Report, edit, etc...Posted by Moogle on 2004-09-15 at 10:49:21
Sorry for poor grammar and spelling. If this not funny i am sorry i am trying my hardest think up funny plots and stuff do with bloopers. Blame Fizzle ^_^
Protoss Bloopers..
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Created By: Moogle
High Templar " Storming Mayhem "
Take 1, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, High Templar says " Uh.. whats my line again? " Marines " OMG we need frag this HT " *
Take 2, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, Marine " I got hole in one, WHOOHOOO " High Templar " ... WTF? GET YOUR :censor: DOWN IN VALLEY " *
Take 3, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, Your under attack High Templar " ?? " Tank " What do I look like and orc " High Templar " ... OMG HIS WACKED " Marine " Here quit it thats my saying " *
Take 4, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, Firebat " Is something burning? " High Templar " Uh.. No " Firebat " I love the smell of napalm " High Templar storms Firebat, Producer " CUT I HAD IT UP TOO HERE WITH YOUR :censor: UPS I QUIT " *
Zealot " About to die "
Take 1, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, Zealot " Look at all the pretty lights! " Zerglings " ? " Zealot " Oh yea. " [Death] *
Take 2, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, Zealot teleports onto a Carrier. Zerglings look up, and say to each other " You ain't from around here, are you? " Zealot is in confusion. Zergling use's yamato on the Zealot Carrier *
Take 3, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, Zealot " Ready for your sponge bath? " Zergling gives big grin ^_^, Zealot " This is very interesting...but stupid. " Zergling " Hope they don't put me in any tight spaces. " Zealot " Unauthorized transmission. " *
Take 4, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, " ] One small step for man, one giant...[static]...STOP POKING ME! " Zerglings walk away and start munching on dead bodies of zealots *
Advisor " Wrong sayings at wrong time "
Take 1, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, Advisor " This is not Warcraft in space! " Executor " Huh? " Advisor " Easily amused, huh? " Executor [Grabs phase cannon blows crap outta Advisor] *
Take 2, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, Advisor " How can I be of service? Is there a problem? " Memory overload Transmission dropout *
Take 3, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, Advisor runs around in cicrles, Executor " Ya'll need some good old-fashioned discipline. " Advisor " You get off on annoying people, don't you? " Executor " I knew I should've stayed in bed this morning. " *
Take 4, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, We have incoming duran swarm coming from the south what do you want us to do Executor. Executor " How may I help? " Advisor " What do you want our warriors to do ? " Executor " You called down the thunder, Now reap the whirlwind. " Advisor " Say again? " Executor " Keep it up! I dare ya. " Advisor " I vote we frag this commander. " [Nuclear launch detected] Advisor " You want a piece of me, boy? " [nuclear bomb destorys all]. *
Hope you enjoyed this bloopers nothing special just something to do to waste time.
Protoss Bloopers..
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Created By: Moogle
High Templar " Storming Mayhem "
Take 1, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, High Templar says " Uh.. whats my line again? " Marines " OMG we need frag this HT " *
Take 2, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, Marine " I got hole in one, WHOOHOOO " High Templar " ... WTF? GET YOUR :censor: DOWN IN VALLEY " *
Take 3, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, Your under attack High Templar " ?? " Tank " What do I look like and orc " High Templar " ... OMG HIS WACKED " Marine " Here quit it thats my saying " *
Take 4, Action..
*High templar spots a pack of marines walking though a valley he walks up to the edge and about to storm, Firebat " Is something burning? " High Templar " Uh.. No " Firebat " I love the smell of napalm " High Templar storms Firebat, Producer " CUT I HAD IT UP TOO HERE WITH YOUR :censor: UPS I QUIT " *
Zealot " About to die "
Take 1, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, Zealot " Look at all the pretty lights! " Zerglings " ? " Zealot " Oh yea. " [Death] *
Take 2, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, Zealot teleports onto a Carrier. Zerglings look up, and say to each other " You ain't from around here, are you? " Zealot is in confusion. Zergling use's yamato on the Zealot Carrier *
Take 3, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, Zealot " Ready for your sponge bath? " Zergling gives big grin ^_^, Zealot " This is very interesting...but stupid. " Zergling " Hope they don't put me in any tight spaces. " Zealot " Unauthorized transmission. " *
Take 4, Action..
*Zerglings out flak a single zealot on his fine strike of attack, " ] One small step for man, one giant...[static]...STOP POKING ME! " Zerglings walk away and start munching on dead bodies of zealots *
Advisor " Wrong sayings at wrong time "
Take 1, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, Advisor " This is not Warcraft in space! " Executor " Huh? " Advisor " Easily amused, huh? " Executor [Grabs phase cannon blows crap outta Advisor] *
Take 2, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, Advisor " How can I be of service? Is there a problem? " Memory overload Transmission dropout *
Take 3, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, Advisor runs around in cicrles, Executor " Ya'll need some good old-fashioned discipline. " Advisor " You get off on annoying people, don't you? " Executor " I knew I should've stayed in bed this morning. " *
Take 4, Action..
*Executor you have incoming transmission, We have incoming duran swarm coming from the south what do you want us to do Executor. Executor " How may I help? " Advisor " What do you want our warriors to do ? " Executor " You called down the thunder, Now reap the whirlwind. " Advisor " Say again? " Executor " Keep it up! I dare ya. " Advisor " I vote we frag this commander. " [Nuclear launch detected] Advisor " You want a piece of me, boy? " [nuclear bomb destorys all]. *
Hope you enjoyed this bloopers nothing special just something to do to waste time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-09-15 at 13:08:03
I'd rather see a SC map about that :/. Not funny in text 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Moogle on 2004-09-15 at 13:10:56
Indeed it is not. If im really bored i'll make it into a sc map ^_^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2004-09-15 at 13:17:35
[Center]What the crackhead? Are you drunk? Drunk enough to do stupid things but not drunk enough to talk like a complete idiot...[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Moogle on 2004-09-15 at 13:19:21
`BiG~kAhOoNa` ?? Wtf you on about? get on topic 
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.Report, edit, etc...Posted by T.s.u.k.a.s.a on 2004-09-15 at 17:46:29
Booooooooooooooooooring. Reading it in text sucks. It would be funny in a map. Maybe I should try something in my next map like that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-15 at 19:05:00
I agree with these people. It's not funny if it's in text; you'll need to make a movie map for this. If you need a few more ideas, read this story:
Cut! The StarCraft Outtakes
Has anyone attemped a blooper reel movie map like this, anyway? A blooper reel movie map could be a suitable companion map for an RPG.
Cut! The StarCraft Outtakes
Has anyone attemped a blooper reel movie map like this, anyway? A blooper reel movie map could be a suitable companion map for an RPG.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2004-09-16 at 03:56:10
Make it a map man!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-09-16 at 08:42:19
Yea, Morpheus, Yoshi already did one about a BW mission. Think you saw it already. Hella funny.
And yea, make it a SC movie map with a context. Should rule
And yea, make it a SC movie map with a context. Should rule
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-16 at 20:41:17
QUOTE(Shadow Paladin @ Sep 16 2004, 05:42 AM)
Yea, Morpheus, Yoshi already did one about a BW mission. Think you saw it already. Hella funny.
And yea, make it a SC movie map with a context. Should rule
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Oh yeah, the SSC Christmas map. That was SO funny. How come didn't do follow-up blooper maps for the other campaign missions?