What color of shoe do you wear? Have you even bothered to check recently? Maybe when you read this you look down at your shoe and say HOLY

WHY IS MY SHOE PLAD?!
Now, im not waring shoes, butr they are black or white
black shoes. My sneakers are black, my boots are black, my hiking boots are black (theres a difference) My nice shoes are black, my flip flops are black...
How can you have a difference in black?
My shoes are either black or white with some other colors on it...
Anyone have anything but black and white? Or are we turning into mimes?
lol I'm getting a pair of green converse shoes tomorrow, does that count?