Did you know that only one eye of a hampster blinks at a time??
If four out of five people SUFFER from diareah duz the fith person ENJOY it?
This is a STOLEN quote, and I said it before. Re-edit this and I'll warn you. The quote was from assassin_498
Bush is an IDIOT.. but you all knew that
I don't get it... prolly cuz I'm sooo slow

did you know...
''fat people are hard to kidnap!''
''Try and hum while holding your nose!''
"'Try and hum while holding your nose!''"
Why?
What does it do besides prevent you from humming?
An apple wakes you up better in the morning than a cup of coffee.