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Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2007-01-17 at 02:13:05
Seeing as some people (such as Golden-Fist wink.gif ) don't seem to comprehend the vastness of my ego, time to revive this contest.

That and the fact that there's a million more rumors out there about me.

Whoever's description of me I pick as my favorite gets 1000 minerals. The prize is 100 more than last time!

-I'm looking for attempts at a normal description, not fantasy tales like might be found on the v5 History page.
-The winner will have the story that I like best; probably something that humors me because it is either what I expect people to see me as, what I really am, or a stark contrast to either of the previous. The winner will not necessarily be the one with the closest description to who I am.

So, writers of SEN, do your worst!

Deadline is... January 22, 2006, 9PM EST (next Monday) midnight, January 31.

Last time's winner was:

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- Korean
- 5"8
- Black, medium lengthed hair
- Skinny, but not too skinny.
- Blackish/brown eyes
- Lives near San Francisco

by MillenniumArmy

my comments were:

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Why, you might ask? It looks like MA made a very sincere attempt to describe me, but he makes one prediction that is so contrary to the way I portray myself on SEN, it just cracks me up to no end. Don't get it? It's somewhat of an in-joke (but not a SEN in-joke, a... nevermind..)


Nobody ever found out precisely what this meant.

Good luck!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2007-01-17 at 03:40:47
Meh, why not?

DT_Battlecruser is an egotistical administer of the site StarEdit Network who spends not more than a third quarter of his free time quarantining the semi-random bugs that are seemingly existing for the sole purpose of him blasting it into nothingness.

He works no harder than the perfectionist personality he possesses and achieves semi-exceptional quality results that somehow fail to meet his standards, yet at the same time he still finds room to notice even the slightest of flaws in the system. As the rise of spammers and trolls rise, he perks his attitude and near-instantaneously takes action without even the slightest amount of remorse for his victims, as they are immediately punished to the maximum allowed by the FAQs and Regulations.

At times, DT_Battlekruser deals with extremely high amounts of stress and deals with it by posting in s ultra-verbose manner, yet he convinces himself that he could do infinitely better, unaware that he is doing far better than his biased perspective allows him to conceptualize. Other eras of continuous ridiculousness, he purchases a magic box in hopes of thinking seeing those extra minerals will restore his unstable emotions back to their absolutely clear, impartial judgment that he possesses the latter majority of the time; when that fails, DT_Battlekruser goes on a rampage punishing those who even commit the slightest infarction.

In the non-cyber world, DT_Battlekruser's true self is defined as a stubborn obsessive young adult male who constantly goes about fixing every error and criticizing every person that do not meet his standards, which results in a moderately impaired self-esteem and a cold-blooded personality that suits his position of power at StarEdit Network well.



I'm positive that I'm way off, but I'll leave it at that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-17 at 11:08:25
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Jan 17 2007, 02:13 AM)

Nobody ever found out precisely what this meant.

Good luck!

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You portray yourself as Whitey, duh. tongue.gif




Approx. description of DTBK's ego;

user posted image
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-01-17 at 11:34:42
On fire, vomiting and having severe bloody diarrhea.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2007-01-17 at 11:35:32
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You portray yourself as Whitey, duh.


Let's keep adding to the pile of wrong answers, shall we?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-17 at 12:10:40
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Jan 17 2007, 11:35 AM)
Let's keep adding to the pile of wrong answers, shall we?
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Ok. uberwoot.gif

DTBK, or as he was known in a previous time to his fellowmen, Fingal, immigrated to the United States during the winter of 1935. It was a particularly cold winter, and DTBK was at odds with his fellowmen over what to do with the newly born devil child. A young couple, possibly from Sweden, had wandered away from their dwelling late one evening, the woman was pregnant, but not expecting for a month or so. While they wandered away from the home, it slowly got dark, prompting the husband to get some wood for a shelter and fire. Looking, they wandered their way into the Highlands. Dased and confused, the couple made shelter in one of the many underground caverns, where they spent several night, watched from a far by DTBK. One night, however, was not to be as peaceful.

An eerie red light filled the highlands, like God himself had pricked had outstretched his hand over the Highlands, pricked his thumb and let the fresh blood flow smoothly over the land, entering the smallest nooks and crannies. Awakened by the seemingly unnatural phenomenon, DTBK rushed to the wake his fellow Highlanders. What they next saw was ghastlier than a thousand ghouls. Under the uninviting glow, in cave on hillside, a child was born. A child of unspeakable evil.

Lacking the bright glow of most newborn infants, it's deviations ranged from a lack of pupils to the six cuspate tentacles that grew from the back of his neck. It's presence was a cold one, and as a first matter of business, it impaled the grieving mother over a nearby underformed stalagmite. Unsheething his Claymore, DTBk entered the cave, and slayeth the wholly evil image.

