Report, edit, etc...Posted by x BakaPeter x on 2004-09-25 at 12:38:54
Once upon a time there was a man named Peter. The man had 2 wives. one day the wives were angry and decided that Peter should choose one of the wives to be his wife. Peter got mad a 
-slapped the wives.
THE END
-slapped the wives.THE END
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-09-25 at 12:46:36
There was this joke that was so bad that it hit all the others.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-09-25 at 17:06:44
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean one?
Jimmy took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles is the guy next door...
A white horse fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean one?
Jimmy took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles is the guy next door...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-09-25 at 17:31:56
Knock, Whose There?
Knock Down Ginger
Knock Down Ginger
Report, edit, etc...Posted by x BakaPeter x on 2004-09-25 at 17:35:46
There was a man that was going to the airport. on the way there he saw his old friend and said hi to him. he then went on the plane. 20 minutes later the secret service came and took him off the plane. why?
The answer is. The man going to the airplane is named Jack. When he said hi to his old friend, his friend said Hi Jack. Hi-Jack so the secret service thought that it was a plane jacking.
The answer is. The man going to the airplane is named Jack. When he said hi to his old friend, his friend said Hi Jack. Hi-Jack so the secret service thought that it was a plane jacking.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-09-25 at 17:37:32
Hes a terrorist... idk
A man walked into a bar and sayd ouch
A man walked into a bar and sayd ouch
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Andy on 2004-09-25 at 19:04:30
A man with a black eye gets on a bus and sits next to another man with a black eye. Seeing the humour in it, one man asks the other man what happend to him. He said it was a slip of the tongue, and that he went through a highway toll of a woman with huge breats, and said he was going to Tittsburg, instead of Pittsburg she punched him. The other man said his was also a slip of tongue, and instead of asking his wife for the sugar he said you ruined my life you ugly fat .
.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-09-25 at 19:25:07
Hah! Thats soo funny... i dont have any jokes...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Swift_ninja( on 2004-09-26 at 15:14:41
QUOTE(Kow @ Sep 25 2004, 04:06 PM)
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean one?
Jimmy took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles is the guy next door...
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A white horse fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean one?
Jimmy took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles is the guy next door...
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I thought it went bubbles is the girl next door.
Once there was a person who was driving in the middle of nowhere. He had to go badly. And he finally found one, So he went poo but there was no toilet paper. So he whiped his butt with his 2 fingers. Then it said put 2 fingers in theese holes when ur done. So he put them their. On the other side of the door is a person with a hammer. He hit his fingers with the hammer and the guy said ouch and put his fingers in his mouth.
If you dont get the end pretend your the person who went poo and act it out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-09-26 at 15:26:10
Hahh1!!!!!!!!! uhh... idk if my post was spam but that was funny 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2004-09-26 at 15:56:12
Sorry if this insults anyone but its kinda funny also goes along with the stereotype of dunb blonds which i know is not 100% true;
There was a blond, a burnette, and a redhead the just robbed a bank and were running from the cops. As they ran they found an alley and hid in it.
The Burnette hid behind some gabage bags, The redhead hid behind some boxes and the blond hid in a trashcan.
After a few minutes the cops went into the alley.
First the heard a noise behind the garbage bags and started to walk over there and the burnette went meow, meow and made them think it was a cat so they went to the boxes where they heard another noise. ad they neared they heard woof, woof, so they moved on thinking it was a dog it had started to look as if they wouldnt find any of the bank robbers but as they neared the trash can the blond said, "Garbage can, garbage can."
They immediatly arrested her and took her to jail, the end.
There was a blond, a burnette, and a redhead the just robbed a bank and were running from the cops. As they ran they found an alley and hid in it.
The Burnette hid behind some gabage bags, The redhead hid behind some boxes and the blond hid in a trashcan.
After a few minutes the cops went into the alley.
First the heard a noise behind the garbage bags and started to walk over there and the burnette went meow, meow and made them think it was a cat so they went to the boxes where they heard another noise. ad they neared they heard woof, woof, so they moved on thinking it was a dog it had started to look as if they wouldnt find any of the bank robbers but as they neared the trash can the blond said, "Garbage can, garbage can."
They immediatly arrested her and took her to jail, the end.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-09-26 at 16:01:01
hahh thats like the potatoe potatoe joke...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Swift_ninja( on 2004-09-26 at 21:26:48
lol that was funny
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-26 at 21:44:11
Kids today think that the Trojan War was fought over condoms.
