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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-09-12 at 01:13:49
This question came up as an analogy to "Would you rather vote for John Kerry or George Bush?" Both situations have no real solution.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Swift_ninja( on 2004-09-12 at 01:21:25
lol... thats sick
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-09-12 at 01:31:18
QUOTE(Swift_ninja( @ Sep 11 2004, 09:21 PM)
lol... thats sick
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hell ya it is
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2004-09-12 at 01:32:05
You get paid for tech support at least. The choice is obvious happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-09-12 at 01:38:46
Working for microsoft will make you insane by all the stupid newbie questions.

Sorry, I'll take my chances with the Burly Men.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-09-12 at 09:36:20
I'd be raped in the ass, that way you get a little something extra. wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Moogle on 2004-09-12 at 09:38:29
I rather have barney in power ^_^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2004-09-12 at 09:58:16
QUOTE(Yoshi da Sniper @ Sep 11 2004, 11:38 PM)
Working for microsoft will make you insane by all the stupid newbie questions.

Sorry, I'll take my chances with the Burly Men.
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Dude,id take the newbs any day, thats just sick
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-09-12 at 10:36:07
I'd go for Microsoft, even though I'd have noob nightmares...

One day I'll walk up to Bill Gates office with a gun and tell him, "You go put me in the new OS department development, I'll make you an uber new OS and I'll make you richer and I'll also be richer"
If he refuses then I'll release WinXP source code and release it to hackers and then Gates will be ruined hahaha.

If Gates gets a bigger gun than mine, I'd go with the burly men... crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-09-12 at 11:05:44
I'll take Microsoft. Just keep transferring the calls to the guys in India. They'll cover for you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-09-12 at 11:11:14
This question is easy to answer! in 12 words
JUst choose mircoSoft cuz getting raped by ugly men is yucky
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-09-12 at 11:33:40
I don't think you guys quite understood. Let me use capital letters: WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION!!!!! This shouldn't be an easy choice. If you have any idea of what Windows ME actually is you'd understand. Maybe if I use the other question I had:

Would you rather work be assigned to fix the glitches in the Enter the Matrix video game or be raped in the ass by large, burly men?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2004-09-12 at 12:10:27
I thought that Enter the Matrix was fine. Not good, but fine.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-09-12 at 12:45:03
Hey, atleast in tech support I'm getting paid to hear the funny idiocy of idiots.
That's one of the greatest sources of humor in the world;
Human's own stupidity!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-09-12 at 14:03:28
No you guys still don't understand. Windows ME! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION!

It's like the buggiest censored.gif tiest operating system ever known. Also Enter The Matrix was FULL of glitches and crashed a lot.

Also if you talked to a Microsoft employee about Windows ME they would probably deny that it ever existed. Or claim it was hackers who made it. That's how much it sucks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2004-09-12 at 14:18:14
still Salacious, getting raped by Burly MEN ermm.gif ermm.gif crazy.gif crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2004-09-12 at 14:22:54
im using ME smile.gif so i should know. im gonna have to go with the men....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2004-09-12 at 15:08:15
I'd go and work with Macs instead. Oh wait, I already am. pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2004-09-12 at 16:07:04
[Center]I assumed that Xeno was the burly man. So I chose the Xeno option. Well, that reason and cause I never seen Windows ME.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2004-09-12 at 16:21:00
Nor have I, but it sounds completely and utterly terrible.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2004-09-12 at 17:11:35
QUOTE(SaLaCiouS(U) @ Sep 12 2004, 01:03 PM)
No you guys still don't understand. Windows ME! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION! WINDOWS MILLENIUM EDITION!

It's like the buggiest  censored.gif tiest operating system ever known. Also Enter The Matrix was FULL of glitches and crashed a lot.

Also if you talked to a Microsoft employee about Windows ME they would probably deny that it ever existed. Or claim it was hackers who made it. That's how much it sucks.
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My friend called ME "The first AI ever made"..according to him, his computer would randomly open up paint, open/close the cd drive, start selecting things, etc..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-09-12 at 17:45:08
I'm not saying I want to get raped in the ass by large, burly men. It's just that they're both TERRIBLE choices. Most of you probably haven't even heard of Windows ME, which is a testament to how censored.gif ty it must be.

Also Enter the Matrix is bug filled.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2004-09-13 at 00:00:12
I voted Burly man, I mean, its nice enough to be ass-raped, but by a Burly man, thats like a birthday present. w00t.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-13 at 00:04:17
Are you kidding me, SaLaCiouS(U)? I'd rather take my chances with Windows ME tech support. At least you get paid there...
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