've gotten to the point of making happy faces out of marines, not in the editor either but during the actual game.
- When you see an overpass, you notice how realistic it looks and mentally congratulate the map designer on his terraining skills.
- You run around through playgrounds as if they are obstacle courses, thinking it will let you see Hermione Granger naked.
- When you're going to school, you press 'a' on an imaginary keyboard and then click your hand in the direction of your school.
- When you can't find anything to eat, you ask your parents to mine more groceries.
- Your ipod has four songs on it: Terran, zerg, protoss and main menu.
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
-You poke everyone you see for a reaction
-You tell your mother not to spawn more Zerglings.
-You kill yourself to 'join your fallen heroes of Starcraft.'
-You make/post in topics like these
-Lately, you've been typing /f l in many games and /whois. Especially on AIM.
-You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
-You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
-You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
-You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
-You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
-You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
-You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
-You get 12 "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
-You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
-You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
-If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
-You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
-You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
-You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
-You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
-You forgot you had school
-You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
-You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
-You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
-You start seeing Marines in you bedroom
-Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
-Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- -Priceless
-You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
-You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
-You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
-Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
-All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
-Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
-You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
-A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
-You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
-You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
-Your teacher has to give you a speech in the hall that you have to pay attention and stop pretending your writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
-You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
-You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing The CD key
-You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week just because they killed Tassadar
-You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
-You name your son Fenix
-Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
-You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
-You wear a T-shirt that says "Got Storm" to your work place
-You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
-Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
-You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
-You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you say ask for 20 minerals
-You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
-Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
-Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
-Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
-You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
-You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
-You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
-You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
-You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
-You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
-You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
-You don't bother checking out other games anymore
-You've typed in /stats c0ke
-You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
-You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
-You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
-You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
-You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
-You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
-You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
-You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
-You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
-You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
-You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
-US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
-You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
-You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
-You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
-On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
-For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
-When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
-Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
-On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
-You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
-For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
-Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
-A queen actually infests your CC
-Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
-You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
-You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
-Your therapist has given up on you.
-Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
-Everyday is a good day to die
-You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
-You have a chronic fear of blurry things
-On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
-You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
-You have 1000 wins and still suck
-"God for day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
-Your CD case tells you to keep playing
-Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
-You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
-Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
-You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
-Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
-You're still playing
-You play five or more hours a day.
You:Does this mean I play too much SC?
Me:You bet it does!
You wanna be part of this. Simply Post yours.
POST MY SIG. IN UR SIG. FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
- You call your house your "Nexus."
- You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
- You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
- You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
- You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
- You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
- You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
- You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
- Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
- Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
- You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
- Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
- The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
- You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
- You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
- You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
- Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
- You call your school bully a Dragoon.
- You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
- You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
- You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
- You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
- You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
- You think babies come from Gateways.
- Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
- You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
- You try to Optical Flare your dog.
- You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
- You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
- You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
- You go by your Battle.net alias.
- You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
- You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
- You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
- You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
- You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
- You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
- You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
- You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
- You name your son Fenix.
- You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
- The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
- You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
- You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
- You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
- You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
- You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.
- You actually understand all of the above jokes.
User Posted:
-Democrats are leaders of the UED. Their government position is so shakey that they play Starcraft during congress meetings, and no one really cares. Know why? Their Democrats.
-You'll be a Wraith Pilot when u Grow up!
-You think don't have a freezer, you have a supply depot
-It's even worse when you play WoW, especially with your dad.
So You tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
-You come to school and say a zergling ate your homework.
-You dream you're raping Kerrigan. (A nightmare.)
-You say GL HF to you best friend before he/she has an exam.
-You name your dog Devouring One.
-You call the president and ask him to put Dark Swarms everywhere so your country can't be the target of anything.
-You call your teacher Yggdrasil.
-You practice micro when writing an essay. "tomaaaa tmpaaa"
-You are afraid of showering because of the hydralisk acid in the water.
-You beat Nal.Ra with seven broken fingers.
-Your account gets banned for hacking when you play a normal SC game.
-You put up wallpapers of your SC heroes around your room.
-You check if your neighbors house is infested every morning.
-You have math, and use half of your lesson figuring out what is better, dragoons or marines and medics.
-You call Mars Mar-Sar
-You call the junk yard "Crashed Norad II"
-Caterpillars "Morphs" into Guardians or Devourers
-You call a African-Americans "Duran"
-You press /f list everytime u go somewhere
-You hook up with ur friends with some blunt and say "nuthin like a good smoke".
-You celebrate the day that SC and Brood War came out.
-Your life's goal is to play SC2
-You always look down in case of spider mines.
-You call the "exterminator" telling him that you have broodlings in your house.
-You pour 7-Up into your backyard swimming pool and hope it lets you spawn zerglings from your clay hatchery model
-You tell ur mom/dad "Yes Cerebrate"
-You get to join the army and sign up as a Ghost
- You start hearing random unit responses and sound effects even when StarCraft isn't on.
