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Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-22 at 20:03:26

Aight I just woke up from a 2 hour sleep and i was sleeping with one hand in mouse and another in keyboard.
I got a fever and like all my nose is like blocked because of all that funky stuff up there.
It happened quite fast and I don't think I caught it from someone.
I also feel like I just ran 400meters under 52 seconds(one of my best time), but all I did was sleep...

Any fast cures out there? so I'll be ok by tommorow, I need it since I got a big Trigonometry Test and a heavy Track practice.

Could SEN be a cure...?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cripple on 2004-08-22 at 20:14:45

Dang Thats Bad. Try Nodle Soup

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2004-08-22 at 20:16:09

I dunno but Vicks Vapo Rub stuff works well for unstuffing noses...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-08-22 at 20:18:55

I've got a vapor rub for you.

...Nevermind...

Uh try a daily dose of vitaman X. (Xeno)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2004-08-22 at 20:37:52

the cure for any sickness (except death

) is 500 hours of nonstap gaming!!! WHOO!!!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-22 at 22:18:39

Ask god too help you then a hot babe will cure you

Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-08-22 at 22:28:21

QUOTE(BeeR_KeG[eM)

,Aug 22 2004, 07:03 PM] Aight I just woke up from a 2 hour sleep and i was sleeping with one hand in mouse and another in keyboard.
I got a fever and like all my nose is like blocked because of all that funky stuff up there.
It happened quite fast and I don't think I caught it from someone.
I also feel like I just ran 400meters under 52 seconds(one of my best time), but all I did was sleep...

Any fast cures out there? so I'll be ok by tommorow, I need it since I got a big Trigonometry Test and a heavy Track practice.

Could SEN be a cure...?

I'd have to say vapor rub and/or noodle soup.

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the cure for any sickness (except death ) is 500 hours of nonstap gaming!!! WHOO!!!!!

500 hours of nonstop gaming = 3 weeks, give or take a few hours; DEFINITELY not quick.

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Ask god too help you then a hot babe will cure you

If the hot babe's a doctor, yes. Otherwise, no.

Failing all that, you may have to miss school... There may be a few more solutions out there, but I can't think of them right now.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-22 at 22:31:58

Sometimes its not a doctor too me its a nusre with big tits and everything i can dream of i'm getting off topic sry But still a hot babe can cure anything it will make you forget about your sickness and just think of the hot gurls

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-08-22 at 22:45:22

» Get off the computer.
» Chicken Soup
» Drink many liquids
» Grab a roll of toilet paper if you start sneezing alot.
» Sleep

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-22 at 22:47:26

QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Aug 22 2004, 09:45 PM)

» Get off the computer.
» Chicken Soup
» Drink many liquids
» Grab a roll of toilet paper if you start sneezing alot.
» Sleep

That won't help you stick with my advice Pray to god for a hot babe

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-08-22 at 22:56:02

Wolfmasterkouga, that wasn't funny the 0.0000001'th time, why would it be funny the 396/132'th time?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-08-22 at 23:00:31

QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Aug 22 2004, 07:45 PM)

» Get off the computer.
» Chicken Soup
» Drink many liquids
» Grab a roll of toilet paper if you start sneezing alot.
» Sleep

Moose is god for sickness.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-23 at 00:19:08

I'm not tryin to be funny i'm just tellin sometimes it works i'm not lieing it works for me

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-08-23 at 00:35:24

ginger ale: carbonation is good for you
mix brown sugar and ginger in water and drink it. The ginger will clear out your nose and the sugar tastes yummy.
cool cloth on your forhead
sleep
do sit ups. seriously

Report, edit, etc...Posted by mobomojo on 2004-08-23 at 00:39:50

Drink lots of liquids, and get a cool breeze going somewhere. Not sure about the latter, but it works for me.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by D3D_3ND on 2004-08-23 at 10:16:02

alright try this go upside down anyway u can and drink water that should cure
ur hiccup

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-23 at 10:48:46

Drink Some milk foo it cures you cuz MR.T drinks milk why don't you

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2004-08-23 at 11:52:28

Suicidate yourself. You'll stop feeling bad... well you will stop feeling!

j/k

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2004-08-23 at 18:44:03

The word is "euthanize", Moosey Goosey.

I recommend eating a lot of Saltine crackers and drinking ginger ale nonstop. You'll have to pee a lot, but you'll be distracted from your symptoms!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-23 at 19:29:16

QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Aug 22 2004, 10:45 PM)

» Get off the computer.
» Chicken Soup
» Drink many liquids
» Grab a roll of toilet paper if you start sneezing alot.
» Sleep

You're now Dr.Moose, it worked pretty well.
Although I felt a lil bad this morning, it wasn't as bad as yesterday so i went along school and I didn't notice much.

I went to my Track practice and that was the final ingredient for the cure.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-08-23 at 19:31:01

QUOTE(BeeR_KeG[eM)

,Aug 23 2004, 04:29 PM]

QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Aug 22 2004, 10:45 PM)

» Get off the computer.
» Chicken Soup
» Drink many liquids
» Grab a roll of toilet paper if you start sneezing alot.
» Sleep

Well, that's nice to hear.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-23 at 20:13:12

How come you listen to his advice but not my good advice

I pity you foo for not drinkin milk your going be small and skinny and week foo. If you drink milk you become strong like the hulk

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2004-08-23 at 20:18:02

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How come you listen to his advice but not my good advice angry.gif I pity you foo for not drinkin milk your going be small and skinny and week foo. If you drink milk you become strong like the hulk

Every time I see the word milk I think,"Who the hell was the guy who first went up to a cow and said' Hey look at these pink things, I think I will squeeze them and drink what comes out.'" Thats just plain wierd. Its soda, water, or juices for me...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-23 at 20:24:47

QUOTE(Wolfmasterkouga @ Aug 23 2004, 08:13 PM)

How come you listen to his advice but not my good advice

I pity you foo for not drinkin milk your going be small and skinny and week foo. If you drink milk you become strong like the hulk

I drink something better than milk. It's on a post I don't remember.
Just look in my profile at all the posts I made, it's before august 15

I was home and alone so there weren't any available hot girls around. If I was at school then I would've tryed it...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2004-08-23 at 20:26:51

QUOTE(Wolfmasterkouga @ Aug 22 2004, 09:18 PM)

Ask god too help you then a hot babe will cure you

she will do more than cure him

ok i know a great cure.....

stab your self wit a knife in your leg that way you dont remember that ur nose is plugged and u feel like

eh?

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