47 or so years later, he escaped the thrill of The Game and found a permanent residence in Californ eye eh, periodically staying in his lair for lengthened periods of time to program, play Starcraft, and just chill out, relax and max all cool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2007-01-17 at 12:36:21
DTBK:

1.78 meters long
Brown eyes that change their color to blue when he's angry.
Wields the Force like no Jedi can.
When hewas choosing his nick, he wanted to name himself DTBK_400_300 first, but then changed his mind.
Gives away cookies on Halloween
As a child, he once found a penny, and made it his "lucky penny," but lost it a year ago.
DTBK is trying to eat only healthy food on Mondays
In the future, he wants to have 3 kids: 2 boys and 1 girl
Also, he wants to do extreme sports with his future wife when their children grow up
DTBK cried only once: when he first felt love. And you know why? Because that feeling seemed so irrational and illogical, that DTBK failed to explain it.
He is now 15 years old.
His best friend is older than him.
DTK feels useless when (again and again) comes to the conclusion that most of the people on the planet are stupid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2007-01-17 at 13:26:30
DTBK: Master of sigs. Has been quoted in sigs more often, and has edited other peoples' sigs more often than any other member on SEN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2007-01-17 at 13:34:44
I haven't quoted him in my sig yet. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2007-01-17 at 13:35:20
Very few facts are known about DTBK. He is able to transform into a infested battlecruiser at will. In this form, he is completely useless, but can fly. At all other times, he is a formless mass of roughly 40,000,000,000,000 nanograms that matches his text color.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2007-01-17 at 13:37:28
He was assembled at a military base in Arizona.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2007-01-17 at 13:56:57
DTBK is a totality of annoying egoistic energy existing in an infinite amount of universes.

We know a fiew laws he obays:

The level of annoyance is L[sub]annoy[/sub]=DTBK*A*I*R[sup]5[/sup]/e; where A is the annoyance constant; R is the distance between DTBK and any form of energy. This formula explains why those people that are close to him (friends, family) are not annoyed by him, while the inhabitants of SEN are incredibly annoyed by him.

The only thing in the whole universe that's more powerful than DTBK's annoyance is DTBK's ego. E=L[sub]annoy[/sub]+1.

Only something that is more annoying than DTBK can annoy him. That means nothing can.

DTBK uses his annoyance to influence energy in our universe; He annoys the keys on his keyboard to such an extent that they are pushed, for example.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-17 at 14:53:26
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Jan 17 2007, 01:35 PM)
Very few facts are known about DTBK. He is able to transform into a infested battlecruiser at will. In this form, he is completely useless, but can fly. At all other times, he is a formless mass of roughly 40,000,000,000,000 nanograms that matches his text color.
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You mean he's a Hooloovoo?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2007-01-17 at 15:12:42
DTBK is one of the few people on this forum who could make a thread like this and get away with it not being locked. Observe as I lock it now in effort to stop a useless spam thread, only to be unlocked by himself or someone else. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2007-01-17 at 19:28:53
Last time I checked, forum games were allowed. Show me a precedent.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2007-01-17 at 19:56:15
DTBK loves this color.

oh n0ezors. I'm going to get pwnx0red for stealing his color for an entire sentence. sad.gif *hides*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2007-01-17 at 20:15:55
DTBK is everything MA said except he's fat.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-17 at 20:30:32
DTBK is everything MA said except he's not Korean. shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Jamal.oO on 2007-01-17 at 20:42:06
Meh, I'll give it a swing.

DTBK was born on the planet Zephayr. On Zephayr all the people are roughly 3.53 times smarter than here on earth, making us appear dumb and insophisticated compared to DTBK. He often becomes frustrated with all the flaws in the human race and everything we have created, and brings his fury on all that don't use their brain. He is roughly 5' 9 3/8'', and has a slight tan. He is 17 years old, and has 2 pet parrots, which repeat his every word and makes him feel good about himself. He will live for another 649 years, because all of his people die at the age of 666. He is highly religious, but feels angered against the theory of god being more powerful than the "evil" forces, and believes that the evil will prevail. He plans to get married at the age of 21 to a swedish supermodel, whom with he will have 2 kids, 1 which will be named "MiniDTBK_1337" (Min - e - dee - tee - bee - kay - leet). He has blue eyes that turn red with fury when he's angry. He never reveals what he's thinking by his face, the only way you can tell is by looking at his left ear, in which is a LCD Display showing what he is thinking, however the hair naturally hides it.

Eww.. I don't like it. Of course, I'm watching American Idol while I type.. xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2007-01-19 at 21:24:38
DTBK is a moderator by day, and confabulates bacchanalia by night..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2007-01-20 at 17:38:09
Meh, lemme extend the deadline.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2007-01-20 at 18:05:25
*Mini Moose 2707 deletes account.
DTBK is nobody.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2007-01-20 at 18:46:41
Someone who is going to die in a very large fire.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-20 at 18:58:46
-American
-Neutral
-6'3"
-Brown hair
-Brown eyes
-Administrator
-Egotistical
-Finds b5b5ff easier on the eyes than ffffff
-Enjoys no post-1950's music other than jazz.
-Dislikes loud noises
-Avid Python enthusiast
-15/m/cali tongue.gif
-Enjoys keeping secrets
-At last count, had 4 crushes that he wasn't inclined to act on.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2007-01-20 at 19:13:33
DTBK
-4'1
-Chubby
-Administrater of SEN
-Likes this color
-Google Hater
-あなた は 日本語 を はなします か?
-Infested Battle Kruser
-Mod Maker
-Map Maker? D:!
-Improves Staredit.Net one member at a time
-Made this thread 2 times?
-Lives in Turkey
-Drinks Water
-Eats Sushi
-Chupacabra!!
-Collects pokemon cards during his off time of Admin
-Stunningly beautiful
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