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Alright here it is:

=+ THE PLAN +=

Problem: We want to watch Matrix 3 on Saturday, but tickets are sold out.

Solution: We do THE PLAN.

Setup:

Get to the theater by 6:30, we will organize there into 2 groups.

Group 1:
Old friend
Old friends' friends
Me

Group 2:
My friends

Process:

(Phase 1) An Innocent Start

1. Group 1 will enter the movie theater because we already pre-bought tickets, and go into Matrix 3 movie room.
2. I will grab all of their tickets and head to the bathroom.


(Phase 2) The Dirty Bathroom (YOUR PART)

1. Group 2 will buy tickets for Runaway Jury at 7:15.
2. Go inside to the BATHROOM.
3. I will head to the bathroom and go inside and hand Group 2 the Group 1 tickets.

(Phase 3) On to Victory (YOUR PART)

1. One by one, we head to the Matrix 3 room. If all go out at once, it will look suspicious.

I don't get it, but it sounds like it'll fail

Alright it sounds dumb because their are guards at the entrance of the movie room, so thats why we need the ticket switching heh.

I wont lie, It could,Could not work.

Could work as if your team dont look suspicious and pretend each gruop dont know each other. And when and if you get inside each group site away from each other.

Or

one person goes in. and looks for the exist, he opens it and you are all inside just find the moive and your moive free. ( just make sure the door dont start a fire alream Happend to me )

Could Not work as your are pretty large group. If seen together you would crash and burn!

Alright heres what you do:

Plan A:
- Boycott theatre and start calling guards womanizers than camp until tickets are refilled..
- or tell one of your friends to seduce the guards whilst you all sneak in the door.

Plan B:
- Plan A fails miserably
- Yell at ticket master "The Matrix has You!!" and he/she will give you a free ticket because suddenly that phrase is the secret code for the weeks giveaway.
- Become Agent Smith and convert guards into copies of self
- Dodge bullets in bullet time
- Have sex in cyberworld

Plan C:
- Plan B fails miserably and holds Plan A's ass
- Be a desperate hobo and suddenly strike at the guards
- Sell yourself to Jabba the Hutt
- Nipple Pinchy
- *$@&1*#$%#*@)$&

And there you have it.. the perfect plans

...or you steal money from a random stranger and use it to pay for the tickets

Or challage th gaurd to a eye stearing contest whil your mate sneek in.

I think it would work, but you'd need to get there early enough to make sure you get seats. And don't all go together, or it would look suspicious either way.

"Fail Severely!" Things like this never work. When one of you walks into the theater, next thing you know you trip over a popcorn kernel, everyone looks at you and a guard asks for your ticket. They throw you out and you go on the "black list"

Me and some friends spent most of the day at a theater once. We bought one ticket, then after then movie, we went to the bathroom/snack shop/arcade, hung out for a while, then went to some other movie. Nobody stopped us.

You can't really say if it'll suceed or fail. It all depends on how the plan is carried out and the security at the theater.

Just run past the guards. They can't catch all of you.

Right. Depends on the theater. Like there are a couple around here I would have no problem sneaking into.

heh once i said i lost my ticket trough a hole in my pants and got in

Bum Rush the guards!!!

Omg the bathroom is such a stupid spot because there's only one exit and a camera is probably right at the entrance of each movie room.

Heres a better plan :
-You and a couple of friends want to watch the new Matrix movie except you guys were too late and all the movie tickets were sold out.
- Get tickets for a SUCKY movie or any other movie that is available, REMEMBER pick a SUCKY movie because no one would actually want to put a camera up with a movie not worth seeing.
- Next, pretend that you are going in to see the sucky movie, wait a few minutes then go out again and check if there are any guards around, then ONE by ONE go out and buy some "popcorn" but instead of buying popcorn act like you're looking at the prices. Then start heading to the new Matrix movie, but DO NOT try and rush your way because it'll look suspicious.
- Mission accomplished!

Notes :
It's even easier if theres a lot of people around.
Try to avoid small movie theaters because it's harder to sneak around.
Try this only if your a desperate guy and would pay 1,000 bucks if there was an available ticket.
Don't risk getting caught by the guards because believe me I know a person who got caught. (Just for the public, I won't tell who the person is ) And this guy had to call his parents or he had to be sent home by the police. He had to pay double the cost. Also he got banned from the ******** building and if he was found in there again he would go to jail.

Btw, I did this once and only once with a couple of friends in Canada, it was pretty risky but my friends said they did this everytime the tickets were sold out or they looked too young to see a movie.

Oh yeah don't try this at home.

We got caught. What happened was we were almost there, I had all the tickets, then after i came out of the bathroom and tried getting back in... there was a REALLY BIG FAT BLACK MAN! He didn't let us is no matter what. He asked us for adult, but we didn't have any so... we got kicked

Ha! I knew it would fail

aww to bad i hoped you would make it

Here I'm sure it would be g0suly easy, theres only guards INSIDE, and no one watching the exit, so you can just slip in, get into the bathrooms, wait till your friend comes to give you the ticket, then you can just enter. They don't even look at it if you come from the bathroom. The bad part is that you will miss the earlier ads of the pre-movie

Nice try anyway.

There was another way you could of done it

> Assuming theres 3 of you...
- 1 person runs on the left wall
- 1 person runs on the right wall
- 1 person runs down the middle
> Now, Everyone surronds him and jumps him. Kick him in the face and karate chop him.
> By now, your cover will be ruined, and more movie guys will be running after you.
> Take a big pole (like in Matrix Reloaded) and kick some ass.
> As police arrive, you can kick their asses too for fun.
> Go in and watch the movie.


I didn't say it'd be possible B)

Pfftt... I'm a matrix fan, what can I say?

I think you're crazy, Yoshi. But who am I to talk? I have dreams like that! :hyper:

Why not just 1 person go in. And open the back door.? i allways do it here. So god dam easy for the Movie place i go to. Its HUGE with Mucho guards but still i can do it. :UBEREVIL:

I must just be missing something, but I rarely if ever see guards at theaters (excluding the ticket takers). Do they just blend in that well? Or am I missing them? Or are they just not there? :confused:

Maybe its all 3.