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This topic is knowing how addicted to Starcraft you are:

Here are a few:
1. Starting a topic about How addicted to Starcraft you are.

2. Screaming Queen of blads have arrived.

3. Looking for a Zergling beddy bear, If you cant find one you ask the shop keeper to order some. Though they dont exist.

4. When ever some one asks you something for you to do your Reply "for Auir".

5. Run down town on 2 hands and legs with a barc bord tail acting like a zergling.

6. You jump off your roof top with a card board ship of a protoss "Scout" trying to fly.

7. Your name is Tazzy

8. You're a mapper with a website (now who could that be?)

You call Beetles Reavers.

When its bad weather and lightning outside, you say its a Psionic Storm.

When you see smoke, you assume a Hallucination must have died.

You wonder why people drive motorcycles on the ground when they can get one that hovers like a Vulture.

You try to form an Archon with someone else.

You try to form a Dark Archon with someone else.

You have gotten Ocular Implants to see farther.

Right before a race you take a Stimpack to run faster than everyone else.

When you see something horrible you ask people to Optical Flare you.

You wonder why they didn't use Lockdown on the planes on Sept. 11th.

If someone asks you make something, you tell them you need more Minerals/Gas.

When you see a blimp you ask where the Interceptors on.

You are paranoid of Observers spying on you.

You wonder why people explore space when they could just Comsat it.

1.) You think your grandma is an infested kerrigan!!
2.) You run around street with explosives tied around self screaming "For the Overmind"
3.) You throw a rock up in the air and say "Nuclear Launch Detected"
4.) You dig a hole next to your neighbors house, and when he comes out his door, you pop up and start spitting at him.
5.) You jump in a box and say you are an SCV.
6.) You throw a vile red substance and say you are casting Plague.
7.) You think the park is Battle.net
8.) You think public meetings is a channel filled with mindless bots that spam.
9.) You think the president is infested.

Ah crap...guess I'm really addicted.

- You try to "cloak" and "lockdown" cars to get across the street
- You start talking in random snarls and roars
- You try to slice someone who offends you with "warp blades"
- You walk around wearing a green and red headband thingy
- You throw green globs of crap at somebody to "ensnare" them
- You wonder why the US doesn't simply "cloak" thier planes
- You try to turn your car into "seige mode"
- You have no life and sit in front of a computer making StarCraft maps

You call yourself "Agent Trent Aster"
you "cloak" to sneak around
you are a member of "staredit.net forums"
You say "somebody call for an exterminator" every time you walk into a room

\/\/()()+! I guess I'm guilty then. :cool:

Yay for comment-man!


BAM! In Tazzy's face!! Gwhahahaha


-You called your lil fishy Mr. Hybrid

(i AM crazy...)

- When you call your little sister a Zergling

Seriously, everybody in this forum, at least regulars are probably addicted....

Well d'uh... Everyone here (except Chu most probably) are just fans of SC.... I wouldn't call it addicted though...

- In your death testament (lacking english vocabulary...), you ask for your body to be placed into a robotic body in order to live a second life (dragoons)

And don't firget the four legs and the cool spinny thingy on the bottom!

- Your Christmas wich list includes things like "armour upgrade" and "weapons upgrade"

-When you read this forum and think "Hey... I've done that before."
-When you have memorized all the unit comments... like the science vessel's "Who let those monkeys out?" or "I think we are experiencing a gas leak!"
-When you model your halloween costume after a ghost.
-When you are afraid of the Easter Bunny because he is actually a Zergling.
-When you think of Santa as Edmund Duke, and his sleigh as a Dropship.
-When doodle you draw map layouts, and different tactics for beating them.
-When you flirt by commenting "I don't need to be psychic to know what you are thinking."
-When you cloak to get away from the cops after bombing a building.
-When you burrow after spitting at people.
-When you can think up more than five of these.

Hey... my grandmother is an Infesetd Kerrigan... only not nearly as good looking and a whole lot worse.

- When you log 50+ posts here in a day (guess this could apply to being addicted to StarEdit too)
- You start stabbing people with the claws growing out of your body
- You greet people by saying "En Taro Adun"
- When the music you play constantly in the background is the Bonus Zerg Music (you know, the "Radio Free Zerg" cheat)
- When everytime you get into trouble, you go to the nearest keyboard and type "There is no cow level" or "Power overwhelming"

Right Clicking friends until they get mad and say something...
Right Clicking pets and other various animals until they explode...

- For your Halloween pumpkin, you carve a Hydralisk's face.
- You once wrote down the stats of every unit and hero in the game for "easy reference."
- You have been arrested 3 times for disturbing the peace with your "phase disruptor."

I would like to see that one. It would be hard to make...

Shouldn't you have it memorized already?

Another one: you actually study the stats of sc units.

Any decent melee player would have done these two anyway... I mean, you can't except to beat 20 Zerglings with 5 Dragoons, not knowing that goons makes less damage to them and that you have to micro them if you ever want to win...

- You have pointless debates about micro over macro
- You can counter everything in StarCraft

I'll just pretend I know what that means...

Micro = Think Small (I.E. Preserve every marine)
Macro = Think Big (I.E. Several mining bases)

It's the conversation we are having RIGHT NOW...

- You attempt to create a SC RPG but fail miserably
(im eeeeevil =D )

I was trying to think much too in-depth-ly... I feel stupid now...