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Hopefully this is serious. I think it is. Well, this is why his approval ratings are so high.Some are quite funny.

×Most negative poll results were placed behind Jeb Bush's couch along with the "Gore" Florida ballots.

×Most people are afraid to say what they really think because under Bush's "Patriot Act," any negative criticism, no matter how slight, is considered an act of treason.

×The poll results were tabulated by Enron accountants Arthur Anderson.

×Many respondents thought the pollsters were asking about Anheuser-busch.

×Bush's "little boy" look is endearing to parents, grandparents, and little old ladies, not to mention the growing number of known pedophile priest.

×The questionnaires were printed on the backs of fat, federal farm subsidy checks.

×A majority of people really do identify with him, especially since they too don't have a clue about how to run the question.

×For a shot at another $300 tax rebate, most Americans would approve of saddam Hussein.

×The hole in the ozone layer that bush doesn't believe in has fried everybody's brain.

×A goofy, inarticulate dad with a substance-abusing past trying to control his rebellious, nutso kids: Many Americans think he's the West Wing Version of Ozzy Osbourne.

×Traditionally anti-Bush environmentalist refused to be polled because the questionnaires were not printed on recycled paper thereby skewing the results.

×The numbers were inflated by crafty democrats to give up Bush the same false sense of security his father had befor getting trounced by Clinton in '92.

×The statistical pool? Made up of lobbyists, defense contractors and comedy writers with a trunk full of moron jokes.

×Soft-hearted Americans don't want to do anything to make him nervous and choke on another pretzel.

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Tell me what you think of these if you took time to read them. Also, tell me why you think his approval ratings are so high.

Do you really need to quote that, Neo?
-- Aster

this really shouldn't be here, you are just asking for people's opinions on your untrue Bush-Hating statements

Edit: Move plz

Way to !!!!!!!!

They are pretty true, I mean he is such an idiot with alchoholics for daughters.

i think that most of those are untrue and "you are just asking for people's opinions on your Bush-Hating statements" you asked me what i thought, and i told you, thats definatly spam....[/sarcasm]

I understand that simpsons was just giving his oppinion and then asking for those of others. I can't say i agree with his anti-Bush sentiments. People approve of Bush because he seems to be like someone who would be your friend. Kind of like the everyday american, while on the other hand Kerry did not seem like this at all, tho he and his party tried to make it seem like this.
Also, screw the enviromentalists... bunch of whiners.
Also, Bush's approval rate is so hish because... hes a republican and democrats just suck.

WOOT KAPS UR MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!!~!~! i live in massachusetts and i don't like Kerry, i think he's a disgrace to all of massachusetts...also many of my friends agree

I'm from Mass also, i didn't like bush at all i would rather have someone from the green party than bush. Other than osama or saddam i would almost have anyone other than Bush. I hate electoral college.

hey im from massachusetts also and kerry sucks and bush is better

I like to call people like you " ' ...Uneducated... ' ".

well there has to be something seriously wrong with the guy, if people from his home state hate him that much....

These aren't the kind of people who do their own research and form their own opinions, dude. Keep that in mind.

lol urmom i love ur avatar. Cheeze and homer guy....im typin this but forgot ur name alrdy eheh Why do u guys think ur the only ones with good opinions? everyone else who thinks different are idiots but u give no good reasons except u hate bush and u think hes dumb and u just repeat stuff u heard on the news that hasnt been proven...??

uhh, Nozomu, who was that directed towards? im just curious

It was directed toward you, Simpsons, urmom, and KaPS.

You know what? America's government is corrupt. Bush sucks, Kerry sucks, and anyone else who just comes up and says a lot of bull sucks. The end.

Really snipa? Maybe you should Cheez's and my comments in the topic Why the hell did Bush win. Then tell me I never backed up anything.

HERE'S SOMETHING!

152 EXECUTIONS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
Here is what he had to say about one!!

Although he said he was anguished by the decision, in an interview in Talk magazine, writer Tucker Carlson described Bush mimicking the woman's final plea for her life. "'Please,' Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, 'don't kill me.'"

I will post more on why the hell did Bush win.

the reason i like bush is because i like democrats. i think that the war in iraq couldnt be avoided any longer and it was a right thing to do. kerry on the otherhand probably would have stopped everything in iraq including the rebuilding and do many other stupid things.

yea i like my avataur too, you can use it also if you want because this guy in the creative works said i could use it.