Muhaha, I was, in fact, the person who submitted Kill Me! to the DL Database.
Here goes:
Map Name: Kill Me!Map Type: MovieCreator: Tuxedo_Templar
Sentence Summary
Absolutely hilarious, captivating, map size small enough that you won't know the sound effects packed in!
Point Summary
Overall Rate: 10/10 (0 being lowest, 10 being highest; half-points are possible)
Movie maps are judged by the following categories (the points that this map has received are in parentheses after the categories, 0 being lowest, 10 being highest):
- Plot (9)
- Organization (10)
- Sound/Music (10)
- Triggering (10)
- Interactiveness (10)
- Meaningful/Humorous (10)
Detailed Review
Kill Me!, one of the most recognized works by Tuxedo_Templar, and one of the few maps that have popularized even the mindless droning players of Battle.net.
In this typical movie map, Tux has used atypical elements that made the map flourish.
The plot was of a man, Mr. Hapless (from one of Tux's previous movies), who has done terrible deeds in his life. Well, now his bad karma gets back at him... his karma, as in, YOU.
You, the movie watchers, vote on one of several ways to kill Mr. Hapless: nuclear strike, mass-murdered, highway crossing disasters, or just falling off a cliff and letting gravity do the dirty work. There is even a part where the players participate in the execution of Mr. Hapless, choosing a weapon of choice, and getting a piece of Hapless. Each death possibility has different plots of their own, some brief, some epic, but all sure to bring laughter from the audience.
Surpassing Tux's former works,
Kill Me! efficiently and effectively incorporated numerous music clips and sound effects that made watching this map actually feel like watching a comical movie, instead of reading some Shakespeare book.
Long story short, the plot felt a bit short (you never can get tired of seeing the same guy dying over and over), but for its size and pizzazz,
Kill Me! stood out from all the other so-called "Movie" maps I have seen, earning, with honor and dignity (or the stripping of it from Hapless), a perfect 10.
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Lmao, if I put this much effort into MAKING maps, World of Starcraft, I and II, would be played by half of Battle.net (er, maybe); if I put this much effort into writing my English essays, I'd have finished the three projects due Friday way back last week! Oh well, Veteran's Day, work your magic...
