Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2003-10-30 at 14:50:10
Do any pranks to piss others off? Do funny things to others? I sure do. Say a few things that you would (or did) do!
The following is things I've accually done because im a crazy person.
- Call the QTips 1-800 number and tell them one of those swabs broke off in your ear. When they reply, keep saying "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? HUH?".
- Wave to random people on the street.
- In a computer lab at school, switch all the cables in the back with nearby computers.
- Go around a group of people that are talking about nothing you know about, and pretend you really like it.
- Go around a highly populated area and pretend like your taking in another langauge (that doesn't exist). Talk to others that have never seen you and act like you want information from them. Get VERY frustrated for more fun
I'll list more later! Anyone else?
The following is things I've accually done because im a crazy person.
- Call the QTips 1-800 number and tell them one of those swabs broke off in your ear. When they reply, keep saying "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? HUH?".
- Wave to random people on the street.
- In a computer lab at school, switch all the cables in the back with nearby computers.
- Go around a group of people that are talking about nothing you know about, and pretend you really like it.
- Go around a highly populated area and pretend like your taking in another langauge (that doesn't exist). Talk to others that have never seen you and act like you want information from them. Get VERY frustrated for more fun
I'll list more later! Anyone else?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2003-10-30 at 15:12:45
Stay at your house window and egg people as they walk by!!!! works wonder's
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2003-10-30 at 15:21:03
Pissing people off is my speciality.
-Pay for stuff in small change.
-Give a foreign worker a large bill. Laugh at their slowness counting the change.
-Walk the opposite way on escalators.
-Press every floor on an elevator.
-Stare up at the sky in a crowded area for about 10 minutes. A crowd of people looking up may form around you.
-Walk into a group of 5 or 6 people who are talking. Just stand there... eventually they'll stop talking and all start looking at you. Saying something stupid is optional at this point. (I use Fo Shizzle
)
-Ask random people if they are gellin'.
-Keep various items inside your jacket pocket. Walk towards someone as you pull it out. If they back away as if it were a gun, laugh at them.
-Pay for stuff in small change.
-Give a foreign worker a large bill. Laugh at their slowness counting the change.
-Walk the opposite way on escalators.
-Press every floor on an elevator.
-Stare up at the sky in a crowded area for about 10 minutes. A crowd of people looking up may form around you.
-Walk into a group of 5 or 6 people who are talking. Just stand there... eventually they'll stop talking and all start looking at you. Saying something stupid is optional at this point. (I use Fo Shizzle
)-Ask random people if they are gellin'.
-Keep various items inside your jacket pocket. Walk towards someone as you pull it out. If they back away as if it were a gun, laugh at them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathknight on 2003-10-30 at 15:40:23
oh yea? I have the best one of all uberrofl
http://www.computerpranks.com
http://www.computerpranks.com
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2003-10-30 at 15:50:00
Best way to piss people off.
Best way to piss familiy members off:
-When some one asks for the salt, losen the top and when they poor it it all Falls on there dinner, or what ever it is. Make me laugh so much i spilt my gut open
-keep pokking them
-keep saying there name over and over and when they say"what". You replay
"Nothing".
-If they have something say the remote control to the T.V keep saying "MY REMOTE"
when they say somthnig like" Allright its your remote", you say "Dont want it"
Best way to piss people you dont know off:
-When you go places and someone is cleaning the floor, and there is this signs that say "wet Floor keep off" Walk on it and walk by the person who cleaning it. And when they say "hay cant you read" you start talknig in some next langauge and start to get annyed ( Kinda Likes Mikes one )
Best way to piss familiy members off:
-When some one asks for the salt, losen the top and when they poor it it all Falls on there dinner, or what ever it is. Make me laugh so much i spilt my gut open
-keep pokking them
-keep saying there name over and over and when they say"what". You replay
"Nothing".
-If they have something say the remote control to the T.V keep saying "MY REMOTE"
when they say somthnig like" Allright its your remote", you say "Dont want it"
Best way to piss people you dont know off:
-When you go places and someone is cleaning the floor, and there is this signs that say "wet Floor keep off" Walk on it and walk by the person who cleaning it. And when they say "hay cant you read" you start talknig in some next langauge and start to get annyed ( Kinda Likes Mikes one )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Andy on 2003-10-30 at 16:01:07
Mike knows how apperantly good I am at it. BTW, she pulled my arm and started swearing at me the other day Mike, so I just laughed at her and walked away.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2003-10-30 at 16:10:49
If we ever had a competition for pissing people off, Andy would win hands down rofl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2003-10-30 at 16:40:27
I don't do anything intentional to piss people off. But I do say stuff like:
Good morning (at night).
mmmyellow (to say hello - i'm mocking a friends father)
umkay (that dude off South Park started it)
meow (who doesn't know that I meow?)
