Ok heres there rules...you can only make 3 words to make the story complete...ok i guess ill go first

Today i ate
Big Ass

Damn, this is already out of hand! 1 post into it!
rofl kow..razell ruined it...
...restart...
It was raining...
cats and dogs....(isn't this, like, the 4th time this thread has been made?

)
You ruined it InSaNe by saying "And had a" you can't use that again
swap killed it with
out a girl
okay mine:
. The cats were
my mum's favourite...
(oo i remember this

my real-life friend 'Shinobooette' who use to come to this website always starts this thread

... but he is turning his attention to Warcraft ||| now

)
semi-automatic-machine-operated dish-washing machine
(lol it's 3 words!)
(okay if you're not happy:
brand new machine)
(There, happy? You boring fart.)
(If you stick to the original one I made you can ignore the above sentence)
(If you didn't read the above sentence you can ignore this one too)
(If you read this sentence you are starting to confused, and I strongly suggest that you stop reading on)
(If you ignore my suggestion and read on you should not be feeling confused and should read on)
(If you are not confused yet read from line one again)
(If you are reading this line you don't obey my orders)
(If you are reading this line you should read on)
(If you are reading this line you listened to my order, as opposed to line 14)
(If you still reading this line you should STOP and go to the next post)
(If you are reading this line you don't obey my orders)