- You've gotten to the point of making happy faces out of marines, not in the editor either but during the actual game.
- When you see an overpass, you notice how realistic it looks and mentally congratulate the map designer on his terraining skills.
- You run around through playgrounds as if they are obstacle courses, thinking it will let you see Hermione Granger naked.
- When you're going to school, you press 'a' on an imaginary keyboard and then click your hand in the direction of your school.
- When you can't find anything to eat, you ask your parents to mine more groceries.
- Your ipod has four songs on it: Terran, zerg, protoss and main menu.
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
-You poke everyone you see for a reaction
-You tell your mother not to spawn more Zerglings.
-You kill yourself to 'join your fallen heroes of Starcraft.'
-You make/post in topics like these
-Lately, you've been typing /f l in many games and /whois. Especially on AIM.
-You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
-You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
-You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
-You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
-You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
-You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
-You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
-You get 12 "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
-You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
-You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
-If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
-You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
-You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
-You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
-You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
-You forgot you had school
-You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
-You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
-You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
-You start seeing Marines in you bedroom
-Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
-Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- -Priceless
-You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
-You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
-You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
-Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
-All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
-Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
-You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
-A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
-You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
-You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
-Your teacher has to give you a speech in the hall that you have to pay attention and stop pretending your writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
-You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
-You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing The CD key
-You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week just because they killed Tassadar
-You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
-You name your son Fenix
-Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
-You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
-You wear a T-shirt that says "Got Storm" to your work place
-You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
-Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
-You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
-You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you say ask for 20 minerals
-You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
-Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
-Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
-Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
-You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
-You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
-You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
-You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
-You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
-You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
-You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
-You don't bother checking out other games anymore
-You've typed in /stats c0ke
-You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
-You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
-You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
-You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
-You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
-You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
-You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
-You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
-You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
-You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
-You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
-US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
-You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
-You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
-You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
-On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
-For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
-When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
-Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
-On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
-You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
-For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
-Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
-A queen actually infests your CC
-Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
-You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
-You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
-Your therapist has given up on you.
-Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
-Everyday is a good day to die
-You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
-You have a chronic fear of blurry things
-On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
-You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
-You have 1000 wins and still suck
-"God for day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
-Your CD case tells you to keep playing
-Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
-You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
-Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
-You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
-Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
-You're still playing
-You play five or more hours a day.
You:Does this mean I play too much SC?
Me:You bet it does!
You wanna be part of this. Simply Post yours.
POST MY SIG. IN UR SIG. FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2007-01-15 at 17:03:27
lmao at the flu shot one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2007-01-15 at 17:04:44
QUOTE
You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
How'dja know?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2007-01-15 at 17:29:30
Democrats are leaders of the UED. Their government position is so shakey that they play starcraft during congress meetings, and no one really cares. Know why? Their Democrats. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2007-01-16 at 11:27:30
Old.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2007-01-16 at 11:30:24
I'm so gonna name my son Fenix
And no My solution to Iraq is Mass Carriers with Arbiters
And no My solution to Iraq is Mass Carriers with Arbiters
Report, edit, etc...Posted by [SmC]DiNO-X on 2007-01-16 at 13:54:42
ha ha
I'll be a wraith pilot once I grown
I'll be a wraith pilot once I grown
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2007-01-16 at 14:13:53
Lol, some of these are good Legend. Did you make these up?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by [SmC]DiNO-X on 2007-01-16 at 14:29:52
He should add some more. There are thousand of things SC/Life.
Ex: You don't have a freezer, you have a supply depot lol
Ex: You don't have a freezer, you have a supply depot lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2007-01-16 at 21:04:08
It's even worse when you play WoW, especially with your dad.
So I tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.
I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
Yeah... it's pretty sad.
So I tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.
I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
Yeah... it's pretty sad.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-16 at 22:56:18
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG @ Jan 16 2007, 09:04 PM)
It's even worse when you play WoW, especially with your dad.
So I tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.
I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
Yeah... it's pretty sad.
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So I tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.
I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
Yeah... it's pretty sad.
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If you didn't run, I bet you two would've WOW'd yourselves to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CommmanderMoo19 on 2007-01-16 at 23:02:46
lol where did you get those....or did you make them up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legend on 2007-01-17 at 00:23:04
just add in! Make the best ones u can think off.
You slowly get a seige mode
ready at ur girl with 1 k of "lings" ready to rush
You slowly get a seige mode
ready at ur girl with 1 k of "lings" ready to rush Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2007-01-17 at 14:38:25
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG @ Jan 16 2007, 09:04 PM)
It's even worse when you play WoW, especially with your dad.
So I tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.
I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
Yeah... it's pretty sad.
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So I tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.
I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
Yeah... it's pretty sad.
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lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheatEnabled on 2007-01-17 at 15:46:08
You know you've played too much when:
-You come to school and say a zergling ate your homework.
-You dream you're raping Kerrigan. (A nightmare.)
