Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2004-10-23 at 02:02:43
Post strange or contradicting statements here, I'll start you guys off:
-I'm a winner at losing.
-Winners never quit, Quitters never win, but people who never win and refuse to quit are idiots.
-Contructive Destruction. (In terms of Constructive Critisism)
-Everyone must have a problem so if you don't have a problem, you have a problem.
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-I'm a winner at losing.
-Winners never quit, Quitters never win, but people who never win and refuse to quit are idiots.
-Contructive Destruction. (In terms of Constructive Critisism)
-Everyone must have a problem so if you don't have a problem, you have a problem.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-10-23 at 07:37:24
This sentencce have two errors ...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-10-23 at 12:20:36
If you try to lose but succeed, what have you done?
Organized chaos.
Freedom.
Organized chaos.
Freedom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2004-10-24 at 00:34:52
Ignorance. It's amazing how much faster a group of people can go when they have no idea what they're doing
Mistakes. It could be that the purpose of your life it to only serve as a warning to others.
Potential. Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Fear. Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, You will not know the terror of being lost at sea.
Defeat. For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Chances are, you're one of them.
Blame. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Leaders. Leaders are like Eagles. We don't have either of them here.
Okay, I got them off of this one website. Some are really funny...
Edit: Here's another funny one:
Dreams. Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
Humiliation. The harder you try, the dumber you look.
Underachievement. The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
Mistakes. It could be that the purpose of your life it to only serve as a warning to others.
Potential. Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Fear. Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, You will not know the terror of being lost at sea.
Defeat. For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Chances are, you're one of them.
Blame. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Leaders. Leaders are like Eagles. We don't have either of them here.
Okay, I got them off of this one website. Some are really funny...
Edit: Here's another funny one:
Dreams. Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
Humiliation. The harder you try, the dumber you look.
Underachievement. The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2004-10-24 at 00:37:29
save the pidgeons before i kill again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2004-10-24 at 00:53:00
THis is my friends:
"The butter is melting on the cake! Quick! To the batmobile!"
"The butter is melting on the cake! Quick! To the batmobile!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2004-10-24 at 00:59:12
my sister finds this one hilarious:
"mashed potatoes can be your friends"
-wierd al yankovic
heres my saying:
"ship of fools, car of idiots"
"mashed potatoes can be your friends"
-wierd al yankovic
heres my saying:
"ship of fools, car of idiots"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Venom-- on 2004-10-24 at 11:10:00
well, you know what they say about assume; it makes an ass out of you and some chinese guy named "me"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2004-10-25 at 05:37:06
-I hate the person who hates me that hates me except me.-
Very confusin, I didn't really get it myself.
Very confusin, I didn't really get it myself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-10-25 at 05:46:00
Smart Shinobooette
omg thats the best!
omg thats the best!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Foamy on 2004-10-25 at 06:08:27
Life is like a stairway; it goes up and down.
My friend:
"Bunnies are rare, we come from pink rocks, and penguins grow on trees. See we all make no sense."
He is wierd.
My own, kinda: "Why bother, you gonna die anyway"
not that fun, but true, if you think about it...
My friend:
"Bunnies are rare, we come from pink rocks, and penguins grow on trees. See we all make no sense."
He is wierd.
My own, kinda: "Why bother, you gonna die anyway"
not that fun, but true, if you think about it...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2004-10-25 at 13:23:12
I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
Your Unique just like everyone else.
Your Unique just like everyone else.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-10-25 at 23:13:38
i learnt this one from scrwed
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children
your the dumbest smart person ive ever seen (thats from "I,robot")
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children
your the dumbest smart person ive ever seen (thats from "I,robot")
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2004-10-25 at 23:15:38
-If you put frogs in boiling water they flee, but if you put them in cold water and turn up the heat, they die slow and painfully....
-The clock strikes 12 at midnight, the Oompa Loompa stands still, the clock strikes 12 in the afternoon, the Oompa Loompa walks again...
I think that works.....
-The clock strikes 12 at midnight, the Oompa Loompa stands still, the clock strikes 12 in the afternoon, the Oompa Loompa walks again...
I think that works.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2004-10-25 at 23:23:31
QUOTE((U)Bolt_Head @ Oct 25 2004, 12:23 PM)
I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
Your Unique just like everyone else.
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Your Unique just like everyone else.
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hahhahaha...i love his quotes...steven wright I believe?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2004-10-25 at 23:23:37
edited for conetent...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Foamy on 2004-10-26 at 13:33:42
"People smoke cigaretts
you are people
thererfore you somke cigaretts"
you are people
thererfore you somke cigaretts"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-10-26 at 18:32:18
"Orcas look a LOT like killer whales!"
"Oh, God I'm High... oh wait... not im not!"
-All by me... im trying to think of more stupid stuff i say when im sugar high
"Oh, God I'm High... oh wait... not im not!"
-All by me... im trying to think of more stupid stuff i say when im sugar high
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2004-10-26 at 20:22:56
"They misunderestimated me" -Bush
S.h.i.t.- Ship High In Transit
^
Warning sign used so people would smoke near the cow menure crates. Sometimes the cigarettes would light the methane and blow up the ship. Little history for you. ^_^
S.h.i.t.- Ship High In Transit
^
Warning sign used so people would smoke near the cow menure crates. Sometimes the cigarettes would light the methane and blow up the ship. Little history for you. ^_^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-10-26 at 20:44:43
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Razell on 2004-10-26 at 20:46:14
"Allow myself to introdue...myself...."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-10-26 at 20:48:22
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-10-26 at 22:49:01
everybody is different, so if your not different, your different
in a breaststroke race, everyone cheated cuz they used their hands
in a breaststroke race, everyone cheated cuz they used their hands
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2004-10-26 at 23:13:42
I like pie, apple pie. Now get me my martini.