I used to be agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
Why is it called rush hour when nothing moves?
You think New York's bad? Try going to Detroit. You can go ten blocks in any direction and never leave the scene of the crime.
I used to be agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
Why is it called rush hour when nothing moves?
You think New York's bad? Try going to Detroit. You can go ten blocks in any direction and never leave the scene of the crime.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-09-26 at 22:19:06
Want to hear a good one..?
You!
(Ahh gawd I crack myself up.. )
You!
(Ahh gawd I crack myself up..
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-09-27 at 06:08:01
What do you get when you mix a chicken with an egg?
A deformed chicken...
lol kinda corni but.... i made it.... up .... now..... dot dot dot....
A deformed chicken...
lol kinda corni but.... i made it.... up .... now..... dot dot dot....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-09-27 at 06:46:19
There was a very poor farmer who really liked his donkey, he always went everywhere with it. One day, he won the lottery and got $10,000. not knowing what to do with it, he went to the most expensive restaraunt in the area with his donkey.
He went into the expensive hotel and asked the guy for the most expensive room they had. The guy showed him to the most expensive room in the hotel.
The farmer was about to go in when the guy said "Hey, no donkeys allowed" the farmer said "but I go everywhere with it." And the guy said "ok, you can leave it with us"
So the farmer left his donkey and went into the room. To his suprise EVERYTHING was made of gold, the bed, the T.V and couch and even the food
.He didnt want to mess up anything so he just slept on the floor.
The next day, as the farmer was leaving the guy went up to him and said "That will be $10,000 for the room." The farmer replied " But i didnt use anything!"
Manager: $2500 for the food
Farmer: but i didnt eat the food
Manager:It was there you should've...$2500 for the Bed
Farmer: But i didnt sleep on the bed
Manager:It was there you should've...$2500 for T.V and Couch
Farmer: But i didnt watch the T.V or use the Couch
Manager:It was there you should've...$2500 for Electricity and RoomService
Farmer: But i didnt use electricity or call room service
Manager:It was there you should've
Farmer: You owe me $10000 for f-ing my donkey!
Manager:Sir, I did NOT F**k your donkey
Farmer: It was there, you should've
ADDITION: this is sorta like the bubbles one
One day 3 ducks were arrested for swimming inna pond on private property.
at the trial, the judge asked the first duck.
Judge: What where you doing in the pond?
Duck 1: I was blowing Bubbles!
She asked the second duck
Judge: What where you doing in the pond?
Duck 2: I was blowing Bubbles!
She asked the third duck
Judge: What where you doing in the pond? lemme guess.. blowing bubbles?
Duck 2: I am Bubbles!
He went into the expensive hotel and asked the guy for the most expensive room they had. The guy showed him to the most expensive room in the hotel.
The farmer was about to go in when the guy said "Hey, no donkeys allowed" the farmer said "but I go everywhere with it." And the guy said "ok, you can leave it with us"
So the farmer left his donkey and went into the room. To his suprise EVERYTHING was made of gold, the bed, the T.V and couch and even the food
.He didnt want to mess up anything so he just slept on the floor.The next day, as the farmer was leaving the guy went up to him and said "That will be $10,000 for the room." The farmer replied " But i didnt use anything!"
Manager: $2500 for the food
Farmer: but i didnt eat the food
Manager:It was there you should've...$2500 for the Bed
Farmer: But i didnt sleep on the bed
Manager:It was there you should've...$2500 for T.V and Couch
Farmer: But i didnt watch the T.V or use the Couch
Manager:It was there you should've...$2500 for Electricity and RoomService
Farmer: But i didnt use electricity or call room service
Manager:It was there you should've
Farmer: You owe me $10000 for f-ing my donkey!
Manager:Sir, I did NOT F**k your donkey
Farmer: It was there, you should've
ADDITION: this is sorta like the bubbles one
One day 3 ducks were arrested for swimming inna pond on private property.
at the trial, the judge asked the first duck.
Judge: What where you doing in the pond?
Duck 1: I was blowing Bubbles!
She asked the second duck
Judge: What where you doing in the pond?
Duck 2: I was blowing Bubbles!
She asked the third duck
Judge: What where you doing in the pond? lemme guess.. blowing bubbles?