-You say GL HF to you best friend before he/she has an exam.
-You name your dog Devouring One.
-You call the president and ask him to put Dark Swarms everywhere so your country can't be the target of anything.
-You call your teacher Yggdrasil.
-You practice micro when writing an essay. "tomaaaa tmpaaa"
-You are afraid of showering because of the hydralisk acid in the water.
-You beat Nal.Ra with seven broken fingers.
-Your account gets banned for hacking when you play a normal SC game.
-You put up wallpapers of your SC heroes around your room.
-You check if your neighbors house is infested every morning.
-You have math, and use half of your lesson figuring out what is better, dragoons or marines and medics.
Can't come up with more right now.
-You come to school and say a zergling ate your homework.
-You dream you're raping Kerrigan. (A nightmare.)
-You say GL HF to you best friend before he/she has an exam.
-You name your dog Devouring One.
-You call the president and ask him to put Dark Swarms everywhere so your country can't be the target of anything.
-You call your teacher Yggdrasil.
-You practice micro when writing an essay. "tomaaaa tmpaaa"
-You are afraid of showering because of the hydralisk acid in the water.
-You beat Nal.Ra with seven broken fingers.
-Your account gets banned for hacking when you play a normal SC game.
-You put up wallpapers of your SC heroes around your room.
-You check if your neighbors house is infested every morning.
-You have math, and use half of your lesson figuring out what is better, dragoons or marines and medics.
Can't come up with more right now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_ssj9kevin on 2007-01-17 at 16:40:38
lol. My turn.
-You call Mars Mar-Sar
-You call the junk yard "Crashed Norad II"
-Catapillers "Morphs" into Gaurdians or Devourers
-You call a African-Americans "Duran"
-You call Mars Mar-Sar
-You call the junk yard "Crashed Norad II"
-Catapillers "Morphs" into Gaurdians or Devourers
-You call a African-Americans "Duran"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legend on 2007-01-18 at 21:10:13
Okie Doky!
Muahahhaha!
- You press /f list everytime u go somewhere
- You hook up with ur friends with some blunt and say "nuthin like a good smoke"...
Muahahhaha!
- You press /f list everytime u go somewhere
- You hook up with ur friends with some blunt and say "nuthin like a good smoke"...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Blu on 2007-01-18 at 22:47:35
QUOTE(CheatEnabled @ Jan 17 2007, 02:46 PM)
-You have math, and use half of your lesson figuring out what is better, dragoons or marines and medics.
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Guilty lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nintendo_Confed on 2007-01-19 at 11:46:52
lol, i made a thread like this and it got locked....
-You celebrate the day that SC and Brood War came out.
-Your life's goal is to play SC2
-You always look down in case of spider mines.
-You celebrate the day that SC and Brood War came out.
-Your life's goal is to play SC2
-You always look down in case of spider mines.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2007-01-19 at 12:28:17
You call the exterminator telling him that you have broodlings in your house.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2007-01-19 at 18:16:16
You pour 7-Up into your backyard swimming pool and hope it lets you spawn zerglings from your clay hatchery model
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legend on 2007-01-19 at 19:56:34
-You tell ur mom/dad "Yes Cerebrate"
-You get to join the army and sign up as a Ghost
-You get to join the army and sign up as a Ghost
Report, edit, etc...Posted by green_meklar on 2007-01-19 at 19:59:23
- You start hearing random unit responses and sound effects even when StarCraft isn't on.
- You've gotten to the point of making happy faces out of marines, not in the editor either but during the actual game.
- When you see an overpass, you notice how realistic it looks and mentally congratulate the map designer on his terraining skills.
- You run around through playgrounds as if they are obstacle courses, thinking it will let you see Hermione Granger naked.
- When you're going to school, you press 'a' on an imaginary keyboard and then click your hand in the direction of your school.
- When you can't find anything to eat, you ask your parents to mine more groceries.
- Your ipod has four songs on it: Terran, zerg, protoss and main menu.
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
- You've gotten to the point of making happy faces out of marines, not in the editor either but during the actual game.
- When you see an overpass, you notice how realistic it looks and mentally congratulate the map designer on his terraining skills.
- You run around through playgrounds as if they are obstacle courses, thinking it will let you see Hermione Granger naked.
- When you're going to school, you press 'a' on an imaginary keyboard and then click your hand in the direction of your school.
- When you can't find anything to eat, you ask your parents to mine more groceries.
- Your ipod has four songs on it: Terran, zerg, protoss and main menu.
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Blu on 2007-01-19 at 20:55:57
QUOTE(green_meklar @ Jan 19 2007, 06:59 PM)
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
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Omg....dude I use to be like that
I'm serious..my neighbor and I use to talk about how the laws of physics would relate to triggers( which is probably the other way around) God those days were fun...Report, edit, etc...Posted by green_meklar on 2007-01-20 at 11:04:58
Don't worry. I'm already guilty of making happy faces out of marines.