Good morning (at night).
mmmyellow (to say hello - i'm mocking a friends father)
umkay (that dude off South Park started it)
meow (who doesn't know that I meow?)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2003-10-30 at 16:48:59
QUOTE(Yoshi da Sniper)
- In a computer lab at school, switch all the cables in the back with nearby computers.
Thats pretty funny. Change the mouse cords and stuff to other monitors.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2003-10-30 at 16:55:18
Hmmm that would be so funny. if i did that to the teacher lounge area in the staff room. Im ganna try it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2003-10-30 at 16:59:45
Bored at school?
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Instal, and have fun with everyone around you!!
www.download.com --> Net support 7.0
Instal, and have fun with everyone around you!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2003-10-30 at 17:12:58
My school is cheap, They Disabled the internet!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2003-10-30 at 18:02:12
More ideas....
-Assuming you're not old and able-bodied, use a walker and go real slow in a crowded street.
-Find a crowded intersection and keep presing the button to change the light.
-Glue a dollar bill to the sidewalk and laugh at people who try to pick it up.
-Stand around and shine laser pointers into the eyes of passing drivers.
-Sign people up for AOL's Sign on a Friend.
-Assuming you're not old and able-bodied, use a walker and go real slow in a crowded street.
-Find a crowded intersection and keep presing the button to change the light.
-Glue a dollar bill to the sidewalk and laugh at people who try to pick it up.
-Stand around and shine laser pointers into the eyes of passing drivers.
-Sign people up for AOL's Sign on a Friend.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2003-10-30 at 19:02:55
More!
- In a crowded area, yell "SNIPER!" (or "YOSHI DA SNIPER!" rofl )
- Set your answering machine message to constantly say someone elses house (eg. My name is Mike Lat, the message will be "You have reached the residence of Mr. Roy") and watch them go crazy calling the same number back!
- Go into a public washroom, and make EXTREME LOUD sounds of struggle.
- In a crowded area, yell "SNIPER!" (or "YOSHI DA SNIPER!" rofl )
- Set your answering machine message to constantly say someone elses house (eg. My name is Mike Lat, the message will be "You have reached the residence of Mr. Roy") and watch them go crazy calling the same number back!
- Go into a public washroom, and make EXTREME LOUD sounds of struggle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2003-10-30 at 19:17:40
Moose, almost all of those sound familiar...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2003-10-30 at 19:27:31
Never Heard of them but this reminds me of something
A programe Called Jackass on MTV weekdays.
One of them dreesed up like a old man, They is lota traffic and he try to cross at the ligts. And he takes for ever and then a man on a bike helps him cross the road faster and as soon as he reaches the other side, He drops his walking stick and starts running. And all the people Just Look at him. lmao
QUOTE
Assuming you're not old and able-bodied, use a walker and go real slow in a crowded street.
A programe Called Jackass on MTV weekdays.
One of them dreesed up like a old man, They is lota traffic and he try to cross at the ligts. And he takes for ever and then a man on a bike helps him cross the road faster and as soon as he reaches the other side, He drops his walking stick and starts running. And all the people Just Look at him. lmao
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2003-10-30 at 19:28:22
Whenever someone says something, stare at them like you have no idea what's going on and repeat the last word(s) they said.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2003-10-30 at 20:50:59
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Whenever someone says something, stare at them like you have no idea what's going on and repeat the last word(s) they said.
Like stoners?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FizzleBoink on 2003-10-31 at 02:24:48
MY LIST:
- Tell someone something important and then cut-off at the end.. such as
did you know there was *BLANK*
- Start talking gibberish extremely fast!! such as
blasfldsfldfjjalafdjgewrtmdvfgsgdsfdsa
- Pretend that you are a complete idiot and then surprise everyone with A+ insults that even they cannot comprehend..
- End Abruptly
- Tell someone something important and then cut-off at the end.. such as
did you know there was *BLANK*
- Start talking gibberish extremely fast!! such as
blasfldsfldfjjalafdjgewrtmdvfgsgdsfdsa
- Pretend that you are a complete idiot and then surprise everyone with A+ insults that even they cannot comprehend..
- End Abruptly
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2003-10-31 at 03:48:59
When your out with someone ask unknown people if they are male or female.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2003-10-31 at 10:51:02
Hide in a coat rack in some department store, and when people shop by, say "Pick me! Pick me!" lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2003-10-31 at 13:32:40
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Hide in a coat rack in some department store, and when people shop by, say "Pick me! Pick me!"
Yeah ... that only works if you're under 14.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2003-10-31 at 13:42:15
Or if you act you're under 14.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2003-10-31 at 15:08:11
...well... lolReport, edit, etc...Posted by Andy on 2003-10-31 at 20:28:03
It would work for me!