Duck 2: I am Bubbles!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2004-09-28 at 20:51:05
I hope none of you guys are mexican here....
There were 3 ppl on this boat: A German, A Mexican, and an American. Their boat was sinking so they needed to throw away their valuables in order to keep afloat.
The German threw away a case of beer saying "We've got plenty of beer in Germany so we dont need those."
The Mexican throws away a bag full of burritos saying, "We've got plenty of burritos in Mexico so we dont need those.
The American then grabbed the Mexican and threw him off the boat and the german asks, "Why did you do that?"
The American replies, "We've got plenty of mexicans in America so we dont need him."
There were 3 ppl on this boat: A German, A Mexican, and an American. Their boat was sinking so they needed to throw away their valuables in order to keep afloat.
The German threw away a case of beer saying "We've got plenty of beer in Germany so we dont need those."
The Mexican throws away a bag full of burritos saying, "We've got plenty of burritos in Mexico so we dont need those.
The American then grabbed the Mexican and threw him off the boat and the german asks, "Why did you do that?"
The American replies, "We've got plenty of mexicans in America so we dont need him."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamacow on 2004-09-28 at 20:59:51
So a baby seal walks into a club...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2004-09-28 at 21:08:41
Heres another,
Two guys walk into a bar, one orders a taquilla, and the other orders a bloody mary.
Then the first guy asks the second one if he could handle alchohol enough to drive him home, the second guy says yes, later on after they drink their beverages they start to go home but on the way they get pulled over by a cop for speeding, The cop then asks the second guy for his license and registration. The second guy responds by saying I dont have either of them. The cop asks why and he responds because I stole this car.
The cop then tells him to open the glove compartment to see if he can find the license/registration. The guy then replies, all that's in there is my gun. The cop looking worried now asks why there was a gun in the glovecompartment. The guy replies; because I used it to shoot the owner of the car who's corps is in the trunk. The cop then calls the chief of police and a squad.
When they get there the C.O.P. (Chief Of Police) tells him to open the glovecompartment, and when the guy does HIS license and registrations fall out, the COP asks where the gun is and the guy says what gun? Then the cop looks in the trunk, no body and then he checks up on the car's history and it turns out it belongewd to the guy, when the cop starts to right him a ticket he says, why are you doing that, you should be arresting that idiot cop who told you that i was speeding...
Two guys walk into a bar, one orders a taquilla, and the other orders a bloody mary.
Then the first guy asks the second one if he could handle alchohol enough to drive him home, the second guy says yes, later on after they drink their beverages they start to go home but on the way they get pulled over by a cop for speeding, The cop then asks the second guy for his license and registration. The second guy responds by saying I dont have either of them. The cop asks why and he responds because I stole this car.
The cop then tells him to open the glove compartment to see if he can find the license/registration. The guy then replies, all that's in there is my gun. The cop looking worried now asks why there was a gun in the glovecompartment. The guy replies; because I used it to shoot the owner of the car who's corps is in the trunk. The cop then calls the chief of police and a squad.
When they get there the C.O.P. (Chief Of Police) tells him to open the glovecompartment, and when the guy does HIS license and registrations fall out, the COP asks where the gun is and the guy says what gun? Then the cop looks in the trunk, no body and then he checks up on the car's history and it turns out it belongewd to the guy, when the cop starts to right him a ticket he says, why are you doing that, you should be arresting that idiot cop who told you that i was speeding...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-09-29 at 17:03:06
A man walks into a bar with three ducks, he orders a drink for them all and then goes to the toliet. The barman feels he should make conversation with the ducks and ask the first how it is.
"Great" replies Charles "my day was the best ever, in and out of puddles all day, you'd never believe it!"
"Well that sounds great!" Replies the barman, he then askes how the second duck is;
"Oh just as good as Charles, even better i feel, in and out of puddles all day and then got to come here to rest!"
"Well nice of you to speak highly of my pub!" says the barman
"So", he goes to the final duck, "you had a good day to?"
"No!" replies puddles
"Great" replies Charles "my day was the best ever, in and out of puddles all day, you'd never believe it!"
"Well that sounds great!" Replies the barman, he then askes how the second duck is;
"Oh just as good as Charles, even better i feel, in and out of puddles all day and then got to come here to rest!"
"Well nice of you to speak highly of my pub!" says the barman
"So", he goes to the final duck, "you had a good day to?"
"No!" replies puddles