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Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamandragon on 2004-10-31 at 13:53:42
I've just been to tux's site and read about that @sshole Genie...it was sooooo funny.

I am now trying to recreate the @sshole Genie here! But this time, I'm the @sshole Genie. To distinguish between me and tux, I call myself the S.Ho Genie

First thing first, rules, hem hem:

1.No wishing for more wishes
2.No wish that affecting the genie in any direct way
3.No compound wishes
4.Three or less wishes per post
5.One post per week max!

Obviously I'm not as smart as tux and i might not do a job as good as him, but I'll try my best to please you (when you're not reading about replies to YOUR wishes, that is)!

No specific format for wishes, just make it loud and clear! wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2004-10-31 at 16:48:55
I don't get what we are supposed to do. We say a wish and you try to grant them?

like this?

"I wish that this genie would beat up the other ginie" ????
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2004-10-31 at 18:34:05
I wish for two million dollars. Bet you a million that won't come true. (If it comes true I get a million ($2 mil - $1 mil) and if it doesn't you owe me a mil. GG.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-10-31 at 23:34:05
I'm already amused, and you haven't replied to anyone's posts yet!

I wish for my following wish to somehow cause $100,000,000 apear in fronmt of me
I wish for the previous wish to not come true.
I wish that I never wished anything at all and can thus rewish all these
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2004-10-31 at 23:39:26
I wish for 1 million United States Dollars to appear right in front of me right now.
I wish for the next wish to come true tomorrow.
I wish that I had never wished anything thus giving me the ability to re-wish my 3 wishes tongue.gif (Thank you EzDay2)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IsolatedPurity on 2004-11-01 at 12:17:02
Both of your wishes loop in such a way you'll never actually get it the million
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2004-11-01 at 16:34:15
I will get the money, and tomorrow, it will all disappear so I get 1 day to spend as much money as I want tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-11-01 at 21:29:58
"Both of your wishes loop in such a way you'll never actually get it the million"
So?
The whole point was for it to loop around and be self-contradictory tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamandragon on 2004-11-02 at 05:52:33
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Oct 31 2004, 06:34 PM)
I wish for two million dollars.  Bet you a million that won't come true. (If it comes true I get a million ($2 mil - $1 mil) and if it doesn't you owe me a mil.  GG.
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Err...Granted!(A million dollars appear in front of DT_Battlekruser, owned by some one else. GG)
Wish another wish next week...

QUOTE(EzDay2 @ Oct 31 2004, 11:34 PM)
I'm already amused, and you haven't replied to anyone's posts yet!

I wish for my following wish to somehow cause $100,000,000 apear in fronmt of me
I wish for the previous wish to not come true.
I wish that I never wished anything at all and can thus rewish all these
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Granted! Same fate of DT_Battlekruser though.
Granted! A million dollar appeared and disappeared right in front of you!
Rule broken! NO compound wishes! Wish another wish next week...

QUOTE(LegacyWeapon @ Oct 31 2004, 11:39 PM)
I wish for 1 million United States Dollars to appear right in front of me right now.
I wish for the next wish to come true tomorrow.
I wish that I had never wished anything thus giving me the ability to re-wish my 3 wishes tongue.gif (Thank you EzDay2)
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Granted...Same fate of the two living beings above.
Granted...
Rule broken! NO compound wishes! Wish another wish next week...
(Another alternative for the third wish is to loop your life-so you will will end your day as the end of the day before, and the same day keeps repeating over and over again for all eternity for you only! Same to the one above, so please don't try stuff like this...)


I'm gonna be a lot harsher at rules cux I'm not as smart as tux...Please don't challenge me...I suck...
Yah...sorry for being offline yesterday...I had exam.

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QUOTE(KaboomHahahein @ Oct 31 2004, 04:48 PM)
I don't get what we are supposed to do. We say a wish and you try to grant them?

like this?

"I wish that this genie would beat up the other ginie"  ????
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Correct, although I often prefer a neater lay out--makes it easier for me to se.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2004-11-02 at 10:28:32
QUOTE
Err...Granted!(A million dollars appear in front of DT_Battlekruser, owned by some one else. GG)
Wish another wish next week...


No it didn't. Owned by whoever there is no stacks of $100 bills.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2004-11-02 at 10:52:27
How is wishing my other wishes not come true a compound wish eh?
You should give us examples of what each rule means...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamandragon on 2004-11-02 at 12:07:05
QUOTE(LegacyWeapon @ Nov 2 2004, 10:52 AM)
How is wishing my other wishes not come true a compound wish eh?
You should give us examples of what each rule means...
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You wished to cancel all wishes AND to have 3 wishes back.
Basically you're breaking two rules: no wishing for more rules too...
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