Just now I watched Spike TV's Ultimage Gamer. This episode had one very lucky guy get his apartment redecorated Halo style, flown to Bungi HQ to see the stuff behind the scenes, the making of, to meet the creators of, and to play Halo 2. While he was gont his boring apartment was redecorated. After his adventure in Bungi HQ he went for a ride in a dune buggy or the modern day Warthog. After failing to complete a challenge where he would have won some unknown prize, the host led him to the top of a hill, and showed the guy all his old aparment funrature. Then they blew it up. He returned home, checked out his new room with new furniture. This is what he got: A statue of Master Chief, a new plasma tv, the Halo edition of Xbox, lots of games, a new work station for his computer (why would he even use it now?), an autographed Halo 2 poster signed by the creators, Halo 2 action figures, and a to top it all off: Halo 2. He is the first person in the world to own a copy of Halo 2 (a legal copy).
I say we need to do something about this. We will go there, rob the guy of everything, burn copies of Halo 2, take his statue, poster, Xbox, computer, and TV and have our own party. And if I'm lucky enough I will get it all. How much torture was it for all of us without Halo 2 to witness one lucky son of a (assumed curse word), get to do all that stuff while we still have to wait!? And as I'm writing this there is about 4 days, 3 hours, and 12 minutes until Halo 2 is released for the public. This is going to be the longest 4 days, 3 hours, and 12 minutes ever. Ever.