Report, edit, etc...Posted by SierraMistDrunk on 2004-09-22 at 09:15:18
TEH TRUE ENDING TO EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!!!!!!
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Luke loses his hand.
Luke: HOLY CRAP! DUDE IT BURNS! WHY DOES IT BURN!
Vader: Obi-wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He sadi you killed him!
Vader: Who? Obi-wan?
Luke: No you sith bastard my father!
Vader: WHAT?! Thats a damn lie!
Luke: Why is that?
Vader: Becuase I'm your father
head!
Luke! What?! NO! Obi-Wan do something!
Obi-wan appears
Obi-wan: I can't do anything, I'M YOUR MOTHER!
Luke is shocked beyond belived.
Luke: Well isn't that a kick in the groin.....(Jumps off)
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POST YER OWN VERSION TO THE ENDING OR CONTINUE THIS ONE TO RETURN OF THE JEDI!
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Luke loses his hand.
Luke: HOLY CRAP! DUDE IT BURNS! WHY DOES IT BURN!
Vader: Obi-wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He sadi you killed him!
Vader: Who? Obi-wan?
Luke: No you sith bastard my father!
Vader: WHAT?! Thats a damn lie!
Luke: Why is that?
Vader: Becuase I'm your father
head!Luke! What?! NO! Obi-Wan do something!
Obi-wan appears
Obi-wan: I can't do anything, I'M YOUR MOTHER!
Luke is shocked beyond belived.
Luke: Well isn't that a kick in the groin.....(Jumps off)
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POST YER OWN VERSION TO THE ENDING OR CONTINUE THIS ONE TO RETURN OF THE JEDI!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-09-24 at 17:39:54
Thats one :censored:ed up ending bravo! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SierraMistDrunk on 2004-09-25 at 12:47:39
QUOTE(Wolfmasterkouga @ Sep 24 2004, 03:39 PM)
Thats one :censored:ed up ending bravo!
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Heres a scene just for kicks:
Rebel troop: Whats with all the noise in the princess bedroom!
Rebel Commander: Her brother is trying to make out with her....
Rebel troop: WHAT?! NOT AGAIN!
Rebel troop: GO TO CODE RED IMEADIETLY!