on shadow fortress, there is a thing that tells you if you play to much sc(247 reasons). i thought it might be fun to continue it.
BE ORIGINAL!!
You play to much sc when
1.you have surgery for a chest cavity to hold you needle spines.
2.You spammed a clan channel cause you got bored.
3.You think Nova/Kerrigan are hot
4.You made a movie about sc.
Continue the list people

5. You do this list of things that are from StarCraft. That you thought of yourself.
6. You regularly SAY w00t!
7. You've gone through 8 girlfriends all of which you forgot about your dates with
8. When you quote StarCraft units in real life.
9. When you walk around singing on the Races music.
10. When you think Kerrigan is real, and you have a chans on her.
11. When you get this bored to, sit on the SEN forum and do useless stuff like this.
12. When you start calling Dollar/kronor etc. for minerals!

13. You call your parents the Overmind
14. You write about the effects of the Dominion collapse on the Kel-Morian Combine for an Economic Essay
15. Buy drugs thinking they are stim packs.
16. Actually use those drugs as though they were stim packs.
17. Try to cross-breed insects and animals and genetically enhance them.
18. Know the names of the clans for each race.
Coko, isnt it the Kel-Morian Combine?
and SP Collapse

-When you strap kniveves to your arms and say your a zealot
-You try to "Consume" your food
-During war you yell "FOR AUIR!" and sacrfice yourself
-You are afraid of "Infestastion"
-You create a new word for SC
-You thought of a plot for SC2
-You thought of a new unit for a race for SC2
26. Do a report on Zealots and why their atoms evaporate for a science project.
27:you remember every sc unit but you remember no more than 10 states.
28. Dress up as a ghost for halloween and the cops shoot you cuz they think your a terrorist
29. You try to kill wolfs thinking that there zerglings
30. You think your car is a vulture and so it can shoot grenades
31. You try to kill a tree thinking its a zerg spire
32. You think that all girls either have psychic powers, are nurses, are flight attendents, or have "cooties." (sarah, medic, valk, infest)
33. You have more friends on your "b-net" buddy group then your "friends" buddy group.
34. You have read the starcraft manual, without skipping sections.
35. You know offhand how much damage a yamato cannon does. (anyone know or is this just me?)
36. You say 'Owned' when you kick a soccer ball into your opponent's nuts.
37. You say 'Lol' instead of really laughing.
38. You decided to marry someone electronically on battle.net.
39. You begin to wonder what gender the Overmind was.
40. You write out a little bullet answer for the Overmind being Male.
41. You write out a little bullet answer for the Overmind being Female.
42. You go to paintball and get hit and accuse the person of using a Map Hack.
43- When you cheat with your friend you are telling him: Ac-On
44- When you are fighting with someone you are telling him: Ally-end!!
45- Blizard is sending you a gift for 100 000 000 hour of playing on B.Net
45. get raided by a marine tring to kill a ling
46. die
47. remember u died
48. Try to use a DefeatHack to keep yourself alive.
49-You post a reason someone would be addicted to sc in a website that is all about sc.
50- You call your friends noobs if they lose to you in a game.
51. You like to eat Minerals and drink Gas
52. You think mars is infested with zerglings
53. And order someone to send a Wraith to find out
54. Only to find that the wraith was never sent, so you order your friends to expand for more minerals
QUOTE(xbakapeterx @ Nov 14 2004, 01:45 AM)
27:you remember every sc unit but you remember no more than 10 states.
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Im guilty at that :/
Wow, and i thought this would die fast...
55.You have an sc Idol (Tuxedo-Templar, (U)Bolt_Head)
56. You have made more than 40 maps
57.You have more than 1,000,000 illy accounts.
58.You have been in more than 3 clans (im guilty of this

)
3 clans? are u kidding? ive been in like 25 diff clans and i dont even melee... 5 years takes you places tho =/
Lets continue this!!
59. You say "thats so L337" when your friend shows you a new car.
60. You spend christmas, thanksgiving, birthdays, and new years on B.net.
61. You refuse to do a school project but can spend 2 hours working on a map.
62. You say "We got raped" when your school football team loses.
63. You have dreams for new maps.
63. Your mother says "I havent seen you in weeks"
64. You join a map making site for SC.
65. You grab a hammer and claim your going to repair the ion cannon.
66. You say things like "I missed you!" "Welcome back!" and my favorite, "Couldn't resist Starcrack could you?" to your friends who havent logged on in a long time.
67. You strap on c-4 and and jump on a firehydrant, thinking your an inf. terran blowing up a bunker.
68. You say, "If General Duke was incharge, we would of nuked iraq by now."
69. You tell your friends on B.net everything your going to do: "Im hungry, brb, Ima get a snack" or "I gotta Sh*t" or "Daaaaaamn my songs on! I gotta dance!"
70. You cant wait for school to be over so you can log onto b.net.
71. you know who i nvented the battle cruiser.